Bite, Lick, or Nothing: Part 3
March 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
β Hello and welcome to our show "Bite, Lick, or Nothing!" β Skully greeted the audience on camera, and then began introducing his father and, like, mother. β And also with me is my daddy Lord Hater and... Uh... Well, you know who that is! β Dominator was a little upset that Skully did not introduce her name or at least call her his mother. β For those who forgot about the rules and did not watch the previous episodes, I repeat. We will be removing trays to see what dishes are on them, and then we will look at electronic signs on top that will tell each of us to bite, lick, or do nothing. But those who do not perform the action will have to undergo punishment. And the punishment for today's episode is to enter the fear room, where our worst nightmares will be, the ones we are all afraid of.
β Ha! I am not afraid of anything. Trust me! I will not lose. β boasts the Hater.
β Punishments don't scare me either. β smirked Dom. β Let's get started!
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β So. Now we'll open the first tray and see what's inside. β says Skully and opens it. There was a black box. β A box with a secret. We'll have to lick and bite what's inside without looking. β But first, let's see what we have to do. β said the hater and "Nothing!" appeared above his head, "Lick!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Bite!" appeared above Dominator's head. β I don't have to do anything, but it looks like you will have to. β Okay, I'll go first. β says Skully and sticks his tongue into the box without looking. He felt something disgusting and, sinking under the table, began to spit. β It looks like shit! Dom became interested and took a bite without looking. She had some white hair in her mouth, which made her spit. β Yeah. It's definitely shit! I wonder what it is? β Dom grabbed the box with her hands, removed it, and it turned out that Starfall's head was hiding from under the table. β Starfall? β You? β Villain and Skully asked at the same time in surprise. β Who are you calling shit? β she is indignant.***
β The next tray! - Skully opens it and there is a chocolate cake. β Just a cake? β My mom probably baked it and sent it to us, β Dominator suggested. β I didn't know Mirra could cook. β Villain said. β Okay, let's see what the signs tell us to do with this, - Skully suggested. "Lick!" appeared above Hater's head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Bite!" appeared above Dom's head. "Too bad I got "Nothing!". You'll have to try it for yourself." Skully's dad ran his tongue along the side of the cake a few times and licked it. Then he patted his belly. The cake was indeed delicious. Then Dom ate the rest of the cake. She liked it too. Suddenly, both Lords felt like they needed to go to the toilet. β Ouch! Sorry, Skully, we'll be right back! β said the dad and ran off with his wife. Skully scratched his head, wondering what was wrong with them. He picked up the remaining crumbs from the plate and sniffed them. β Did someone put a laxative in the cake? By this time, Hater and Dom had run to the toilet door, but it was locked and had a red sign saying "Occupied!" The Lords couldn't wait long, they were jumping up and down and knocking on the door. β Hey! Who's there! Please! Hurry up! We need to go to the toilet now! I'm going to poop in my pants... A-A-AH... β Please, open up! We can't wait long. We really need to go to the toilet. I don't want to stink! And inside stood Lilith, who wasn't sitting on the potty, but was deliberately holding the door closed. She was the one who had sneaked onto their flagship and put the laxative in that very cake. β THIS IS YOUR REVENGE FOR YOUR SON RUINING MY MOTORCYCLE!!! β Lilith screamed, continuing to hold the door closed.***
β Next tray! β Skully opens it and there is Toot-and-Tam's hat. β Wander slipped us his hat. Apparently he wants us to find out what it tastes like. Let's see what the signs say! β "Lick!" appeared above the Hater's head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Bite!" appeared above the Dominator's head. β Should I lick this hat?... No. β the skull turns away and holds out his palm towards the hat. He leaves. β I'd rather go to the haunted house than lick this crap. I already had enough of it once, when Peepers and I had a fight over it. Without thinking twice, Dom took the hat in her hands and grabbed it with her teeth and tried to bite it off, but the hat wouldn't tear. The girl began to jerk her head and pull at the hat, and growl like a dog. At this time, the Villain went through the door to the fear room. β So what are you going to scare me with here? β he asks and sees a paper on the table. "What is this?" he takes it and checks it. β Today's villain ratings... What? Lord Wander has captured absolutely every galaxies in the universe, and I have zero captured planets?... Not a single one?β upon learning this news, he runs back with his arms outstretched and screams like a girl.***
β Next tray! β Skully opens it and there's a magic wand inside. β Wow! This is the magic wand of Princess Star Butterfly herself. Let's look at the signs! β "Lick!" was above the Villain's head, "Nothing!" was above Skully's head, and "Bite!" was above Dom's head. β Why do I always get "Bite?" she is indignant. β All questions for watchdog Andy's! It randomly generates who gets to bite, who gets to lick, and who gets to do nothing. β Skully explained. β You first, Dad!" The Hater licked the wand and stuck out his disgusting tongue. β Ugh! It tastes like Butterfly stuck it up her a... β Before he could finish, the wand shot its magic at him and turned the skeleton into a toad. β Frog? Skully and Dominator laughed at what they saw. Dom suddenly had an idea. She picked it up. The wand transformed and became like a black rod with a red lava tint. She bit it and the wand shot magic at the toad again, turning it back into the Hater. β And now, if you don't mind, I'm going to use it to get revenge on someone for my husband and me. β She said, waved her wand and disappeared.Meanwhile
Lilith was flying inside her orb bubble. β What a good girl I am! I got revenge on them and... β She didn't have time to finish speaking, as Dominator appeared behind her with a magic wand. She made her fall with one blow. β You messed with the wrong Lords, it's not clear who you are to me! β She answered her, stretched the fly of her shorts and sighed with pleasure. The sound of water leaking can be heard in the background. Then she zips up her fly and teleports back with her magic wand.***
β Next tray! β Skully opens it and there was a large pill made of red and blue, like a compass needle. β It's a pill for the brain and mind. β I hope I don't have to bite anything this time? β Dom folded her arms across her chest. β We'll see now. β Skully said, and "Bite!" appeared above his head, "Lick!" appeared above Hater's head, and "Nothing!" appeared above Dom's head. β Thank Brog! β she sighs. β And I'll lick it. β Father replies and runs his tongue over it. Suddenly, a thought appeared in his skull. β Wow! Now I know not only that two times two is more correctly equal to four, but also that five as an answer is not a mistake at all. Everything is complicated and mysterious there. You won't understand it. β But I will now understand. β son replies and swallows the pill whole. Several equations with the correct answers to them appear before his eyes. β Aha! I think I've figured out what the true meaning of life in the universe is. And it's definitely not money, power, or dictatorship. Now that I have the knowledge, I'll put an end to Lord Wander!... Tomorrow. I need to finish this episode now. It's a shame that I'll forget all about it by then, because the pill only lasts for five minutes.***
β Next tray! β Skully opens it and there is a short little guy with yellow hair and a blue hat. β Wow! This is Dunno himself. β I know my name is Dunno. But I don't know who you are? Where am I? And what am I doing here? β the short guy addresses the three. β Our signs will determine your fate, Dunno. β said Skully and "Nothing!" appeared above his head, "Lick!" above Dom's head, and "Bite!" above Hater's head. β Oh! I'll have to bite this little fool! β the skeleton said with a grin. The short guy got angry and turned towards the skeleton, starting to threaten: β You don't call me a fool, or I'll give you a slap on the forehead! β While Dunno was threatening with his fist, Dominator licked him from behind. Shorty was indignant and turned around. β HEY!!! I just washed myself! β While he was cursing at the girl, Hater grabbed his hat with his teeth, chewed it and ate it. β HEY!!! GIVE IT BACK, THAT'S MY HAT!!!***
β Next tray! β Skully opens it and there's a living black goo inside. β A symbiote from the planet Klyntar! Oh, no! Let's see what the signs tell us. β Above Hater's head was "Nothing!", above Skully's head was "Bite!", and above Dom's head was "Lick!". β Ouch! We're unlucky. β Oh, come on, Skully! Maybe this symbiote is kind and won't do anything bad to us. β Dom suggested and stuck her tongue out. She was just about to lick the symbiote, when it immediately pounced on her and turned her under its blanket into a huge She-Venom with large breasts, butt and hips. - Time to beat the faces of skeletons! - she said in a scary voice and stuck her claws out of her fingers, starting to approach threateningly. The villain got scared and retreated back. Only Skully dared to rush into the attack. He jumped, grabbed She-Venom by the hand and bit her painfully, trying to bite and eat a piece of the symbiote. β Hey! Get lost! β she told him and threw him against the wall. Skully hit his back against the wall, but managed to eat a piece of the symbiote. It transformed inside him and came out, also enveloping Skully's body. Now it was a green symbiote with lightning-shaped eyes and the ability to shoot green lightning. β I'll destroy you, Mom! β he said in a scary voice. The two menacing symbiotes growled and ran to attack each other. β Please! Stop! β Hater tried to calm them both down.***
Skully and Dom in their previous forms were catching their breath, holding their chests. β Okay. The monsters inside us have calmed down and now we open another tray! β said Skully. He opens it and there was a glass with red liquid. The trio looks at the signs and they showed that Skully can do nothing, Hater must take a bite, and Dom must lick. β Lick this blood in the glass? β Dom was indignant. β What are you talking about? Do you think I'm a mosquito? Or maybe a vampire? You know what, I'd rather go to the fear room! β she said and left. β Well, that's a shame! β Skully's father answered, taking the glass and drinking it all. β It's tomato and pomegranate juice! But Dominator didn't hear him and walked through the doors into the fear room. As soon as she entered, Atomos was waiting for her. β Dad? β the girl's eyes widened. She clearly didn't expect him. β Dominator-Dominator! You've been a very bad and naughty girl. For that, I'll punish you properly now. β He took off his belt with his mantima and slapped it on his palm like a belt. β One sextillion in one place! The Dominator got scared and ran out of the room screaming.***
β Another tray! β Skully opened it and there was Lime's head sticking out from under the chair. Skully didn't expect to see her, but he was very happy. β Lime! Isn't that you? Glad to see you. β And I'm glad. Although I thought I'd be one of the participants. β You will, but some other time. For now, we're looking at the scoreboard. β said Skully. β Money? β Dom didn't hear. β Not money, but Ta-Blo. Well, that is, the signs. β explained Skully, and above his head was the inscription "Bite!", above Hater's head was "Lick!", and above Dom's head was "Nothing!". β Well, dad. You'll have to lick it. Hater ran his tongue over Lime's green head and suddenly her eyes widened and she gasped: β It hurts! Not a tongue, but a real Swiss knife! β Well, you know, you don't taste very good yourself. A little sour. β explained Hater, folding his arms across his chest. β Okay, Skully! Bite! I can handle it. β Lime said and closed her eyes. β No, no, no, I'm not a monster. I'd rather go get my punishment. β Skully explained and went into the fear room. When he entered, there was Hater, Dom, Wander, Sylvia, Peepers and all the rest of his best and closest friends and family. However, they were all very angry with him and hated him, and also kept saying how much they didn't like him, that they didn't trust him and wanted to get rid of him. This was what Skully was most afraid of, but instead of running away, he despaired, sat on the floor, hugged his legs and began to cry.***
β The last tray! β Skully lifts the last tray and there is a portrait of President Vladimir Putin. β Oh! This is a real villain and dictator from planet Earth. He is a cruel tyrant and the death of his native country. The president of a country called Russia. β Oof! What a bastard he is! β Dad showed his fist at the portrait. β What will the signs say? β Dom asked and received her answer that she didnβt need to do anything. The villain had to be bitten off and Skully had to be licked. β Looks like youβre the only ones having all the fun. β Thatβs right! Now Iβm going to make fun of him. β Skully answered and grabbed the portrait with his tongue like a snake, after which he began to shake it and slobber on it. Then he let go. Putinβs portrait became crooked and his expression was as if he was surprised and didnβt understand: βWhy are you doing this to me?β β And now Iβm going to burn him to ashes and eat his ashes whole. β said the Hater, stretched out his finger, shot a green lightning bolt and burned Putin's portrait. Only ashes remained. He took this ashes in his palm, put it in his mouth and swallowed it. β Here you go!At this time on Earth
President Putin hiccups with fear, as if he senses something dangerous. β Does someone want to slobber on me, burn me and eat me? β he asks himself.***
β Well, that's it for now. Until next time. β Skully hugs his mom and dad, who wave goodbye. Suddenly, some general with an apple and awards on his green cape entered their room. β There he is! We found him! β he pointed at the Hater! The Lord swallowed with fear and ran away. General Apple, along with Lime and other sweets and fruits that were humanoids, ran after him, running past Skully and Dom. β Grab him! β said the marshmallow. β Hold him! Don't let him get away! β shouted the banana. β Catch him! β said the raspberry. When they ran past Skully and Dominator, the latter only blinked questioningly and did not know what to answer to what they saw.
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