Theon Pastajoy croaked from cancer
- Author:
- Universe:
- Game of Thrones
- Size:
- 4 pages, 1,775 words, 1 chapter
- Date of completion:
- 13.01.2026
UPD: Pastajoy is a local variation of Theon’s surname that originated from the protagonist’s failed attempt to buy “horse meat” in the fic “The Chronicles of Theon Pastajoy: The Ballad of the Ultimate Cringe.” Just like the other nicknames and tropes—such as “bald hedgehogs” instead of eyebrows, the constant pasta references, sunbathing on the roof, etc.—everything stems from that first fanfiction