Bite, Lick, or Nothing: Part 5
April 5, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Skully stands right in front of the camera, bringing his skull close. So much so that his right cheek is pressed against the lens.
β Oh! Can you please move the camera a little further away? β the skeleton asked, and the lens moved back a little. β Thank you. β the teenager rubbed his cheek and began to greet. β Hello everyone, with you, Lord Skully. A new episode of the "Bite, Lick, or Nothing!" column, and in today's episode, our two new participants are... Lemon and Lime. β he introduced first Lemonpop to his right, and then Limepop to his left. The camera moves further away, showing the participants themselves, who are waving their hands in greeting. Lemonpop was tall and had a lemon-shaped head, and Limepop had a green head and orange cotton wool hair, looking like a caramel candy.
β Mom, I'm on TV, can you imagine! This is the first time I've been on TV. β Lime says into the camera lens.
β Hush-hush, sis. You'll scare our viewers. β Lemon answered jokingly and giggled quietly, covering his mouth with his hand.
β I think you already know the rules from previous episodes. So this time we won't repeat ourselves. However, I'll add that the punishment has changed as in all episodes and in today's episode, if any of us refuses to perform the action, then as a punishment he will have to get hit on the back of the head with a soccer ball by Daisy's watchdog. β after that, the frame temporarily switched to Daisy, who was the biggest, tallest and most muscular watchdog of all the watchdogs. He kicked his soccer ball and it accidentally hit Lord Hater on the back of the head, for which he showed the watchdog a fist, demanding that they not do it again. β Let's go!
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β I can't wait to open the first tray! β says Skully and opens the tray, and there's a Pokeball inside. β No way! This is the famous Pokemon trap Pokeball. Now let's see what tasks we'll get. β the participants raise their heads to the signs above. Lemon got "Nothing", Skully "Bite", and Lime "Lick". β Limepop begins! β I hope it's clean and washed, you never know. β the green head replies and licks the Pokeball with its tongue. Suddenly, it opens and Chespin comes out of the Pokeball. β Chespin! β he said. β We're so lucky! A Pokemon named Chespin came out of the Pokeball. It's even kind of a shame to bite him! β but nevertheless, the skeleton leaned over and lightly bit him on the ear. β Oof! I don't think he was offended. β CHESPI-I-IN!!! β he screamed, jumped on Skully's skull, knocked him to the floor and began to beat him despite the huge difference in size. β LEMON, LIME, HELP!!! β he screams and tries to fight back.***
β Oof! A little more and I would have gotten a second scar under the other eye. Let's move on to the second tray and see what's in there!? - He opens the tray and under it was Screwball's mustache. β Holy shit! This is the mustache of the banana clown himself and Wander's sworn enemy, Dr. Screwball. β How did his mustache end up here? β Lemon asked. Skully smiled slyly in response and only answered into the camera. β Skully Pictures works wonders!At the same time
A banana with a clown wig walks around and everyone laughs at him. β Wait, all of you laugh! I don't understand anything? Where's my mustache? β he complained and tried to find his mustache.***
β Now let's look at the signs! - Skully says and everyone looks up. Lemon got "Bite", Skully got "Nothing", and Lime got "Lick". β Looks like Lime is always going to start. Lime thought, scratching her head and said. β You know, I think I'd better refuse. Licking a moustache, especially when it's dirty, is a bit much for me. β Oh, come on, Lime! β her older brother encouraged her. β Skully and his crew probably washed it before hiding it under the tray. Besides, if you take the risk, maybe you'll grow a moustache just like Screwball's?" β Hmm... Oh well. I hope you're right. I wouldn't mind having a moustache like that. β she replied, running her tongue over her moustache. Suddenly, a moustache just like Screwball's actually grew above her lips. But besides that, she smiled slyly and changed her voice a little. β Well, that's it! Now this TV show will be mine and I'm taking it for myself. I'll change it and release new episodes about jokes and anecdotes to make the whole galaxy laugh endlessly. β After saying that, she imitated something like a villainous laugh. Lemon and Skully's eyes widened from what they saw and heard. β Looks like Lime started thinking that she is Dr. Screwball. I hope it doesn't go to my head like that? β Lemon thought out loud and leaned over. He had just bitten off a piece of his mustache, when suddenly he, too, grew exactly the same mustache. He also changed his voice a little and said: β So, here's the deal. I'm a newbie villain conqueror and soon in the future I will take over the whole galaxy to make everyone have fun and laugh. Bow before me. β Wow! I like you. You remind me of me. Let's team up, take over the galaxy together, and make everyone laugh together. β Lime suggested. β Let's do it. I like you too. β Lemon replied, laughing evilly along with her. Skully frowned, looking at them and realizing that they were acting like this because of their mustaches, he extended his index fingers to their mustaches, shot green lightning, and burned their mustaches to dust. Lemon and Lime woke up at the same time. β What? What just happened to us? β They asked at the same time.***
β The third tray on our table and I'm a little scared to open it and check what's inside, β said Skully. β Hmm... I always get "Lick", but I've never gotten "Nothing". Maybe I'll get lucky this time? β Limepop asked. β Let's check in advance! β Skully suggested and the three looked at the signs. Lemon got "Lick", Skully got "Bite", and Lime got "Nothing". β Hooray! I'm lucky! I'm resting! β she rejoiced, raising her hands up. β Now let's see what's inside, β Lemon suggested and Skully opened the tray. Inside were licorice candies. β Oh, candies! Made from prunes? β Lemon was delighted and took one of them to lick. He only ran his tongue and, holding the taste in his mouth, spat it out a second later. β Ugh! It's licorice! I hate licorice candies! β Really? β Skully asked, taking a few and eating them. He found the taste suspicious. β Disgusting! They're salty too! Oh well! β The skeleton waved his hand, chewed and swallowed the licorice candies. Then he stuck his tongue out in disgust.***
β A new tray and we're opening it. β The teenager opened the tray and there was a large pill inside. β Unbelievable! This is a super speed pill. Whoever eats it will become the fastest, like Quicksilver, Flash, Sonic and other super-fast characters, capable of running at the speed of light. So what's on the scoreboard? β Skully asked, and everyone looked up. Lemon got "Bite Off", Skully got "Nothing", and Lime got "Lick". β Come on, sweetie! Lick it! β Let's try it now! β she said and ran her tongue over the pill. After that, she was behind her brother in a second, and then returned to her place. β Did you see that? I became so fast that now I can run away from villains. β After that, she tried to run around the table, but now she moved slowly. β Oops. The effect wore off! β Apparently the power of speed is temporary. Well, Lemon, bite it! β Skully said and Lemon bit off the pill. After that, he seemed to disappear from sight.***
Using the super speed he had gained, Lemonpop decided to get everything done in one day. First, he played the electric guitar with Emperor Cool, then he teased Lady Lilith by kicking her butt without her noticing, so she didn't understand who was hitting her, and then he won the Olympics in running around the planet. After he had done all his chores, he returned to the skull ship and the effect of super speed ended.***
β We have a new tray. What's in there? β Skully lifts the tray and there was a switched-off lava lamp. β Ugh! What the Flell? I don't know what this thing is? Lemonpop looked closely and said: β I think it's a lava lamp. β A lava lamp? But there are some red balls and regular water inside. I think it looks more like a water lamp. β Trust me, it's definitely a lava lamp. β It's just called that and it's designed that way. When you turn it on, it glows and these balls move, separate, connect and move inside like plasticine or jelly. It was sometimes used as a night light. β While Lemon was explaining this, he examined the lava lamp again. β Yes. It's turned off. So it doesn't work and doesn't show such a miracle with light and balls inside. β Okay. Let's see what the signs tell us? β Skully said and looked up with the others. Above Lemon's head appeared "Nothing", above Skully's head "Lick", and above Lime's head "Bite". β Damn! I'll have to lick this goo inside this thing! β He opened the lid from above and had just dipped his tongue into the water when he immediately felt a burn and ran around the table, starting to scream like a woman in pain. β No, I won't drink this boiling water without steam. β Lime said and left. - Let Daisy hit me with the ball!***
Limepop stood in the gym, her back turned to Daisy, who was standing with his right foot over the soccer ball. β Hey, Daisy! Andy is cooler than you! β she said and leaned over. Daisy kicked the ball for this and it hit her on the butt. From this, Lime jumped, did a somersault and fell on her back.***
β We have already opened half of the trays. Let's move on. β Skully holds up the next tray and there was a jar with the inscription "Kalaguba". β What is this? β Lime asked and Skully answered. β It looks like this is the most powerful poison in the universe. It is called "Kalaguba". Lady Cruell Venom herself developed it and according to rumors, it can poison and kill even an immortal in a couple of seconds. Now let's see what we get. β the three look up and see that the signs say "Lick" to Lemon, "Bite off" to Skully, and "Nothing" to Lime. β Oops! This could be dangerous! β Well, in theory, it's in a jar. I can only lick the jar itself and nothing will happen to me for it. β Lemon suggested and licked only the jar. Nothing bad happened to him. β See? I'm fine! I didn't even get poisoned. β Yes, but I don't want to get poisoned. What if I bite off some part of the jar that's poisoned with this poison? I'd rather go get punished. β the skeleton answered and left.***
Skully stood in front of Daisy, his back turned to him. β Just don't hit me too hard, Daisy, or Dad Hater might kill you if he finds out I got hurt too much because of you. β I'll try, but I can't promise! β the big guy replied and kicked the ball, hitting Skully in the back of the head with it so hard that he fell.***
β What do we have next? β the skeleton opened the tray and there was an infinity gauntlet with six stones. β And here we have the infinity gauntlet of the maddest titan Thanos. β But where did it come from? β Lime asked. β Thanos wanted to snap, but he mixed something up and his gauntlet ended up here. β Lemon explained. β Let's see what the scoreboard tells us. β the trio looks up Lemon got "Lick", Skully got "Nothing", and Lime got "Bite". Skully was a little disappointed. β Too bad I can't at least try it. β And I'll finally get to lick it for the first time. β Lemon replied and ran his tongue over the glove. Lemon didn't like the taste of the glove. β Ugh! It tastes like that Purple Eggplant stuck it in himself... β Up your ass? β Skully asked. β In your boots! I meant in your boots. β Lemonpop explained calmly. Lime quietly took out a red stone and ate it. β Mmm... That glove has some tasty candy on it. β she said, and Skully and Lemon laughed. β No, you're just an Indian, Lime! It's a reality stone. Since you swallowed it, it's now in your body in the form of a liquid substance called Ether. β Lemon explained. β And now you can change reality at your own discretion. β the skeleton added. Lime scratched her chin, looking at the ceiling and thinking, smiling. She closed her eyes and imagined Thanos. β What the... Where am I? β the purple big guy asks and looks around. β Is this yours? β the girl asks, taking and handing the glove to Thanos. β Oh, yeah. Thank you. β Thanos smiled, put on his glove and disappeared from this universe along with the glove. β By the way, I also returned the Reality Stone to him. Now I donβt have the power to change reality.***
β Letβs move on! β Skully opens the tray and inside there was an iron rod with buttons and a red light. β This is the memory eraser from Men in Black. What will the tablets say? β They look at the signs and they say that Lemon gets "Nothing," Skully gets "Lick," and Lime gets "Bite." β So here we go! I'm going to lick this thing now. β He just ran his tongue over it, but accidentally hit the button. The Memory Eraser turned on a bright white flash. The three froze in place for two seconds and forgot about what happened five seconds ago. Skully repeated the same thing as before: β So here we go! I'm going to lick this thing now. But every time Skully licked the Memory Eraser, he accidentally turned it on and it erased his memory with a flash. Because of this, Skully licked and licked the thing endlessly.A thousand licks later
Wander walked into their room wearing sunglasses. β Skully, stop it. You've licked it a thousand times already. β he said and took the memory eraser away. Skully scratched his head and said: β I donβt remember anything. I was just about to lick it for the first time. β And I didnβt even have time to take a bite. β Lime said sadly. β And Iβm lucky. β Lemon smiled.***
β There are only two trays left and our suffering will come to an end. β the skeleton said and picked up the tray. Inside was a glass vial with a pink liquid. β Hmm. This looks more like juice. Or wine. But why is it in a potion flask? β Why think about it? Letβs ask the signs what to do with it. β Lime suggested and the three looked up. The signs said that Lemon should βTake a Bite,β Skully βNothing,β and Lime βLick.β β Iβll just lick the glass and thatβs it. β she said and licked the glass flask. β Iβll probably drink this. β Lemon said, removing the rubber cap from the glass flask and drinking the pink liquid. β Mm... Tasty. β It suddenly sparkled with glitter. There was a flash and Lemonpop suddenly turned into an ostrich. β Oh-oh! β Hmm. β Skully scratched his head. β It looks like it was a potion. β How do I turn back now? β the ostrich asked.***
Lemonpop was finally returned to his original appearance off-screen. β Iβm glad to be myself again. Although itβs funny that I laid an egg when I was a bird. β he showed a large ostrich egg and hid it. β Okay. Now thereβs only one left. β The teenager said and took off the tray. There was a portrait of Starfall on it. β This is a photo portrait of one of our sworn enemies named Starfall. β What will the signs tell us? β The signs showed that Lemon got "Lick", Skully got "Nothing", and Lime got "Bite". β So. Will you lick and bite her? β No way! β Lemon waved his hand. β Yes. We'd rather get punished than lick and bite someone we hate. β Lime said and left too.***
First, Daisy kicked a soccer ball into Lime's back, causing her to fall, and then kicked a second soccer ball, hitting Lemon in the head, causing him to kneel and scratch his head. β Are you stupid? Does it even hurt! β he scolded the watchdog. β Sorry, it's my fault! I didn't calculate the force of my blow. β Daisy explained.***
β And that's it for our new episode. Until next time. β Skully said goodbye to the audience alone, waving his hand. Suddenly, he saw that the egg on the table that Lemonpop had left had hatched. An ostrich chick had emerged from the egg. β Oh, how cute!
