Bite, Lick, or Nothing: Part 8
April 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
β Hello and welcome to our show "Bite, Lick, or Nothing!" β Skully greeted the audience on camera, and then began to introduce grandma and grandpa one by one. β Meet the new contestants who will be competing with me. Lord Omnipotence. β A large and healthy skeleton in a dark red robe and with one damaged horn, smiled and waved his right hand. β And Lady Electricia! β A skeleton girl in a green hoodie and shorts smiled and waved both hands. β Also known to me as grandma and grandpa. But seriously, they are Lord Hater's mom and dad. That is, my dad.
β I myself am very happy to be back here. Previously, I acted as a punishment for the contestants, but now I myself am a full-fledged participant.
β You are not the only one, dear. β Electricia answers.
β So. I think you should not repeat the rules of our game. But!... As always, we have a new punishment. This time it will be a black hole. The participant who refuses to perform the action will have to find a black hole somewhere in the galaxy and plug it with his finger. The problem will be that the punished will have to part with his hand. My dad had a similar experience when Uncle Here and There also held a black hole and could not move from the spot. Let's not pull Here and There by the hat! Let's go! - he says confidently, raising his fists with his grandfather and grandmother in sync.
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β So. Let's see what our viewers have prepared for us for this issue in the first tray!? β Skully lifts the tray and inside there was an iron wrench. β Oh, I'm afraid someone will lose their teeth if they try to bite this! After all, it is metal. β It's a wrench! β Grandpa corrected him. β I know, but you get the idea. The wrench is metal. Who of us will bite it, lick it, or do nothing, the signs will tell us right now, β said the skeleton, and all three looked up. βBite off!β appeared above Omnipotenceβs head, βSkullie!β appeared above Skullyβs head, and βNothing!β appeared above Electriciaβs head. Skully sighed with relief at what he saw and wiped the sweat from his forehead. β Whew! Grandma and I are lucky! β You got βLick!β, β explained Grandma. β Yeah, but your tongue wonβt break if you lick metal. Me first! β explained the grandson, running his tongue over the wrench. β Ugh! Metal doesnβt taste good. Mineral iron in water tastes better, even though itβs salty. β Okay, now Iβll bite. β said Omnipotence, taking the wrench and opening his mouth wide. β NO, STOP!!! β the grandson shouted and wanted to intervene. However, he and his grandmother only covered their eyes in fear, afraid that now the grandfather would break his teeth. Omnipotence stuck the wrench in his mouth and bit off a piece of this metal tool. The tool broke easily, like paper. The Lord chewed the bitten metal and swallowed. β And I didn't break my teeth. This wrench has quite a tasty metal. β Really? β Skully and Electricia widened their eyes, not expecting this. β Wrenches are very strong and they are impossible to break. β Yes, but this one turned out to be somehow weak and fragile. β Omnipotence answered and suddenly he saw a price tag glued to the wrench. β Oh! What is this? β Probably the price tag from the store where this wrench was bought. β Electricia suggested. β Let me read it! β Skully tore the price tag off the wrench and read it with his eyes wide open. β Wait!... High quality and most durable wrench. Made by "ACME"? β after reading, he lowered the price tag, looking at the camera with bulging eyes and an open mouth. Electricia and Omnipotence bulged their eyes and dropped their lower jaws. Omnipotence even asked: β U-uh... Ac... What?***
β Let's forget about that piece of iron and open the next tray, β said Skully and opened the tray. There was a fried chicken hidden under it. β Well, at least they gave us something edible after the wrench. At least justice was served somewhere. β Well, I don't know. I liked the taste of this wrench, even though it was made half-heartedly, β answered Grandpa and grinned. β Never mind! Let's look at the signs! β said Skully and the three looked up. "Bite off!" appeared above Omnipotence's head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Electricia's head. β Oh, what bad luck! I'd really like to try it myself. β Oh, no problem, grandson. You'll get lucky next time, β Electricia encouraged Skully and ran her tongue along the bone of one chicken leg. β Hmm. This chicken has a rather strange taste. Omnipotence tore off the chicken leg, tried it and said: β This is a pigeon, not a chicken. β True. β the wife did not believe what she heard. β Oh, right. I remembered. Recently, on some planets, pigeons have become so numerous that they are found everywhere and hunters no longer feel sorry to hunt them in order to fry the bird meat and avoid shortages. β Skully explained.***
β The next tray! β Skully opens it and inside was an electric eel. β Ugh! What kind of disgusting thing is this? I donβt know what kind of creature this is? β I think itβs an electric eel. β Electricia suggested. β Iβve seen those in water zoos. They absorb electricity when in contact with electrical devices and can shock you themselves if you touch them. β Okay, letβs look at the scoreboard! β The three looked up. "Nothing!" appeared above Omnipotence's head, "Lick!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Bite off!" appeared above Electricia's head. β Damn it! I'm going to have to lick this crap. β Luckily, Skully did it quickly, running his tongue along the side of the eel. The eel didn't have time to touch the tip of the skeleton's tail. However, it began to spit. β Ugh! It smells like fish! You should at least fry it! β Now it's me. β Electricia says and bites the eel's tail. Suddenly, she gets an electric shock and screams.***
β Next tray! β Skully lifts the tray and inside is the Eye of Agamoth. β Voila! These are the Eyes of Agamoth, worn by Doctor Strange. The Time Stone is hidden inside this eye. Let's see the results. β The three look up. "Lick!" appears above Omnipotence's head, "Nothing!" appears above Skully's head, and "Bite!" appears above Electricia's head. "I'm just resting, like last time." β Well, let's try it. β Omnipotence suggested and ran his tongue over Agamoth's eye. Suddenly, Grandpa's life time reversed slightly and he became a young teenager on par with Skully. Even his robe changed slightly. Omnipotence looks at his hands and his reflection. β Wow! This is what I looked like when I was young, when I was still a teenager. Now we're the same age, Skully. β I hope the time stone won't turn me into a baby? β Electricia asked, took the green stone from Agamoth's eye and ate it. Suddenly, she quickly aged and became elderly. Wrinkles appeared, her lips stretched inward, the grandmother began to slouch, and her voice changed slightly. She grabbed her back because there was a crunch. - Ouch!... My back!***
β It seems that grandpa and grandma are their old ages again, so we continue! β the skeleton, having removed the tray, saw a regular crab inside. Not fried or boiled. He clicked his claws. β Crab?... Hmm... Let's look at the scoreboard! β "Bite off!" appeared above Omnipotence's head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Electricia's head. β There's nothing complicated about it. β said the grandmother and just bent down to lick the crab, when suddenly it grabbed her tongue with its claw. β Huh? Omnipotence laughed. β Darling, watch and learn while I'm alive. β he leaned towards the crab to bite it, but it grabbed his nose with its other claw. β What? Suddenly Skully's wristwatch began to ring. He looked at his watch and said: β Oh, what time is it already! I promised to help Mad Star with his haircut. Excuse me, but I have to go. We'll resume tomorrow. β he said and left. β Wait, grandson, what about us? Where are you going? β Omnipotence says in a slightly crooked voice due to his pinched nose, stretching out his hand towards the exit. β Come back! β Electricia also stretched out her hand.***
β The first half of the trays are behind and the other half remains. - Skully opens the tray and inside was hidden the board game "Zathura: Space Adventures". β What is this box? β Omnipotence did not understand. β Oh! I think it is. I saw a movie where it was. It is the magical board game "Zathura". In the movie, two kids played it and were given cards with each move that had either bonus or penalty moves written on them, or hints and warnings about the dangers that awaited them on the way to the planet Zatura, which in the end turned out to be a black hole and the end of the game. β Skully explained. β And how are we going to lick and bite it? β Electricia asked. β We'll figure it out there. Look at the board! β "Nothing!" appeared above Omnipotence's head, "Bite Off!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Electricia's head. β I'll have to bite it somehow. But first, Granny will have to run her tongue over it. β Ah! Well, that's easy! β Electricia replies and does so. Suddenly, the numbers on the board game began to move. β What is this? β It was in the movie. When the heroes made moves there, these numbers would spin and mark how many steps their rocket would take. After that, they would get cards with a warning or a reward. β Skully explained, and suddenly the board game threw out the number "9". Then a gold card fell out. Skully took the card and Skully read it. β Shooting star! You're lucky, you got a lucky card and you can make a wish. β I don't have anything to wish for! The main thing is that the board game is soft, so that you can bite it comfortably. β she explained. β Thank you. Now I can bite. β The skeleton bit off the board game and suddenly the numbers started spinning again. Skully got the number "0", and then a red card fell out. β Oh! There was no card of this color in the movie. β He said, took the card and read it out loud: β Are you crazy enough to bite me? For this, you will get all the dangers at once! Suddenly they heard the footsteps of a robot, which was small and approaching them. β Malfunction! β it said in a squeaky voice. Skully's eyes widened and then ran away screaming. The robot quickly grew and ran after him, saying in a scary voice. β Alien body! Destroy! Off-screen they heard the sounds of gunshots, explosions, beatings, clanking metal and Skully's screams: β NO!!!... A-A-A-A... PF-F-FA-A-ARGH... -A-A-A-A.... NOA-A-A... A-A-A-A... GRARGH... HELP!!!... GRA-A-A-AH... WA-A-A-AH...***
β Next tray! β Skully said and picked it up. Inside was a canister of liquid nitrogen, smoking. β What is this? β Grandpa asked. β I like the way it smokes, β Grandma said. β Itβs hard to guess at first. But Iβm guessing itβs liquid nitrogen. One of the coldest things. I think someoneβs going to catch a cold today. β Skully guessed. β The three looked at the signs above. βBite!β appeared above Omnipotenceβs head, βLick!β appeared above Skullyβs head, and βNothing!β appeared above Electriciaβs head. β And that someone is me. Iβll have to lick it. I used to lick lava, and now I have to lick this, too. β The skeleton had just stuck out his tongue, touching the cold steam, when suddenly the pink tongue quickly turned blue, hardened, and fell off his mouth. Skullyβs eyes bulged and he covered his mouth. β Damn it! My tongue froze and fell off. Do you even know how long it takes me to regenerate? Even my eye didn't heal that fast when I got the scar. β Don't be upset, Skully. If the eye healed, then a new tongue will grow. Now it's my turn. β answered Omnipotence and swallowed the canister of liquid nitrogen whole. His skull was suddenly covered with a huge cube of ice. The Lord's eyes bulged and screamed, but the ice cube muffled his scream and it was almost inaudible. The cube only cracked slightly from his scream.***
β Three trays left! β says Skully with a new and whole tongue, and then removes the tray, under which a black box was hidden. β A black box with a secret. I wonder what's in there? But we're looking at the scoreboard. β "Lick!" appeared above Omnipotence's head, "Bite!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Nothing!" appeared above Electricia's head. β You first, Grandpa. β Right now. β He ran his tongue inside the box and suddenly, his eyes bulging, he grabbed his throat and fell. β Darling! β Electricia grabbed her skull and ran to help him. β If there's something poisonous in this box, then I probably won't eat it. I'd better go and look for a black hole! β Skully declared and ran to the exit from space.***
Skully flew through space and looked for black holes. However, it was very difficult to find them. He looked here and there, flew around the entire galaxy, but still didn't find any. Suddenly, he saw a supernova explosion and flew towards it. After all, black holes are usually born from supernova explosions. But there was no black hole. Just a nebula after the explosion. Skully was about to give up and wanted to close his show. But he was lucky enough to meet Dr. Screwball, who decided to help Skully. He created a small artificial black hole, which then slowly died. Skully managed to stick his finger in and plug it before it disappeared, having existed for only thirty seconds. The punishment was carried out.***
Skully came back and saw Grandpa safe and sound. β I think I'm okay now, β he said. β Okay, let's see what's inside, β Skully replied and removed the black box. Inside was a cheese sandwich. β This... A cheese sandwich?... Why did it make you sick, Grandpa? Omnipotence and Electricia laughed. β I was just kidding you. Skully's eyes widened. β Are you crazy? What if I really lost my arm? Good thing I decided to plug the artificial black hole with my finger.***
β Just a little more and it will be the end. β says the skeleton and takes off the tray, and inside was someone's bare bone foot. β What is this? - This is someone's foot! - thought Omnipotence out loud. β I can see it myself, but whose is it? β the skeleton did not understand. Then he waved his hand. β Oh, okay. Let's see what the signs say!? β he said. Above Omnipotence's head was "Lick!", above Skully's head was "Nothing!", and above Electricia's head was "Bite off!". β Ugh! No. I won't do that. What if it's dirty? β Granny worried. β Agreed. It would be better if we go for punishment. β answered Grandpa and they both left. Skully smiled slyly when they left and took out his foot. It turned out that it was his foot under the tray. β You'll be know how to joke with me!***
But Omnipotence and Electricia knew about the artificial black hole from Skully in advance. So they came to Screwball and asked him to make two more artificial black holes. They also plugged them with their fingers one by one.***
β Well then. The last tray in our episode awaits us. β Skully says and takes off the last tray, under which the Frostmourne sword was hidden. β Frostmourne of Arthas! Oh, no! One of us will lose our soul. Look at the signs! β "Nothing!" appeared above Omnipotence's head, "Bite off!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Electricia's head. β Oh, no! β Basically, if I just quickly lick this sword, I won't be cursed by it. β Grandma said and ran her tongue over the sword. - There you go! It's okay. β Well, you're lucky, but it'll be worse for me if I try to bite. β Skully panicked, clutching his mouth. His cheeks were purple. Omnipotence took it in his hands and tried to lift it. β Grandpa, no! β he closed his eyes. β It's so heavy! How can Arthas even hold it in one hand without any difficulty? Even I can barely lift it with both hands. Skully's eyes widened at what he heard. β It's heavy! Let me hold it. β Omnipotence gave the sword to Skully and he fell with it. β I get it. This is not the real Frostmourne, but just a real metal model of it, as it would look in real life, which was made by Blizzard and kept in their museum. And the real Frostmourne would actually be light and most likely made of bones and magically enhanced.***
β It was great and fun, β said Omnipotence. β I enjoyed participating too. Iβd like to participate again, β explained Electricia. β Donβt worry, Grandma, Grandpa! If the viewers want, I might bring you back and weβll participate together again in a new episode of βBite, Lick, or Nothing.β In the meantime, weβll say goodbye to the viewers as usual, β explained Skully, waving goodbye to the viewers along with Grandma and Grandpa. β Goodbye, ladies and gentlemen.
