Tag "Humor" - Works and Original stories

What kind of dirty thoughts could come into this oddball's head? Oddly enough, the object of his lust was.....

stupid shit

Emily and Lilith's conversation in the group, if Emily had answered her question "Why Emily?" and she made concessions.

The story of how our guys went to the beach and Jax and Ragata almost drowned each other.

The main character Savisa arrives at a summer camp called "The Four Elements". In the evening, she notices a strange light coming from the forest. When she arrives, she notices a strange tree and 3 girls. Approaching the tree, it glows brighter, and the girls faint. When they woke up, they discovered that they had abilities. It came as a shock to them. Why exactly did they get these powers? They don't need a powers. Or do they?

It sounds cynical, but it's true. although I would like to see a close person among all these colorful heads, constantly scurrying back and forth, who would laugh, pat me on the back a couple of times and go outside for a smoke, leaving behind a bunch of screaming teenagers. but it won't happen. But the eyes behind the purple hair will take you back in time, a little later, but give you a strawberry kiss...

Night City is the city of dreams. It knows the dreams of all its residents, young and old. It knows even the craziest dreams, and even those tucked away in Watson, in a dim basement of one humble ripperdoc.

Everyday life and the relationship between the king and the cardinal.

Aunties told Aurora to never talk to strangers. But this rule is very difficult to follow when, in the middle of the night, a man in black appears at her window, introduces himself as the Pretty Bird she has known all her life, and asks to follow him somewhere to get her tenth birthday present. And to keep it all a secret.

"How come she can swim? Isn't she half-bird? I used to like the thought. That we have something in common."

Maleficent notoriously has little skills (or patience) for small talk and flattery. Diaval, on the other hand, seems to have a silver tongue, a real gift of gab. "Just like the Blarney Stone," he said — whatever he meant by that...

I think even Potter will be able to understand from the title what this drabble will be about. The work of the Honored Professor of Potions, Severus Tobias Snape, is presented to your attention and to your court. How teach something to those who do not want to learn? All the secrets of a successful potion maker are only here and only with us!

-Shall we go on a date? - Kim Seokjin, I'm telling you for the thirty-eighth time, no, I'm not going on a date with you.

"We need to fight with our complexes, and not wait for everything to pass by itself." These words were said to her by Seokjin, unfortunately, many, many times.

A girl named Saw, who had already entered 9th grade, was preparing for the most exciting and scary day for her this year. September 1st. It wasn't scary for her because of starting school and all. It was just that Saw and her family, due to circumstances, had to move to a different neighborhood, much further away from her old one, and Saw was transferred to a new school. It was the first move for her, and she's very afraid. Will she be able to make the same friends she made at her old school?

After tearing apart the worlds of astral and present, a bright light enveloped the planet uniting them. The moment the wave reached Guts, his personality was split into two. The first was no different from the original, except for a certain dislike of cakes. And the second was transported to another world and in its memory something important for Guts was erased..........

— You didn't forget about the jewelry, did you? — Jewelry? And then the chaos begins.

Billy had loved his family so much, and Hannah’s voice was so like Agnes’, so when he heard the Washington calling for help down in the mines, he rebelled against his cursed self and his even more cursed instincts. Not only he refused to eat Hannah, but also did everything in his power to prevent her from turning into a Wendigo herself! Makkapitew and others were not pleased—obviously—but it’s not that any of them can do anything about it now. After all, rules are rules.

The world is so much like a fairy tale from childhood, where the most magical time unfolds. A mysterious place called Hogwarts. However, let's go back to the origins of this beautiful legend and retell the story of another exceptional wizard who is able to see traces of ancient magic. What secrets will he have to reveal and what rivals will he face? And most importantly, what does this threaten for the school of witchcraft and wizardry once again? The locked doors will be opened anew.

Ever since Lunark ended up in Frankenstein's house, they have been suspecting each other of pretense and deception. But is it really so hard to try and trust each other?