Tag "Crack" - Works and Original stories

The work is based on an absurd assumption or an extremely absurd situation.

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How Hans Found an Old Empire in Munich

Gen
G
Finished
1
Author:
Airy_Bridge
Fandom:
Countryhumans
Size:
4 pages, 1,393 words, 1 chapter
Date of completion:
05.12.2025
Tags: Crack Drabble Germany Modern days Nobody is Dead Philosophical Discussions Public Transportation Problems Spin-Off Surprises Unexpected Meeting
Literally the title A small oneshot because I saw this particular Twitter post and I couldn't erase the scene out of my head hahaha. Just a silly imaginary scenario. Post in question: https://x.com/ProudBavaria/status/1996326891028939154?s=20

Minecraft Axelotle

Gen
G
Finished
1
Author:
NotQuiteLoading
Fandom:
Minecraft
Size:
4 pages, 1,476 words, 1 chapter
Date of completion:
18.03.2025
Tags: Action Angst Caves Crack Dimensional Travel Grief and loss Loneliness New life Pets Reincarnation Self-insert Transmigration of souls Spoilers ...
What would you do if you were stuck as an axolotl in Minecraft? Let's find out! |--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--| The last thing you recall is the piercing wails of police sirens after a failed mugging. You wonder if you've ended up in the hospital. Something seems wrong, you can't put your finger on it though... You open your eyes. "Well that's not right," you think to yourself. . . |--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--_--| -Practice fic

Holy Trinity

Mixed
PG-13
Finished
7
Author:
Freestina
Fandom:
Murder Drones
Pairing and characters:
Serial Designation J/Serial Designation N/Serial Designation V, human!Serial Designation J/human!Serial Designation V/human!Serial Designation N
Size:
8 pages, 2,655 words, 2 chapters
Date of completion:
09.11.2024
Tags: Addictions AU Becoming a hero Byronic heroes Canon Divergence Conflicting feelings Crack Falling in love Friends to lovers Friendship Halloween_2024 Humanization Humor Infantility Mature characters New Zealand OOC Parasites Polyamory References to smoking Romance Vampires
It started at the carnival. That dark-skinned beauty, a promising television presenter, the daughter of the local Elon Musk with a great, great education, spoke to N, and then these two infantile stoners came up and said: — Is this bore bothering you?

The secret of Kaito's frying pan

Gen
Translation
R
In progress
0
Author:
CherrySammiee CherrySammiee
Fandom:
VOCALOID
Pairing and characters:
OLIVER, James, Fukase, Kaito, Kagamine Len, Kagamine Rin , Gumi, VFlower
Size:
planned Midi, 12 pages, 2,175 words, 4 chapters
Last update:
12.07.2024
Tags: Crack Detective Humor Spoilers ...
Everyone is afraid of Kaito's frying pan. But Flower, Gumi and Oliver don't understand why. When they were completely tired of this absurdity, they decided to find out the truth.

Fuck Fuckers

Mixed
Translation
NC-21
In progress
0
Author:
Mr.Boblu Some coach from JD (me on Ficbook)
Fandom:
Just Dance
Pairing and characters:
Layl , Other Survivors, Other Ebakas , Qweno , Zoey , Kapyy , Hoku , Moxie , Dahlia , Arleen , Iluquim , Kym Noe , Bo'blu , Blessing , Kingsley
Size:
planned Mini, 4 pages, 1,396 words, 1 chapter
Date of creation:
11.07.2024
Tags: Anal sex AU Blood/Injuries Blowjobs Crack Dancing Erotic fantasies Gentle sex Group sex Half-Breeds Hickeys/Love bites Monsters Monstrophilia Murder Mutants Muteness Obscene language Rape Rated for sex Survival Violence Xenophilia
Botanical Garden. This place is large, there are many plants in it, there is little water... And there are these ebakas here. Half people half plants. They appeared here recently, after the accident. Negligence of management and employees. These fuckers are quite aggressive, mostly behave like animals and crave blood and flesh. Well, they need water, which is already scarce here... And these ebakas are pretty nice to fuck, right, Bo'blu?

Downs of a System: the Unite Squad Slaying Rounds

Gen
R
In progress
6
Author:
Wagner
Fandom:
The Gamer, Pocket Monsters, Pokemon Unite, Pokemon (crossover)
Pairing and characters:
Burnet, Kukui, OFC, OMC
Size:
planned Midi, 16 pages, 7,284 words, 2 chapters
Last update:
10.02.2024
Tags: Accidental travel (trope) Adventure AU Black Humor Crack Fantasy Friendship GameLit Humor Mary Sue / Gary Stu Monsters Obscene language OOC Original female characters Original male characters Parody Sitcom
Here the chimes are striking, young people are clinking glasses, everyone is celebrating the New Year together! However, one drunken bumpkin manages to ruin the whole party with his careless handling of fireworks, which flew from the damn street to the seventh floor, right into the kitchen... As a result – five instant deaths, cops, ambulance, but let's not stifle! Five poor devils go to Purgatory to find life in a new, or not so new, world of super-strong and very dangerous monsters for them!

Dialogue with oneself (mentally ill)

Gen
NC-21
Finished
20
Author:
Light_DJ
Fandom:
Original works
Size:
2 pages, 491 words, 1 chapter
Date of completion:
26.12.2023
Tags: Anxiety Crack Depression Fear of pain Growing pains Longevity Madness Mental disorders Pain Panic attacks Philosophy Poem Poems PTSD Secret FicFan Santa 2023 Self-torture The third wheel Spoilers ...
Well, what are you turning to again? What didn't you like about your to-do list? or do you intend to go crazy in this way?..