Bite, Lick, or Nothing: Part 12
May 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
β Hello and welcome to our show Β«Bite, Lick, or Nothing!Β» β Skully greeted the audience on camera, and then began to introduce two new participants one by one. β Meet the new participants of the competition, who will be competing with me. Karl Saggan and Nemesis Boy.
The copies of Wander standing on the sides, one of which had claws on its fingers and a blue hat, and the other was dark gray with blue eyes, white pupils, fangs on its teeth and a lilac holey hat, waved their hands in greeting. Moreover, the dark gray one was smiling, and the android with claws on its fingers showed no emotion on its face. Skully raised his fists in joy, dancing in place.
β Oh my Grob! Oh my Grob! Oh my Grob! I can't believe my eyes that I have a celebrity and one of the killers created by the villains to frame and kill Uncle Wander as my guest on my show.
β Let's get down to business! We already know the rules. β Nemesis said without emotion. β There are three electronic signs above our heads that tell us either "Bite!" or "Lick!" or "Nothing!" And we will have to perform the action that was given to us. Otherwise, we will have to undergo punishment.
β That's right. And today, as a punishment, we will have a long corridor with a white room and a bridge without railings, like at Syndrome's base from "The Incredibles", where you have to run from one door to another. The difficulty will be that large spherical cannons will come out of the walls, aim and shoot at us. They will shoot at us with sticky black balls that inflate and if we do not manage to run from door A to door B and escape, then the bubbles will capture us and we will be trapped. β While Skully was explaining all this, in the foreground they show Hater, Dominator and Atomos as test subjects who ran. Hater and Dominator, having received several bubbles, were able to run, but Atomos did not have time, because he tripped and fell, and the cannons shot him and covered him with a huge pile of black bubbles that inflated and blocked his view out.
β The main thing is that they do not get into our mouths and eyes. And also that they do not cause... Okay, forget it! β Karl waved his hand.
β So, here we go! β Skully says enthusiastically.
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β The first tray. β Skully says and opens it. Inside was Lilith's head sticking out from under the table. β Untie me immediately and let me go of here! β she hissed through her teeth and twitched her head and shoulders, trying to free herself. β Lily? β Karl's eyes bulged and he was in shock. β And I was wondering, what is that stinking so much? And it turns out it's from you, you nasty, hypocritical and greedy traitor!" he said angrily through his teeth and growled at her, opening his mouth like a real shapeshifter. β Shh, Karl. We haven't had the results yet! β Skully explained, calming Karl down. β Brilliant! Our release hadn't even started yet, when suddenly Lily herself appeared. β The android said, and Lily hissed at him: β You don't interfere, you plagiarism of Wander! β Says the one whose father is himself a double plagiarism of Wander and the Dominator! β Saggan answered her sternly, folding his arms across his chest. β Mind your own business, freak! β Lily snapped at him. β Give me "Bite off!" so I can bite her damn head off! β Karl demanded, and the three looked up. "Bite off!" appeared over Nemesis's head, "Lick!" appeared over Skully's head, and "Nothing!" appeared over Karl's head. Saggan raised his fists in anger. β Flirt! I thought I'd finish her off once and for all! β Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! β Lilith grinned and gloated. β Bad luck for you, blue-eyed black man! β Say thank you for the fact that I don't get offended by such words, unlike real people with brown skin! β the gray one answered calmly but angrily, folding his arms across his chest. Then he turned to Skully. - Skully, get revenge on her for me! Drooling all over her like a dog. β No way. I feel kind of scared doing that. And what if it looks like a kiss, which I don't want to do. I'd rather run down the hallway from Syndrome's base! β Skully explained and left. β Ha! That's because I'm scarier than the sticky balls they caught Mr. Crippled in. β Lily answered angrily, for which Karl rolled his eyes, hit her on the back of the head with his right palm and hissed through his teeth: β Shut up already! Nemesis, bite her as hard as you can! The android leaned over, grabbed Lily's hair with his sharp teeth and began to pull it like a dog. Lilith's eyes bulged and she screamed shrilly in pain. Nemesis tore her long hair from her head, chewed it up and swallowed it without even choking. Now Lily had a big red hot bald spot on her head. Seeing this, she screamed hysterically. Karl pointed at her with his left hand and laughed at her. Lidy tried to bite his finger out of anger, but Karl pulled his hand away in time and started clicking his tongue, twirling the same index finger, thus silently asking her not to do that. At the same time Skully approached the doors, through which a long corridor with a huge room of white walls, ceiling and floor was visible, as well as a long bridge without railings. β So. I must be very fast and try not to fall! One. Two. Three! β he ran. Spherical cannons came out of the walls, aimed at Skully and shot black balls at him, which stuck to him. The skeleton tried to ignore them and continued to run. When he almost ran to the exit, he accidentally tripped over one of the bubbles on the bridge, lost his balance, lost his balance and fell. The cannons completely fired at him and a whole mountain of black balls, which inflated, became larger, covered him. The cannons stopped shooting. β Oh, flith! A!***
β You have no idea how glad I am to be back here and get rid of these sticky things. I must have been lying under them for about two hours, - said the unharmed Skully. β More precisely, one hour, forty-two minutes and fifty-seven seconds, β explained Nemesis. β Okay. Let's see what's in the next tray!? I hope there won't be anything so terrible in it? β Karl asked and Skully removed the lid of the tray. A yellow glowing mask was hidden inside. β Oh! I know this thing. I've seen movies about Bionicle. It's the mask of light of the seventh great warrior, who is called the Toa of Light. β How many warriors were there? β asked the skeleton. β Mostly six and each had their own element. Fire, water, earth, stone, ice and air. Too bad the Toa didn't have quintessence. β Karl sighed heavily. β It doesn't matter. Look up! β the three raise their heads. "Lick!" appeared above Nemesis' head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Bite!" appeared above Karl's head. As soon as the result was obtained, Nemesis immediately ran his mechanical tongue over the mask without thinking. β No harmful substances threatening health were found. Unidentified technology protected by magic. β Hmm... According to the film, when the Matoran Takua put on the mask, he became the Toa of Light. Maybe... β only Saggan thought, took the mask and put it on his face. Suddenly, he underwent a metamorphosis, was covered in glowing golden armor and became taller. The mask began to play the role of a real face. Karl looked at himself and smiled. β Yes. I knew it!***
Karl became the same. β Let's move on to the next tray! β Skully lifts the lid of the tray and inside is a dog bowl with dog crunchies. Next to the bowl is a box with a picture of a smiling brown Doberman. β What is this? Dog food? Karl took the box and looked at it and said: β Not just any dog ββfood, but Thunderbolt's dog crunchies from "One Hundred and One Dalmatians." β Hmm... Anyway, let's look at the scoreboard! β "Lick!" appeared above Nemesis's head, "Bite!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Nothing!" appeared above Karl's head. Nemesis immediately ran his tongue over the crunchies and said: β Dog food. Twenty percent fat, fifteen percent liquid, twenty percent meat, and twenty-five percent carbohydrates. β So, Skully. Want to try some? β Karl asked. β No way. What am I, a dog or something? I'd rather try to run through the corridor of Syndrome's base again. β He explained and went to that corridor again. β So, this time I have to be faster and try not to trip. One. Two. Three! β he ran and the cannons continued to fire the same sticky balls at him. But this time the skeleton managed to run to the next door and catch his breath, holding his knees with his palms. Several sticky balls still stuck to him and inflated, becoming larger. β Good job!***
Skully was clean. β The sticky balls are off me, and we're moving on. β he said and took off the lid of the tray. Inside was a Time-Turner. β Oh! The Time-Turner from Harry Potter. Look at the scoreboard! β "Nothing!" appeared above Nemesis's head, "Lick!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Bite!" appeared above Karl's head. β Me first. β The skeleton leaned over and ran his tongue along the Time-Turner, accidentally touching the lever and it began to spin. Suddenly Skully and the Time-Turner disappeared. Nemesis showed no emotion, and Karl's eyes bulged and his lips pursed. β Where did it go β" he asked.Meanwhile, a month before,
Skully had traveled back in time with the Time-Turner. He found himself in the same place where Andy the watchdog was filming his show as usual and watching the security cameras at the same time. Skully heard Andy say the same things he said earlier in one of his old episodes. The skeleton realized that he had accidentally ended up in the past and decided to sneak in and leave quietly before anyone saw him. He didn't want two Skullys to be seen here at the moment.A month later
Skully returned to the same table with the time turner. He put the turner on a plate. β Phew. Can you imagine, after I licked this turner, I was transported to the past and hid for a month so that no one would see me and I wouldn't notice myself. But at least for the first time in my life I slept under the starry sky, like on a picnic, walked with Here and There and Sylvia, chased arachnomorphs with Ripov, and also had fun in one nightclub three times. And I also went to the cinema for the tenth time to see "The Best of the Worst". It was even funny. "It's obvious that you didn't waste your time. β Karl smiled, took the time turner and ate it. β You know, Skully, you can't joke with time turners, juice and any time machine! β he suddenly changed dramatically and became old. Even his beard grew. β Oh, Grod!***
Karl Saggan became young again. β We're done with the time turner. Let's open the next tray. β Skully took off the lid of the tray, and inside was a lightsaber that was turned off. β A lightsaber from Star Wars? Look up! β "Bite off!" appeared above Nemesis's head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Karl's head. Nemesis immediately after the result bent down and bit off the handle of the lightsaber slightly. From this the sword activated, extending a glowing red long stick, which cut through the table under itself and fell down, turning off on the floor. Skully and Karl were scared, their eyes bulged. β No, I will not risk it. I do not want to be stabbed from the inside by this laser thing. β explained the gray one and left. Now he headed to that very corridor. β Forward, Neggan! There is a bright flash and Karl Saggan changed. Now it was Karl Neggan, he began to glow white, and his eyes became red with black pupils. β Go through this room without getting a single sticky bubble? A piece of cake! β he said in a terribly distorted voice with echo effects and slowly, like a confident soldier, he walked. The guns came out of the walls and immediately began to shoot at Neggan. However, he walked calmly and did not get a single bubble. Any sticky black bubble that tried to reach him did not have time, freezing in the air, turning white, ceasing to be sticky and falling to the floor. So in three minutes, Karl walked the corridor to the next door and there, having already turned into his former self, jumped up with joy. β You're a cheater! β Hater and Dominator shouted at him off-screen.***
β Let's open the next one. β says Skully and opens the next tray. Inside, the head of a red demoness with horns and white hair was hidden sticking out from under the table. With yellow eyes, she looks around and asks: β What the hell did I even come here for? β Who is this? β asks Nemesis. β It seems to be one of the demons from Hell. Or rather, from the universe where the events of the animated series "Hazbin Hotel" and "Helluva Boss" take place. β Karl suggested. β What a weird episode we have. First we licked and bit Lily, and now we're also biting the demoness. But in any case, look at the scoreboard! β "Nothing!" appeared above Nemesis's head, "Lick!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Bite off!" appeared above Karl's head. β Ouch. I'm afraid she won't like this. β He leaned down and licked the demoness's hair. She was indignant and began to hiss through her teeth. β Are you nuts? I just took a shower and was combing my hair. β She complained and didn't notice how Karl grabbed her hair with his teeth and bit it off. To her shock, the demoness's head became bald. She turned around and saw the gray one chewing on her hair and swallowing it, smiling. She widened her eyes and screamed. β MY HAIR!!! β Don't cry. New hair will grow into you in time. β Karl calmed her down and stroked her bald head. The demoness smiles.***
β Let's hope there's no one's head hiding in the next trays this time, β Skully suggests and opens the tray. Green bananas were hidden inside. β Hmm... Bananas!... But why are they green? Are they not ripe yet? In any case, let's look up. β "Nothing!" appeared above Nemesis's head, "Take a bite!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Nothing!" appeared above Karl's head. β Well, Karl. Try licking these green bananas! Karl leaned over and licked the bananas. Then he spat to the side and said: β These are platanos. β What? β Skully didn't understand, and Nemesis began to explain: β Platanos. Vegetable bananas. They are most often prepared in America on Earth. They are fried in oil in a frying pan. They taste like potatoes, but drier and with a sweet banana flavor. They are never eaten raw, because in their raw form they taste like dry plant grass and are difficult to digest. β Here. They are the ones. I don't even know how you're going to bite them? β Saggan asks. β Oh, come on. Maybe they don't taste so bad raw. β Skully suggested and took a banana. β Don't do that! β Nemesis said emotionlessly, holding out his right hand. However, the skeleton still bit off a piece of one platanos. Feeling the taste of dry grass, Skully held back the vomit in his cheeks, leaned over and spat out the vegetable banana. β I warned you. β Disgusting! Impossible to eat. β said the teenager. β Guys, couldn't you at least fry them in oil? β the gray one asked on camera.***
β What awaits us next? β Skully opens the tray, and inside is a purple baby with four ears and a paw print on his belly. β Hello. β he said and waved his hand. β It's Luntik! What is he doing here? β Karl asked. β I don't know, but the electronic signs will tell us what to do with him. β the skeleton answered and the trio looks up. "Bite!" appeared above Nemesis's head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Karl's head. β Well then. Let's begin. Karl, try licking this baby. Karl leaned over and ran his tongue along the purple alien's side. Luntik began to laugh and, moving away, said: β It tickles! β So, Nemesis, are you going to bite him? β the teenager asked the android. β No. I don't like him. Especially his purple color. He's kind of suspicious. I'll go get punished. β said the robotic double of Here and There and left. Karl chuckled quietly: β He seems like a soulless robot, but in reality he's such a coward. β he said and laughed along with Skully and Luntik. Nemesis came to the same corridor and ran without thinking. The guns also fired at him and threw black sticky bubbles. Nemesis managed to run the corridor, having received only about twenty sticky bubbles. Then he began to detach them from himself. The balls stuck to his fur and fell off, and then the android grew new fur with the help of regeneration.***
β There are only two trays left and our suffering is over. β the skeleton said jokingly and opened the tray. A black box was hidden inside. β A box with a secret. You have to try what's inside without looking. Look up! β "Lick!" appeared above Nemesis's head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Bite off!" appeared above Karl's head. Nemesis immediately stuck out his tongue and ran it inside the box without looking. After that, he was silent and said nothing. β Uh... Okay, my turn! β Karl said and, closing his eyes, he stuck his head into the box, opened his mouth and bit off something. Karl smiled. - There's something sweet in there. β I didn't say what it was on purpose, so as not to spoil your surprise. β Nemesis explained. β So what's in there? Let's see! β The teenager lifted the box, and there was a French marshmallow-like humanoid with a slightly bitten off head hiding inside. β Beze? Is that you? β It actually hurt me. β He told them. β Why the hell did I come here to see you?***
β Well, as always, there's one last tray left. β he opens the tray and inside there was a syringe with some liquid. β Is this medicine or poison? I don't know what it is? Look at the board! β "Nothing!" appeared above Nemesis's head, "Lick!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Bite off!" appeared above Karl's head. β In theory, I'll just lick the glass of this syringe and nothing will happen. β As he said, so he did. β And I think I'll drink the contents. β Karl said, took the syringe and poured the liquid from it into his mouth. Suddenly, Karl began to twitch in convulsions. There is a flash and he turns into Neggan. Then he says in a distorted voice: β Ah! I get it. This is Dr. Henry Jekyll's serum. Thanks to it, he turned himself into the evil Edward Hyde and back. Apparently, it had the same effect on Saggan and me. β Yeah. It's really symbolic, because we have a very strange episode today. β Skully thought out loud and looked at the camera, starting to say goodbye. β Well then. We're ending our episode of "Bite, Lick, or Nothing!" If you like it, dear viewers, watch us on weekends after noon. Until next time. He, Nemesis, and Neggan wave their hands at the camera.
