Hot Bath vs. Cold Bath
May 3, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Starfall dances in place in a squat dance and holds a microphone in her right hand and sings:
β You're just a pussy, not a normal donut! You don't give it to everyone like a trough! You're just a cannon! β having finished singing and dancing, she accidentally farted. β Oops! It wasn't me! β she lied, her cheeks turning red and she looked around to make sure no one saw her. Suddenly, Lilith bursts into her room.
β Starfall, I have a small business proposition for you! β she said and sniffed, she covered her nose. β Ugh! What did you stink up here?
β It wasn't me. Everything was like this here. β Starfall explained.
β Okay. It doesn't matter. Anyway, I noticed that this idiot skeleton opened his own show with some big-eyed freak and disgraces us with each episode.
β Yeah, I remember. That bastard even ruined my computer and didn't let me go back online so I could write new fanfics. I hate him so much. β Starfall clenched her fists.
β So. I suggest we get revenge on him.
β And how?
β We'll steal his idea for his show and make such episodes that they'll surpass Skully's show and everyone will quickly switch from him to us. And then we'll start disgracing him the same way he disgraced us. β Lilith explained.
β Yeah. Let's do it. β Starfall rejoiced, raising her hands up and jumping. - And I think I came up with a challenge that you, your brother and I will do as a pilot episode. It will be "48 hours without going to the toilet."
β Great. Let's do it. It will even surpass 24-hour challenges, because we will act not for 24 hours, but for 48 hours. That is, two days. β Lily grinned
β By the way, Lily, where is your brother Hiro?
β Hiro?... But he is not coming.
β Why? β Starfall did not understand.
β I don't know myself, he told me that he would be busy with something important and asked me not to disturb him.
At the same time
In fact, Hiro was stupidly lounging, lying on the couch with the TV on, on which "Darkwing Duck" was showing. He lay and snored in his sleep.***
β Hm... β Starfall scratched the back of her head and said. β Okay. We'll have to do without him. Let's come up with a challenge that two people can play! β Let's do it. I think I've already figured out what kind of challenge it will be.***
After a while, Starfall and Lily found themselves in a room with two pools. To the left of Starfall was a red pool with steaming water, and to the right of Lily was a blue pool with water without steam. Starfall and Lily were dressed. Starfall was wearing only blue panties, since the green fur that grew on her torso completely covered her chest and stomach, except for her head, arms and legs. Lily was wearing a black one-piece swimsuit. They take an old video camera and put it on a bunch of bookshelves, since they didn't have their own cameraman and a tripod for the camera. β Hello everyone and welcome to our show. β Lily greeted the imaginary viewers on camera, waving her hand. β My name is Lady Lilith. I am the daughter of the greatest villain, Lord Wander. β And I am her friend, Lady Starfall. And I am also the daughter of Lord Wander... Well, really a different one. β Starfall explained. β We are competitors of Skully's stupid show and want to steal all the glory from him. To do this, Starfall and I came up with a new challenge, a hot pool versus a cold pool. We will sit one by one in these pools and whoever gets out of the pool first loses. β Lily said to the camera and turned to Starfall. β So, are you ready? β Of course. I'm sitting in a cold pool! After all, I have fur, which means I should be a little warmer. β Starfall suggested. β Okay. As you say. β Lily answered and shook Starfall's hand. In her thoughts, she was being cunning. β Especially since I was planning to choose the hot pool from the very beginning. Lily stood in front of the red pool and prepared to jump. Starfall also stood in front of the blue pool. They jumped at the same time. Starfall's eyes widened, she clenched her teeth and grabbed her shoulders, starting to shiver from the cold. β It's so cold! Lily, on the contrary, was pleased. In fact, the hot pool was ordinary warm water without boiling water. The steam was actually acid particles that slowly evaporated to make it seem like boiling water. She lay down in the corner and began to enjoy it. β Oh, what a pleasure! Just like at home in the bathroom. β she said. β What are you saying there? β asked Starfall, and Lily began to pretend and lie: β This is not hot water, but real boiling water. I can't! Oh, how bad I feel. β Really? β Starfall asked, shaking through her teeth. β I answer. You're lucky you're in a cold pool. β Okay. If the water there is really that hot, I'm sure it won't last long. β Starfall said to herself. Lily was still lying in the red pool, enjoying herself and pretending to feel bad. β Oh, I feel so bad. I'm burning up. Just a little more and I'll give in. Poor Starfall was still freezing, clenching her teeth and hugging her shoulders. β Why doesn't she get out if she feels so bad? Personally, I feel as cold as if I ate fifty kilograms of ice cream. β Starfall, I suggest we make our game more difficult! β How difficult? It's already difficult for me. β We'll add some ice to your water! β Lily replied and pushed the bucket with ice cubes. The bucket started to slide and rolled into the blue pool and fell into its water along with the ice. Starfall felt even worse. β A-A-A-AH-H-H-H... I can't feel my legs anymore! β Don't worry, I'll make it fair and square, too. I'll add a kettle to my pool and heat up my water even more, β Lily said and put the kettle next to her. β "Otherwise my water started to cool down." β Reaching for the red switch, she turned on the low heat and the kettle began to warm up the pool water a little, so that it wouldn't be too hot. β Oh, yeah. β What do you mean, "Oh, yeah"? β Starfall asked. β Well, I mean, that's fair. And this way I feel even worse. β Lilith lied. β Well, I hope that your pool soon turns into chicken soup, and you into hot shashlik.***
Lily was still enjoying the warm water and β Oh, how nice! It's nice in this water, and it's good that Hiro didn't come. Starfall felt like she was about to get sick and start sneezing and coughing. Even her voice was slowly becoming muffled and hoarse. β That's it! I give up. I'm getting out of this fridge! β she said to herself and at first wanted to swim to the shore of blue squares, when suddenly an idea came to her mind. β Wait a minute! There's a clever way to make this water a little warmer... β she added to herself and turned to the camera. β Don't do that again under any circumstances!***
The cunning Lilith was still enjoying herself in the warm pool. β Oh, how I'm suffering! Poor, unhappy me! Poor, unhappy me. I almost melted. β she lied and even lifted her legs out of the water for fun. With these legs, she accidentally pushed the switch of the boiler and turned it on at full power. Now the kettle began to heat the water even more, like water in a kettle. β Oops! I shouldn't have done that. β She pulled the kettle by the cable and pulled it out onto the floor. But the kettle had already managed to heat the water even more with microwaves. β Damn! Now this water is really getting hot. Ouch-ouch-ouch-ouch-ouch-ouch!... β She even got hot and decided to go for a trick. β Hey, Starfall, I'm kind of bored sitting here. Can we swap pools? β I agree. Jump out of our pools at the same time on the count of three. β Starfall answered. β One. β Two. β Lily said. β THREE!!! β They shouted and simultaneously climbed out of their pools. Lily now sat down in a pool with cold water, and Starfall dove into the real boiling water of the other pool and began to cool off from the cold there. β Oh!... Oh, Grod! Yes! β she said to herself with pleasure. β Starfall! β Yes? β Starfall did not understand. β Why did the water in this pool turn yellow and stink? β Lily asks. Starfall widened her eyes and began to lie: β Uh... I don't know?.. It was like that until you jumped in there. And there was no stink there. Lilith was indignant, climbed out of the pool and screamed: β STARFALL, YOU'RE A FOOL!!! ARE YOU COMPLETELY AN STUNNED, TO SPOILING THE WATER??? β Oh! Lily, you were the first to get out of the pool. You lost the challenge. β Starfall said smiling. β Come here, furry one, I'll give you such a hard time now. β Lily was angry and walked towards Starfall with threats. She got scared and also climbed out of the pool. β Lily, calm down! Don't be angry! I had no other choice. I was trying to save my life, so as not to get sick. β Well done! Now I stink all over because of you. You, fluffy stinker! β Well, to be honest, now you are the stinker, not me! β Starfall explained. β Because of you. I will drown you in this water now. β Lily, it's your own fault. You were enjoying the warm water, while I was freezing in the icy one. β Starfall explained. β What are you making up? I was suffering in this boiling water! β she lied and, coincidentally, Flora in an open black swimsuit and her husband in black swimming shorts had already come to the red pool and started washing themselves. β Cool. The water is really just right. Warm. β the man said. β Yes. It can be even hotter! β Flora said with pleasure. Starfall looked at Lily with a sly grin. She widened her eyes and lied again: β It just got cold already. β Hi, Lily. β Flora greeted, climbing out of the pool. Suddenly she smelled Lily. β Wait! What's that smell? β She sniffed and realized that it was Lily that smelled like that, covered her nose and walked away. β Oh, ugh! Go wash yourself! You stink! Starfall couldn't help but laugh. When Lily looked at her with clenched teeth, Starfall covered her mouth with her hands, realizing that she had done it in vain. β Starfall, you will die! β the girl with pigtails ran away, and the long-haired girl ran after her with her fists. β Come here, you pile of toilet wool! They ran down the long corridor of Lord Wander's flagship, running past security bots who ignored both girls, thinking they were playing tag. Starfall runs to a dead end with a bare wall and realizing she has nowhere to run, she stands with her back to the wall and folds her arms above her head, saying: β I'm in the house! Lilith just ran up and punched her in the stomach so hard, but Starfall crashed her back into the wall from the blow, punching a hole in it. She flew screaming down to the surface of a city on a nearby planet. Luckily, she survived, landing on a whole pile of garbage bags in an alley. Lily, without changing her clothes, ran out onto the street on the surface of this planet and ran after Starfall in anger. Seeing that the girl fell on garbage bags, she only now realized that she had gotten carried away. β Oh, no. What have I done? β she asks herself, covering her mouth with her hands. β How are you?... Alive?... β Yes. β Starfall answered angrily, getting to her feet. β But you don't have long to live. β Lily got scared and ran away herself. Now Starfall ran after her. β Come here, stinky in a bathing suit! Lilith ran to the motorcycle, got behind the wheel, started the engine and drove away. β Try to catch up, brainless She-Grinch! Starfall at this time took out a huge bazooka. β Good thing her father's ship is full of all kinds of weapons. It's strange that he never uses them. β she said to herself and fired a rocket. The rocket flew straight to Lily's motorcycle. She managed to see the rocket in the rearview mirror and jump off it. The rocket crashed into the motorcycle and blew it up into a pile of scrap metal. Lily saw this, grabbed her head and screamed: β MY MOTORCYCLE!!!! Starfall laughed at Lily and saw a taxi passing by, whistled to the driver. The taxi stopped and without asking any questions, allowed her to get in and drove far, far away from here to another part of the city. Starfall paid the taxi driver and continued walking, talking to herself: β What a great girl I am today! I won the challenge, defeated Lady Lilith and I can return home to my universe with a clear conscience. β She had just said that when suddenly a dart with a sleeping pill hit her in the back of the head. She fell without expecting it. Behind her, Lily herself was hiding behind the trash cans, smiling slyly and holding a sniper rifle in her hands. β Ha! You messed with the wrong daughter of villains, you she-flea-bitten.***
After some time, Starfall woke up inside a cold pool with the same yellow water. She was shocked that she was here. Lily stood next to her, putting her hands on her waist and smirking, gloating: β Well, peeing girl, let's continue the challenge! Starfall clenched her teeth in anger. She was so angry, as if her eyes were changing color and were preparing to turn red, like Dominator's. β OH YOU HYBRID BASTARD!!! β she screamed, got up from the pool and ran after Lilith. They ran down the long corridor of Lord Wander's flagship again, also running past the guard bots, who also ignored both girls. Lily runs to a dead end with a hole in the wall and realizing that she has nowhere to run, she stands with her back to the wall with a hole and, folding her hands above her head, says: β I'm in the house! Starfall just ran up and hit her in the stomach so hard, but that Lily flew screaming backwards through the hole from the blow and fell to the surface of the planet in the city in the same way. At this time, ordinary Wander and Sylvia were walking downstairs. β What a delicious breakfast we had today! Now we can go help someone. β said the ginger, stroking his belly. β That's right! Thanks to Abbit, he made us this ship so that we could fly faster through space and spend less juice. β said Sylvia. They got into a small spaceship shaped like a Wander hat and flew away. By coincidence, Lily was flying here screaming. She was supposed to crash into their ship, but since they had already flown away, Lily crashed her back into the hard sidewalk, but survived. She barely got up, groaning. β That hurt! I think I fell on keys. β she says to herself, clutching her back. Starfall ran up and was a little worried. β Lily?... How are you?... Are you okay?... β but instead of answering, Lily kicked Starfall in the stomach. β Okay, Fallen Star, it's time to talk to you like men, even though we're both girls. β Come on! I've been wanting to punch you in the face for a long time! β Yeah? Then you'll get a fist in the nose now! β Go ahead and try it! β I'll try it! β Come on! Lily and Starfall ran at each other in anger, screaming. At first, their movements looked like they were in slow motion. When they got close to each other, they started swinging their fists and hitting each other in the face. At the same time, while they were fighting, they did not stand still and were constantly moving from place to place. At first, Lily was attacking the fight, and Starfall was retreating, and then vice versa, Starfall was attacking, and Lily was retreating. During the fight, they moved from this alley to another, then they climbed onto the roof of one of the buildings and fought there. Continuing to fight without stopping, they left the city and went into the desert. Even on the roof of the high-speed train, they fought and moved, ignoring the train's horns. At one point, their fight continued underwater, where they ignored the possibility of drowning and continued to fight with the traffic. Eventually, they returned back to the same alley where they started the fight. Finally, they both got tired and stopped fighting. Catching their breath, they both fell backwards onto the sidewalk. β That's it, I don't have the strength to resist you anymore! β Lily said through groans. β Me too. β Starfall also answered, catching her breath. After a little rest, they both stood up. β Yes, Starfall. You apparently have only stars in your head instead of brains. β And instead of brains, you only have Lord Wander and Dominator, whom you love to ship; and whom you love to brag about to seem cool. You stupidly manipulated Karl and me to quarrel with us, and then you betrayed him yourself and, thanks to his revenge on both of us, you became so undeservedly famous and everyone respects you completely undeservedly. β What? β Lily was indignant. β Thanks to me, this whiny bore can no longer write his disgusting fan fictions, in which he used me and profited at my expense, becoming so rich. I saved you from this shame, putting myself in your place, because I was the only one who would endure all this. You should tell me "Thank you" every five minutes! β Oh yeah? Maybe I should wash your feet in a basin and drink dirty water from this same basin? - Starfall asked sarcastically, putting her hands on her waist. - It would be better if I agreed to participate in Karl's fan fictions than to disgrace myself like this with you. In fact, I was able to achieve a lot without you. And that means I will try to achieve everything myself again, starting all over again, despite the fact that I have long deleted all fan fictions with my participation and my channel from the Internet. I will even be ready to participate with other fans of the cartoon series "Wander Over Yonder", who are more adequate than you, Ksyusha! - Oh, so that's how it is! β Lily gritted her teeth and clenched her fists. Then she waved both hands. β Well, then get out of here like a sausage! Let's see what you can come of this? β Well, then I'll get out! β Starfall answers through clenched teeth. β I'm leaving your foster family of villains and I will never come back to you! β Well, get the (Censored) out of here! I'll find people like you in any alley among the homeless. β Lily declared, after which she turned her back to Starfall. Starfall also turned her back to her. β Aufiederzein! β Starfall said goodbye in German. β Aloha! β Lily said goodbye in Hawaiian. Afterwards, they angrily went their separate ways. Suddenly, the camera turns to a brown hedgehog in a blue shirt with a short skirt and blue pants named Varanda. β Hmm. It turned out somehow sad! β she began to speak to the camera at first with sadness, but then she immediately smiles. β Well, what can you do? As you saw right now on camera, dear viewers, it was so real. No acting, because everything was real. Lilith and Starfall had a fight and they will no longer participate together, and their own show will never be. However, their recording will not be in vain! β she shows a flash drive from the camera on which Lily and Starfall were filming before. β I'm going to go right now and take this recording to Skully and Andy themselves so they can show this entire recording. And I hope you, dear viewers, have learned a lesson from this video! Or rather, two important lessons. Never steal or plagiarize other people's ideas and shows from other popular authors, because this is very, very bad. And also, if you play a challenge with someone, then never cheat and play fairly with your friends. Because it's more interesting this way and your friends won't be offended. Also, don't forget to write letters to Lord Skully and Andy's watchdog so they know if you like their show and what else you want to see! Maybe in the future I will also appear as a guest. But this was Varanda with you and bye everyone. β She waves goodbye.
