𝚂𝚔𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙷𝚒𝚜 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜: 𝙵𝚞𝚗 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜

      A bright flash appears near the skull ship. From this flash an orbicular bubble appears, inside of which were Tom and Sugar. Tom was a red-haired, tall, young and red-eyed scientist with glasses and a white coat with jeans. His hair was short with bangs. Sugar was a young and tall teenage girl with long snow-white hair, white eyes with red rings around the pupils and always wore a pink fur coat with lilac fur, and under the fur coat she wore black leather pants and a black sleeveless jacket with a whole red heart on the chest. Of course, they were also Scalabrites, like Dominator. Tom took a paper with an address out of his pocket and looked at the skull ship. — Yes. It's here! — said Tom. — Are you sure that this is the same skull ship and the same universe? - asked Sugar. — Yes. This time I was not mistaken. — assured her brother and they flew to him. The skull ship suddenly turns to the two strangers and takes out laser guns aiming at them. — Who are you? — Peepers' voice was heard over the loudspeaker. — Identify yourself! Sugar's eyes bulged and she stretched out both hands forward, begging not to shoot at them. Tom spoke first: — Don't shoot! We are guests for Skully's show. We flew in from another universe. Tell me, is it some skeleton named Skully who opened his show "Bite, Lick, or Nothing!"? There was a minute of silence and then Peepers spoke: — Yes. It is our watchdog Andy who is holding this show. But who are you? — My name is Tom, and this is Sugar. We are... — he did not know how to explain it to them. — We are the alternative children of the Dominator. — My alternate children? — Dom's voice was heard over the loudspeaker. — Mom? — Sugar's eyes widened, for which Tom lightly nudged her shoulder with his. — Don't forget, Sugar! In this universe, the local Dominator is not our mother, since we were not born here and our doubles do not exist in this universe. — Let them in! — Dominator asked. The skull ship's cannons were removed, the lower jaw opened and the two guests from another universe entered inside, where Skully, by coincidence, met them. — Welcome! — he said and hugged first Tom, and then Sugar. — Why did you come to us? — I assume you are that Skully? — Sugar asked and began to explain. — In our universe, there is an interdimensional TV. It accidentally intercepted a signal from your universe and showed episodes of your show. — And that's why we came here, so that we could also take part in your new episode. We want your universe to know about us, too. — Tom explained. — Okay. I was planning to start filming a new episode today, but I couldn't find any new guests. I was even thinking about maybe bringing back someone who was in the previous episodes. Dominator herself entered the corridor and saw them in person. She was very surprised and couldn't believe her eyes. Tom and Sugar were a little embarrassed in front of her, knowing in advance that this was not their mother in this universe. They knelt down and bowed to her. — Please, no need to bow! — she answered them a little embarrassed. Dom came closer and examined the faces and eyes of Tom and Sugar. They really did look like her. — So you're saying that you're from another universe, where you're my children? — they nodded. — And what do you say your name is? — Tom. — Sugar. Dom smiles and hugs them both, pressing them to herself, causing the alternative children to widen their eyes. — Nice to meet you, alternative children. At least you are more adequate than the two bad girls who also consider me their mother. — She's talking about Lily and Starfall! — Skully whispered in their ear. — Oh! Please, don't mention them! We hate them ourselves. They are the biggest and true disgrace of the entire Skalabrit race. — Tom explained. — Just like I was such a disgrace once. — Dominator smirked and let them go. - By the way, I have my own children. Abbit and Nori. Abbit is my favorite son. — We know. We saw them in the second episode. — Sugar said, and their alternative mother lifted her lower eyelids in affection. — Well, Sugar and Tom, welcome to visit us. Make yourself at home! — Yes. — Skully agreed and took both guests by the hands, leading them along. — Let's go, I'll not only show you my and Andy's studio, but also tell you what to do. Tom and Sugar didn't argue, and walked along with Skully along the corridor. Dom stood to the side, putting her hands on her waist, smiling and looking at the backs of her alternative children. She even thought. — "I wonder why they weren't born to me in this universe? I wouldn't refuse such a son and daughter either. Hmm. Maybe I should shelter them and let them be here with us?... Although the other "me" from their universe will probably worry about them and even want to kill me for this?"

***

      And here Skully, being in the center of the table between Sugar and Tom, began to greet the viewers on camera once again. And he stretched out his hands sharply from joy, that he accidentally hit Tom and Sugar in the faces with his palms. Fortunately, they were not hurt and did not get offended, knowing that he did not do it on purpose. — Hello and welcome! New episode and new guests. Today I have an incredible twist. Guests from another universe have come to visit me to participate. These are Sugar and Tom. They are alternate children of Lord Dominator from another universe and, as it turns out, they also watch episodes of my show. — And since we watched the show, we know the rules in advance. — Sugar continued. — First, we remove one of the ten trays, see what is hidden inside them, and then we look up at the electronic signs and wait for the result, who will get to bite or lick, and in the best case, do nothing. — But if any of us refuses to do the task, then a terrible punishment awaits them. — Tom finished. — And as a punishment today we will have... Uh... One minute! — Skully forgot about the script a little and took his piece of paper out of his pants pocket. After reading it, his eyes bulged and he shouted: — KISS THE DOMINATOR ON THE CHEEK, AND THEN RECEIVE A KISS FROM HER IN RETURN??? Sugar and Tom laughed. — Sorry! Today we are guests of your show, which means we also offer our own type of punishment. — Tom explained. — At least this is soft, unlike most of the previous punishments that were in previous episodes. Which means no one will be ashamed and no one else will suffer. — Sugar added. The skeleton sighed heavily, rolled his eyes and said: — Okay. Let's get started!

***

— Let’s open the first tray and see what we have there? — says Skully and opens it. Inside was a hidden brain and lettuce leaves around it. — Hmm. This is a monkey brain. It doesn’t look very tasty. Although I heard that somewhere on planet Earth in the country of India it is considered a real delicacy. Maybe we’ll like it too. The main thing is that the brain is at least boiled! — I’ve never tried brains before. Although it might be tasty too. But I hope I won’t be like a zombie if I eat it? — Tom asked. — And that’s what we’ll find out now thanks to the signs! — said the skeleton and they, together with the guests, looked up. “Lick!” appeared above Sugar’s head, “Nothing” appeared above Skully’s head, and “Bite off!” appeared above Tom’s head. — Whew! I’m lucky and won’t have to eat this nasty thing. — But I’ll still try it. Maybe it’s tasty? — Sugar suggested and ran her tongue over the monkey brain. She liked it. — Um... It's boiled. You can eat it. — Okay. I'll take a bite now! — Tom said and bit off a piece of the monkey brain. After chewing and swallowing the contents, he suddenly began to dance on the spot and make monkey sounds. Then he suddenly came to his senses and slapped his cheeks. — Ouch! What happened to me? — Ah! I think I get it. Whoever eats the monkey brain will start acting like a monkey himself... Well, for a while. — the skeleton suggested.

***

— Second! — Skully opens the tray and inside there was a bowl of soup. — Do you know what this is? It's food prepared by one of the Dominator's daughters from another universe. That is, Starfall! — Well, I asked you not to mention her! — Tom was indignant. — Okay, okay. I promise you this is the last time. Let's just see the result! — The trio looks up. "Bite!" appeared above Sugar's head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Tom's head. — Again, I was lucky not to eat this crap. — What's in this soup? — Tom asked, took a spoon, tried it. He didn't like the taste of the soup and immediately spat it out. — Ugh! She doesn't know how to cook at all! Sis, you better not lick this! — Why? — Sugar didn't understand and ran her tongue over the soup out of curiosity. Then she spat out the contents too and wiped her tongue with her right palm. — Ugh! It tastes like Peepers' dirty socks under his bed. — HEY!!! I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!! — the commander's scream was heard off-screen.

***

— The third tray! — Skully opens it and inside was a large pill. — Wow! It's an invisibility pill. Whoever eats it will become invisible. Let's see who's lucky? — "Nothing!" appeared above Sugar's head, "Bite off!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Tom's head. — Your turn, Thomas! — Call me Atomos! — Tom answered, grinning. — Just like that alternate and faceless father of Dominator? — the skeleton asked again. — No, our mother has a completely different father. — Sugar explained. — Ours does too. — Skully explained in response. Tom ran his tongue over the pill at that time and suddenly it disappeared. Not for long, though. Two seconds later, it reappeared. — One lick with my tongue is not enough for me to become invisible! — he said sadly. — Relax. It's my turn! — the skeleton took the pill and swallowed it whole without chewing. Suddenly he disappeared from sight, although his voice was audible. — It worked! I became invisible and now no one can see me. Except maybe they can hear me. Hmm... Basically, I can go somewhere and have fun like this now, while the pill is still working - then the sounds of footsteps and the closing of the door were heard. Tom and Sugar remained in place, looking at each other questioningly.

***

      Lili, in a white robe, comes out with a cup of tea and a soul. She does not see that someone was standing in front of her and tripped her. Lilith tripped, fell, broke the mug and spilled tea on the floor and on herself. Skully's quiet laughter was heard. Then he hit Lily under the butt while she was getting up, thereby making her fall again. The girl began to look around. — Who's there? Who's being naughty? Stop it right now! — She demanded, and the invisible Skully took sweat cologne from the bathroom and, aiming it in front of her eyes, splashed the contents of the can into her eyes. Lili screamed in pain and grabbed her eyes. — Now you look more like a relative than an adopted one! This is for my scar under your eye. Consider us even now. — Skully said angrily and ran away, laughing angrily. Lilith at this time, realizing that it was Skully, clenched her hands into fists. Her white eyes turned red and irritated because of the cologne. — I'll kill him! — She hissed through her teeth about Skully.

***

— Let's move on! New tray! — Skully opened the fourth tray and inside was an ordinary spider the size of a fist. It was all black, and on its belly was a red silhouette of a skull. Its eyes were green, and its teeth were human. — My Grob! This is the most poisonous spider in the galaxy. At least, that's what everyone is rumouring, because this spider was made in some underwater lab, located in a spherical aquarium in space. However, one of these samples escaped and now it's here. Look at the signs! — "Nothing!" appeared above Sugar's head, "Lick!" above Skully's head, and "Bite off!" above Tom's head. — I'm telling you right away that I won't bite this spider. That's why I choose punishment. — said the brother and left. — Okay. I'll try myself. Basically, its back is turned to me, which means I should have time to lick it and dodge. — but it was easier said than done. Skully only quickly brought his head closer and stuck out his tongue, when suddenly the spider sensed danger from behind with its spider sense, managed to quickly turn around and pounced on the skeleton's face skull. Skully's eyes bulged, screamed and fell under the table. Sugar looked at this in horror, her eyes bulging and her mouth covered with both hands. — I'll save you! — she said, took out a fly swatter, swung it hard and hit. The spider did not have time to jump back and was crushed. Sugar moved the spider's corpse aside and looked at the skeleton with excitement. — Skully! Are you okay? Suddenly, Skully not only got up unharmed. He became more confident. In addition, he pulled his hood even tighter, covering his skull and now his hood looked like Spider-Man's mask. Skully was even able to release a real web from his left hand and flew somewhere. Sugar stood there with her eyes wide open, not understanding what that was?

At the same time!

      Tom entered Dominator's bedroom, where she was currently training and hitting the punching bag. — Who? — she was distracted and saw Tom. — Oh! Is it you? What have you come for? Did something happen? — No, I just came to say "Thank you" for believing in Sugar and me and... — he paused for a moment of silence as his last answer, leaning towards her and kissing her on both cheeks. It was so unexpected and pleasant for Dom that her cheeks turned red, and she smiled. — Abbit usually liked to do that. After Skully cut his hair and he became more open. — I just love our mom too, and looking at you, I imagine that I am at home in our own universe. — he explained to her and the alternative mother kissed him on the cheeks in response. — I already love and trust you and Sugar, too. — Dom said. — Thank you. — Tom replied and left. Dominator continued to hit the punching bag.

***

— The first half of the trays are already gone, — the skeleton said, opening the tray, under which a bottle of sauce was hidden. — It's a marinade. A special sauce that is added for flavor. Most often it is poured on meat. — And I thought it was just ketchup, — Tom grinned. — Okay, let's see who of us will try it, — Sugar said, and the three of them looked at the electronic signs. "Bite off!" appeared above Sugar's head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Tom's head. — Great! — without thinking twice, she took it and drank the entire bottle. — Hey, you can't do that! Greedy! — Skully looked seriously at Sugar and took the bottle of marinade with small drops from her. — You didn't leave anything for your brother. — Nothing! I'll still lick some of the leftovers. — assured the brother, took the bottle and tried to stick his tongue through the neck of the bottle.

***

— Next! — says Skully and opens a new tray, inside of which was hidden a pink can of cola with a funny face. — This?... Cola?... — asks Sugar. — Not just any cola, but Pitt cola from the cartoon series Gravity Falls. I myself have long dreamed of trying it. But in the meantime, let's look at the signs! — the three raised their heads. Above Sugar's head appeared "Bite!", above Skully's head appeared "Lick!", and above Tom's head appeared "Nothing!" — I'll try it first! — The skeleton took the can and just opened it, and it already splashed in his face. Sugar and Tom laughed at Skully, not expecting this. Skully got angry. — This is not funny! Afterwards, he licked some of the cola off his face with his tongue and handed the can with the rest of the cola to Sugar. She drank it all with great pleasure.

***

— Next! — Skully opens the tray and there was a new pill inside. — Now this is a superpower pill. Whoever eats it will get any superpower. Look at the scoreboard! — "Nothing!" appeared above Sugar's head, "Bite off!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Tom's head. — Come on, Tom. Let's see what power you get! Tom ran his tongue over the pill and suddenly he howled into the air. — Wow! I can fly now! Let's fly! — Tom was delighted and flew to the ceiling. He began to fly there. — Skully, come on, climb up me! I'm bored here alone. — I'll be right back! — the skeleton took the pill and swallowed it whole. However, for some reason he himself did not fly. — Hmm... Strange! For some reason I do not fly. Perhaps I have some other ability. — he suggested out loud, scratching the back of his head. Suddenly, his white eye turned red for a couple of seconds and shot a red laser. After that, the eye turned white again. — Ouch! The red laser accidentally hit Tom and he began to fall down screaming. Then he fell on the table, causing an earthquake.

***

— There are only three trays left. Let's open it! — the skeleton lifts the lid and a snake is hiding inside. — Oooooh. This is a poisonous and dangerous snake. Its bite is very dangerous to life. Let's see what the signs say!? — "Bite off!" appeared above Sugar's head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Tom's head. — I was lucky, but someone will have to lick it and bite it. Tom approached the snake and wanted to lick it, but the snake itself pounced and bit him on the nose. Tom jumped up with a scream so that the snake got scared by his scream and crawled away. Tom began to rub his nose. — It's good that I got myself vaccinated against snake bites a week ago. Sister, take revenge on this snake for me! Bite her tail! — But no! Unfortunately, I haven't had the vaccinations you did. So I'd rather choose punishment. — Sugar said and went to Dominator's bedroom, who was resting after beating the punching bag, sitting on the bed and drinking mineral water. — Hello. Did you come to thank me, like your brother? — she asked. — Of course. And I also came to say that I love you, even though you're not my blood. — After these words, Sugar only wanted to kiss Dom, but unexpectedly she kissed her on the cheeks. — It's very nice to hear it from you. Abbit sometimes tells me that too. I hope I'll introduce you to him in person later. — She said and Sugar nodded and went back to Skully and Tom.

***

— The penultimate tray! — Skully opened it, and inside were flasks with green liquid. — What is this? — Tom didn't understand. — It's a scientific liquid from the labs. Look at the signs! — "Lick!" appeared above Sugar's head, "Bite!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Nothing!" appeared above Tom's head. — Damn, I'm unlucky. — I'll try just a drop, I guess. Maybe it's green juice? Like tarragon, — said Sugar. — Wait! Better not take any chances! — said Tom and handed his sister a glass of cold water. — Here, just in case. — Thanks, Tom. Well, I'm ready. — she took one of the flasks, stuck out her tongue and carefully tilted the flask so that one drop would flow from it. This very drop fell right on her tongue and suddenly Sugar felt the pain of an unbearable burn. She screamed and quickly stuck her tongue into the glass of water, where the drop of acid quickly cooled down and did not have time to corrode her tongue. Skully and Tom's eyes widened and they clenched their teeth in fear. — No way! I won't drink that acid! I'd rather be kissed by Aunt Dominator! — the skeleton declared, standing still. — Oh! Is that so? — they suddenly heard her voice. She was standing next to them, her arms folded across her chest and smiling slyly. — What? We're nothing! We're just... — the skeleton didn't have time to explain before Dom laughed and leaned over, kissing him on both cheeks. Skully's cheeks immediately turned pink, and he smiled a little stupidly. It was even nicer than he thought.

***

— Finally, the last tray! — Skully rejoiced and opened it. Inside was a golden lamp, similar to an oil lamp. — Unbelievable! This is the lamp with Aladdin's genie! Well, at least I hope there's a real genie inside. Okay, never mind! Everyone, look at the signs! — "Bite off!" appeared above Sugar's head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Tom's head. — Come on, Tom. Your turn! Tom ran his tongue along the side of the lamp. Suddenly, a blue humanoid spirit with pointy ears flew out of the lamp's nose. He was all happy and looked a bit like Wander. Instead of legs, he had a translucent blue tail and a yellow belt on his stomach. — Hello, everyone! I'm finally free! — he said happily. Sugar, Skully and Tom's eyes widened, their mouths gaped and they grabbed their heads, not believing their eyes. — Holy flit! This is a real genie! — the skeleton rejoiced. — Of course I'm real. By the way, my name is Houm Larrys. And for freeing me, I will grant you any wish you want. — said the genie. — Really any wish? — Tom was delighted, his pupils even getting bigger. — Okay. That's my wish. I want the universe "AU Evil WOY Alternative Universe", which was created by a certain "Demon Lilith_13", to never exist and to cease to exist in the multiverse "Wander Over Yonder". I consider this universe a complete disgrace to the entire multiverse. — Okay. Your wish is my command! — the optimist sorceress answered and clapped his hands.

Evil WOY Alternative Universe "Demon Lilith_13"

      Somewhere in this very alternative universe, a collapse began, which destroyed this entire universe and its inhabitants, including the local Lord Wander, Dominator, Lili, Flora and others. Now there was a dark void in this place.

***

— Your wish has been granted. We will never see this universe or its further events again. I promise. Unless, of course, someone wishes for this universe to be reborn. — the genie answered with a slight grin. — Then here's my wish, — said Sugar and lightly bit the genie's lamp so as not to break her teeth. — Let no one ever cancel my brother's wish and never revive this destroyed universe! — Granted! — said the genie and clapped his hands. — Now it's impossible to revive this universe. — HOORAY!!! — shouted Sugar and Tom, raising their hands up at the same time. — Do we have any more wishes left? — Sure. I've granted one wish for each of you and now you have two left. You can ask for something else, — the blue optimist answered smiling, conjuring up a nail file and began to lightly file his fingernails. — Then here's my second, plus third wish. For the second, I want the universe created by a certain girl known as "03041998" to be destroyed, and for no one to ever be able to undo this wish and bring her back. — Tom asked. — Got it. I'm already doing it. — Houm Larrys said and clapped his hands twice, performing his magic. — One and two. Done. Now your remaining two wishes, girl! — he addressed Sugar. — For the second wish, I want to become the richest Scalabrite in the universe and have a lot of money... Well, like, for example, Skurge McDuck in "Duck Tales". But of course, I will not be greedy and will spend this money for the benefit of the entire universe, and I will share some with my brother, mom and dad. — I will fulfill it. — he clapped his hands. — Now you have a lot of money in your home universe and all of it is rewritten in your name, Sugar. What will be your third wish? — And on the third, I want Tom and me to be at home in our universe. We're just too lazy to go home ourselves. — No problem! I'll help you now. — the genie replied, clapped his hands, and Tom and Sugar disappeared from sight, returning to their home universe. — Now they've returned to their home. — Yes. Great! — Skully with yellow cheeks was happy at first, but then he sighed heavily with blue cheeks. — It's just a pity that I got "Nothing!" and my wishes won't come true. — Well, why not? — Houm Larrys smiled, hugging the skeleton by the shoulder. — I grant three wishes for everyone. So you can make whatever you want, too! — Really? — Skully's pupils grew bigger with joy. — Then I'll first say a few goodbye words to our viewers, and then I'll make a wish. — The skeleton turned to the camera and spoke: — Dear viewers, I noticed that many of you miss Zorphen and Scorchar, who were in the first pilot episode. So I'm planning to bring them back along with Abbit and Nori. And for the future, I'm planning to come up with three new episodes with three new game ideas for our show and to add variety to it. The first one will be called "The Floor is Lava", the second one will be "Survival for 24 Hours under Some Conditions or in Some Places", and the third one will be "One Object Against Another Object". If you want to see such episodes in the future, as well as the return of old participants, then write us letters to this address! — Skully pointed down and a link to the official website that Skully made on the Internet based on his show appeared in the lower corner of the screen. — And now I'm ready to make a wish. — Come on! I'm listening. — the genie increased the size of his right ear to hear better. — In fact, I have nothing to wish for, because I have everything I need for life and happiness. But all I want is for my dad Evil to be happy. So I wish for absolutely all the planets that were captured by the evil Lord Wander to belong to my dad! That's the first wish. For the second wish, I ask that you never grant wishes for Lord Wander, Lady Lilith, and Lady Starfall. Never and not a single one, so that they could wish for nothing. And for the third wish, I want Disney to finally bring back Craig McCracken and allow him to make a third season for the original animated series "Wander Over Yonder." — Excellent! All three of your wishes will be fulfilled right now. — he answered and clapped his hands three times.

***

      By this time, Peepers was checking the list of conquerors as usual. Lord Sinister was in second place, and Lord Wander was in first place. But suddenly, absolutely all the planets that had previously been captured by the underlord automatically moved to the skeleton's list. Now Lord Sinister was in first place, and Lord Wander fell to the very bottom of the list. Peepers narrowed his eye, looking at this and suspected something. — Hmm... Something is wrong here! — What's the matter, Peepers? — the Lord himself approached the commander. — Sir, this is somehow suspicious. A second ago, the evil twin of Wander was in first place in the leaderboard, and now he has fallen to the very bottom, and all his planets that he captured have passed to us. — the commander explained and the skeleton smiled at this news. — This is a miracle! — his pupils grew larger. — No, something is wrong here! It can't be that simple! We didn't even attack this villain and didn't take back the planets he captured. And he himself wouldn't have handed them over to anyone of his own free will. Maybe Skully and his show are somehow involved in this? — Peepers suggested. — Maybe? — The villain raised his shoulders. — Let's go and ask him! They went and didn't notice that a news paper had arrived on their large monitor with the news that Disney CEO Bob Iger had called Craig McCracken and offered him to revive the idea of ​​continuing the animated series "With greetings to the planets", and Craig had responded with consent.

At the same time!

      Lord Wander himself was mining vulcanium from the new planet at that time and at the same time decided to check the list of conquerors. What he saw made him bail out his eyes, grab his head and scream: — WHERE ARE ALL MY PLANETS??? She stood next to him and, looking at this horror, also grabbed her head and screamed the famous cliche: — NO-O-O-O-O-O!!!