Bite, Lick, or Nothing: Part 6
April 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
β And welcome to the new episode of our show "Bite, Lick, or Nothing." Today, I am joined by Little Bits.
β I'll tear each and every one of them apart. β she-cat hissed.
β And the well-known Black Cube of Darkness. β Skully introduced the flying Black Cube; who said nothing, but only depicted a black cloud above himself with a hand that was showing a thumbs up. β I wonder how he will lick and bite? Oh well. Let me remind you of the rules. We take turns opening every ten trays, inside of which something scary is hidden, then we look at the electronic signs above and check who will get the chance to bite, lick, or do nothing. And whoever refuses to perform the action will have to go through punishment. And today's punishment will be a meeting with Koro-Sensei, who, according to rumors, blew up the Moon, turning it into a real Moon and remained alive, going into space to wander, letting the students from Earth decide their own destinies. Uncle Here and There personally invited Koro-Sensei to act as a punishment for not doing the actions. Let's begin!
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β Let's open the first tray and see what's inside. - the skeleton opens the tray, and inside was a red cape. β Wow. This is the red cape of Superman himself. Previously, these were his diapers when he flew to Earth and lived on the Kent farm in Smallville. Then, when he became a superhero, he used them as a cape. Now let's see what the signs say! - the trio looks up. Little Bits raised her head and accidentally fell, but saw that she got "Bite", Skully got "Lick", and Black Cube got "Nothing". β So. I'm first. β Skully ran his tongue over his cloak and started spitting. β Clark Kent, wash your cloak and suit! They're all sweaty. Little Bits will have to bite it even more. β It's not that hard! β Little Bits answered and pounced on the cloak, grabbed it with her teeth and tried to rip and chew it. β It won't tear! Ugh! β she tries even harder, but suddenly her teeth break. Little Bits dropped the cloak, jumped up on the spot and started screaming. Her holes where her teeth used to be were bleeding. Black Cube quickly grabbed Little Bits with his dark power of levitation and dragged her along with him to the hospital.***
β Iβll never bite a coat thatβs so tough and unraveling again. β said she-cat, rubbing her cheeks. β Okay. Letβs open the next tray. β Skully answered, picking up the second tray. There was a yellow star underneath. β The sheriffβs star? β No, itβs the star from Wanderβs hat. β explained Little Bits. β Okay. Letβs look at the scoreboard! β βNothingβ appeared above Cubeβs head, βBite Offβ above Skullyβs head, and βLickβ above Little Bitsβs head. β Phew! You took pity on me after all. I canβt eat for another two minutes anyway. β said she-cat, still rubbing her cheeks. β Yeah, you have to lick first. Those are the rules. Lick first, bite second. β explained the skeleton. β Okay, okay. But Iβll just lick! β She ran her tongue over the star on Wander's hat. β It tastes like mineral gold. Or salt. β Then I'll have to bite it, β Skully said, grabbing one end of the star with his teeth and bending it slightly. β I think that'll be enough. Suddenly they heard the voice of Wander himself. β Hey! Has anyone seen my hat star? Skully, Cube, and Little Bits were scared and silently hid under the table, as if the three of them weren't there.***
β Thank Brog, he's gone. Open the third tray! β Skully says and lifts the tray, under which was a blue man in white pants and a white hat. He was smiling and singing to himself: β La. La. Lalala. Lalala. Lala. La. La. Lalala. Lala. Lala. La. β This is a real Smurf. Well, more precisely, one of Papa Smurf's hundred adult children. Most likely, his name is Singer. β Skully explained. β He looks delicious. β Little Bits licked her tongue. β Just like a blueberry. β Well... Whether you'll bite it, lick it, or do nothing with it, our electronic signs will tell you. β only the skeleton said and the three raised their heads up. "Lick" appeared above Cube's head, "Nothing" above Skully's head, and "Bite" above Little Bits's head. β Consider yourself lucky. But first, Cube will lick this Smurf. Although I donβt know how he will do it? He has no mouth. Cube only approached the Smurf and did not have time to do anything. The Smurf saw Cube approaching him and immediately realized that he was dangerous. Smurf made a serious face, clenched his little hands into fists and began to hit Cube. Little Bits grinned at what he saw. β βHow nimble and brave he is. Perhaps this is my chance. Iβll bite him from behind while heβs not looking at me.β β she-cat thought and slowly approached the Smurf from behind. The Smurf finished hitting Cube and threw him away. Then he turned around abruptly and saw she-cat approaching him with her mouth open. In self-defense, the Smurf began to hit Little Bits on her new teeth. It hurt she-cat, she moaned, screamed and almost cried. Then the smurf threw her to the floor with one kick to the nose. β No wonder Dad called me the Self-Defender-Fighter. β the smurf said to himself, striking a cool pose.***
β Everything seems to be okay with Cube and Little Bits, and we got the smurf back home. Now let's move on. β Skully opened the next tray, under which a bowl of spinach was hidden. β Hmm. Doesn't look very appetizing. More like zombie brains that were ground in a meat grinder. Although many say that it is healthy. But we are looking at the scoreboard. β The trio raised their heads. "Lick" appeared above Cube's head, "Bite off" above Skully's head, and "Nothing" above Little Bits's head. β Come on, Cube. Show me how you will lick! The Black Cube approached the plate of spinach, formed a tongue out of the darkness and ran it over the spinach, after which it silently flew back. Skully and Little Bits's eyes widened at what they saw and their mouths opened. Only the skeleton came to its senses later. β Well... That's okay. Now I'll do it. β he said, took the spoon and tried the spinach. To him didn't like it very much. β Everyone is right when they say it's disgusting to eat, even though it's healthy.***
β This is our fifth tray. β Skully opens it and there is a cherry pie. β What is this? Cherry pie from Granny Electrisia? I honestly didn't expect that. I can't wait to try it myself. Let's see what the signs tell us. β "Nothing" appeared above Cube, "Bite" appeared above Skully, and "Lick" appeared above Little Bits. β Yes. I have a chance to eat the pie. But first, I'll give Little Bits my turn so she can lick it. β You know, my teeth still hurt, so I can neither eat nor lick. I'd better go get my punishment. β she-cat replied and left. β Well, that's a shame! The pie is very tasty. Granny Electrisia tried very hard. β Skully said and, like a savage, ate the whole pie, leaving not a single crumb. By this time, Little Bits had gone to the storage room, where Koro-Sensei was already waiting for her. The yellow octopus smiled, looking at she-cat and said: β The lesson has begun, Little Bits. And today's lesson. This is... Pain! Little Bits's screams were heard from the storage room off-screen.***
β Half of the trays are left and our suffering will come to an end. β the teenager said jokingly and picked up the tray. Under it was hidden a case that looked like a laptop. β Wow! Do you know what this is? It's a virtual portal and terrifyingly realistic video game "Heroes of Envell". I even wonder what we're going to do with it. β the trio raised their heads. "Bite" appeared above Cube; "Lick" above Skully, and "Nothing" above Little Bits. β I'm first. β He ran his tongue over the laptop case and suddenly the case opened. β Now you, Cube. The Cube had just gotten close to the video game when it suddenly shone a bright light on the Black Cube and sucked it in. The Black Cube fell inside the video game, where it was met by Bagweed. β Welcome to the world of Envel!***
β The seventh tray. Seven is a lucky number and maybe we will all get lucky. β Skully just thought out loud and took off the tray, and inside was a piece of gum in the form of a red ball. β Just gum? Are you kidding me? β Let's just look at the scoreboard? β Little Bits said and all three looked up. "Nothing" appeared above the Cube, "Bite Off" above Skully, and "Lick" above Little Bits. She immediately ran her tongue over it and did not feel anything. β I can't quite make out the taste. β Okay. I'll try it now. β Skully said and began to chew the gum. But suddenly he felt a very disgusting and strange aftertaste. He stuck out his tongue and spat. β Ugh! Brick! She tastes like brick. What? β Little Bits's eyes widened, she stuck out her tongue and started wiping it with her hands.***
β Okay. Not always lucky. Let's open the next tray. β The skeleton opened the eighth tray and there was a black box hidden underneath. β A black box? β Little Bits is surprised. β Not just a black box, but a box with a secret. We have to taste what's inside without looking and only then open the box and see what's inside. - Skully explained and the trio looks up. "Bite" appears above the Black Cube, "Nothing" above Skully, and "Lick" above Little Bits. β Come on, Little Bits. She-cat closed her eyes, ran her tongue inside the box and tasted what was hidden inside. Suddenly, her eyes widened, grabbed her throat and fell. Skully's eyes widened, not expecting this. The Cube realized that something inside was probably poisoned and decided to fly away for punishment. He flew to the warehouse and Koro-Sensei was waiting for him there. β Tell me, Cube, how much is one plus one? β he asked. However, Cube couldn't answer him. β Two! Cube returned to Little Bits and Skully. She-cat stood up. β I think I'm okay now. Let's see what's inside! β she suggested and removed the box itself. It turned out that there was no poison inside. A regular chocolate ice cream on a stick. β Wait! If this is ice cream, then why did you feel sick? β the skeleton didn't understand. She-cat laughed. β I just wanted to make fun of Cube, so that he would fly off to undergo punishment. Cube got angry at Little Bits for this and started chasing her, trying to kill her with his dark magic.***
β There are still two trays left and we can finish here. β says the skeleton and picks up the second to last tray, under which was one of the galactic rats. Blue with red eyes. β Oh, no. Not a galactic rat! But we're looking at the scoreboard! β "Nothing" appeared above the Cube, "Lick" appeared above Skully, and "Bite" appeared above Little Bits. β Finally! β said she-cat and ran in pursuit of the rat. They began to run and chase, like an ordinary cat and mouse. β Where to?... I didn't even have time to lick it! β the skeleton lowered his skull in sadness.***
β The last tray! β Skully opens it, and inside was a glass of milk. β Ordinary milk. I wonder if I'll even drink it? β the three look up. "Nothing" appeared above the Cube, "Bite" above Skully, and "Bite" above Little Bits. β Well, cat, are you going to drink milk? β Never. Am I a stereotypical cat, like those in cartoons, who always drinks only milk or something? I'd rather go to Koro-Sensei again! β she-cat said and left out of resentment. β Well, that's a shame! Milk is very good for your bones, - the skeleton replied and drank the entire glass of milk to the bottom. However, he then felt a disgusting taste and spat it out. β Ugh! Ugh! It's sour! And Little Bits at this time returned to the pantry to Koro-Sensei and again experienced a lesson in pain. β A-A-A-A-A...***
Skullie, Cube and Little Bits said goodbye to the audience. Skullie says: β This is the end of our new episode. Expect new episodes of our show and new guests in the future. In the near future, I plan to change our show a little and for variety, make new tests, in addition to trying food. Bye everyone, see you later.
