Theon Pastajoy confesses his love to the oldest woman of the North.

!!Proceed with caution: this fic may be extremely disturbing due to the graphic descriptions of cannibalism UPD: Pastajoy is a local variation of Theon’s surname that originated from the protagonist’s failed attempt to buy “horse meat” in the fic “The Chronicles of Theon Pastajoy: The Ballad of the Ultimate Cringe.” Just like the other nicknames and tropes—such as “bald hedgehogs” instead of eyebrows, the constant pasta references, sunbathing on the roof, etc.—everything stems from that first

UPD: Pastajoy is a local variation of Theon’s surname that originated from the protagonist’s failed attempt to buy “horse meat” in the fic “The Chronicles of Theon Pastajoy: The Ballad of the Ultimate Cringe.” Just like the other nicknames and tropes—such as “bald hedgehogs” instead of eyebrows, the constant pasta references, sunbathing on the roof, etc.—everything stems from that first fanfiction

No one can surpass Theon in shame! Black Humor Canon-characteristic cruelty Non-violent death Canon Divergence Dark