𝚂𝚔𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙷𝚒𝚜 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜: 𝙵𝚞𝚗 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜

      A new episode started at the request of the patrols and Skully started the second episode, but this time instead of Scorchar and Zorphen, he had Abbit and Nori with him, who also wanted to take part. Abbit was a little gloomy, since his hair and bangs covered his eyes. — Hello everyone and welcome to our new show "Bite, Lick or Nothing!". Scorchar and Zorphen are unfortunately busy right now, but that's a shame. Abbit and Nori decided to take part with me instead. — Hello everyone. — Nori waved her hand cheerfully. — Hello! — Abbit just raised his hand emotionlessly. — For those who forgot the rules from the last episode, I'll remind you. We will take turns opening the trays to see what dishes are hidden there for us. Then we will look at the signs on top and check who of us will get the action either to bite, or lick, or do nothing! And if any of us refuses to do the action, then unfortunately he will have to go through a punishment. But this time, as a punishment, the one who refuses will be forced to fight Sylvia in a fight. — Skully points to his left and in the next frame they show how Sylvia smiles sarcastically and hits her right fist on her left palm. — Come in, if you're not afraid! — she said. *** — So. We're opening the first tray! And what do we have there? — Skully opens the first tray and there is a hot chili pepper. — Oh, flhit! This is the hottest pepper in the universe! It burns and makes your mouth hurt so much. — Okay. Let's see what these signs tell us. — says Abbit. Above his head was "Bite!", above Skully's head was "Lick!", and above Nori's head was "Nothing!". — HOORAY!!! — Nori raised her hands up. — I'm lucky! — But Abbit and I aren't. We'll have to lick it. — Skully says to himself and runs his tongue over the pepper. There was fire in his eyes and he stuck his tongue out, breathing and waving his hand near his tongue. — Brozhe! How hot is this! I can't imagine how Abbit will bite it? — What's so hard about it! — he answered emotionlessly, took the pepper itself and swallowed it without chewing. Then he suddenly opened his mouth and blew a long fiery breath, like a dragon. From his fiery breath, Skullm's skull and Nori's face turned black and sooty, but their lips remained the same color. — Negroes? — someone's voice was heard off-screen.

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— Opening the next tray! — Skully opens it, and there is an ordinary mushroom with a red cap with white dots. — Oops! It's a fly agaric! They say it is the most dangerous and poisonous mushroom. — A mushroom, you say? — Nori asked, stroking her belly and moaning with pleasure. — Mushrooms are delicious. — Yes, but not this one. It is very dangerous for the stomach and health. — And I heard that fly agarics can be eaten if you carry out special treatment to remove the poison beforehand. Then you can even make soup from fly agarics and no one will get poisoned. — Abbit answered without emotion. — Okay, it doesn't matter! Let's look at the signs: — Skully said, and above his head was the inscription "Lick!", above Abbit's head was "Nothing!", and above Nori's head was "Bite!". — Oh, we're out of luck, Nori! — It's a shame I got "Nothing!" — Abbit said to himself without emotion. — Otherwise, I felt like eating after that peppercorn. Skully licks the fly agaric with his tongue and suddenly his eyes bulge, clutched his throat and fell down dead. — SCULLY!!! — Nori screamed with excitement. — Skully! — Abbit said without emotion, although judging by the movement of his hands, he, too, was a little worried deep down inside. — Ha-ha! — the skeleton stood up on his feet, smiling, raising his hands. — I was joking! Something that has been dead for a long time cannot die twice. — Phew! — both sighed with relief. — Now I'm going to eat this whole beautiful mushroom. — Nori says, takes it in her hand, bites off a few times, chews a few times and swallows. — M... Delicious! — she stroked her belly and continued to smile. Abbit's jaw dropped for a couple of seconds, and then he raised it again. Skully's eyes were bulging, and his lower jaw dropped in surprise. Then the teenager lifts it and puts it back into his skull from below. — Nori!... How are you feeling? — he asked her, a little worried. She is not a living dead person like him. Almost. — Me?... Okay!... What? — Are you sure about that? You did eat the fly agaric after all. And it is poisonous. — No, it is a normal mushroom. Even my stomach is happy and does not complain. — Well, maybe you are just hallucinating? Or are you seeing something in front of your eyes? — Yes, everything is fine with me! — she says smiling. Neither Skully nor Abbit even suspected that in fact she was hallucinating from the fly agaric. It seemed to her that instead of Abbit there was the superhero Raven with a red stone on her forehead, purple hair, a purple cape with a hood and a black bodysuit. And instead of Skully there was a huge red werewolf Wander. — Let's just resume! — Raven suggested without emotion in Abbit's voice. — Yes, let's resume. — The werewolf Wander smiled, answering in Skully's voice.

***

— Next tray! — Skully opens it and there is a blaster. — Pabababababam! This is my blaster with liquid bullets. I can’t even imagine how you will eat and lick it. But we are all looking at the signs. — Above Abbit’s head was “Lick!”, above Skully’s head was “Nothing!”, and above Nori’s head was “Bite!” — Easy peasy! Just lick the blaster. — Abbit said emotionlessly and licked the weapon. — Not tasty. — Try eating this bullet, Nori! — Skully takes one of the liquid bullets and hands it to her sister. — No, no. I don’t want their acid to eat away my mouth or stomach. I’d rather do my punishment. — Nori answered and went into the next room. She went into the large gymnasium where the patrols practice fighting. Sylvia was standing right in front of her. - Aunt Sylvia, just hit me lightly. Mom and Dad will kill you if they find out you hurt us. Sylvia runs around Nori from behind, grabs her by the waist with both hands, jumps and tackles the girl to the floor. She falls, punching a hole in the floor with her body and falls into the dining room.

***

— Next tray! — Skully opens it and there is a grenade. — Oh! Looks like someone is trying to shut down our show by blowing it up. Let's see what the signs tell us to do about this. — Above Skully's head was "Nothing!", above Abbit's head was "Bite!", and above Nori's head was "Lick!". —I'm saved, but Nori will have to lick the grenade! — Easy! — she replies and licks the grenade. However, she accidentally touches the chick with her tongue and removes it from the grenade. — Ouch! — WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??? — Skully screamed, clutching his skull in fear. — Calm down! — Abbit answers emotionlessly, takes the grenade, and swallows it whole. Suddenly, the grenade explodes inside. Abbit only expanded for a second and returned to its previous size. He himself remained safe and calm. Also emotionlessly says: — I still want to eat!

***

— Next tray! — Skully opens it, and inside was a large pill. — This is a baldness pill! Whoever tries it will go bald. And he will literally lose his hair and become bald, since all his hair will immediately fall out. But not forever! After all, sooner or later, new ones will grow back anyway. And so! Let's look at the signs! — Above Abbit's head was "Bite!", above Skully's head was "Lick!", and above Nori's head was "Nothing!" — Okay. Now I'll try to lick it. I don't have any hair anyway, so it's not scary for me. Skully licked the pill and didn't feel anything at first. Suddenly, he felt something prickly between his legs in his pants. He gently lifts his pants and sees a bunch of fallen hair. Skully's cheeks turned pink with embarrassment. — Ouch! I didn't know I had hair there. — All boys and men have hair there. My mother told me about it. — Nori answered. — Okay, Abbit! Try the pill! — Skully suggested. — Wait! So this is a pill for baldness? "So if I eat it, I'll go bald?" Abbit asks emotionlessly. — Yeah. — Skully answered honestly. — So I'll lose my beautiful hair? — he asked emotionlessly. Skully and Nori nodded. Then Abbit decided to leave. — You know, I'd rather take Sylvia's punishment. Skully and Nori laughed at him. — You coward! — his sister waved her hand at him. Abbit came to the boxing gym. — Sylvia! Where are you? — he asked emotionlessly and suddenly she attacked him from behind, threw him over herself and pinned him to the floor with her body.. — One! Two! Three! Knockout!

***

— Open the next one! — Skully answers and opens the tray. There were eight rings of order and harmony underneath. — Wow! — Abbit said emotionlessly. — These are the rings of order and harmony themselves. Only the chosen and pure of soul can control their power if they are all collected together. — Let's see what the signs tell us. — Nori says. Above her head was "Lick!", above Skully's head was "Bite!", and above Abbit's head was "Nothing!". — I'll try to lick the red ring. — She said and licked the red stone on one of the rings. Her eyes both glowed red and she shot red lasers at the gym. The lasers hit Sylvia in the tail and burned it. Sylvia was having lunch at the time and jumped from the burn. — This is for you almost killing me on the floor! — And I'll bite a stone from this ring. — Skully answers, takes a green stone, removes it from the ring and swallows it. — By the way, it was a time ring. With its help, I can now travel in time and turn back time. It glows with a bright green flash and disappears.

Fifteen years ago: Alternative event

      Lord Wander has just arrived in the galaxy on his flagship and laughs evilly. — Finally, I have found a new galaxy and very soon I will also destroy it, as well as my native universe, from where I came here. — he only said and did not notice how Skully appeared behind his back and kicked him in the butt. The villain fell and Skully quickly teleported back to the future. Lord Wander bulged his red eyes and looked around. — What was that?

***

— Let's open the next one and what do we have there? — Skully asks, lifting the tray and finding a crystal ball inside. — Wow! I think I know what this ball is. Inside it is a very small planet where little people of two different colors live. By the way, Borodasha himself personally allowed us to use this ball. But what are we going to do with it, we will find out from the signs. — Above Abbit's head was "Lick!", above Skully's head was "Bite!", and above Nori's head was "Nothing!". — Should I lick this ball?... As if I have nothing better to do? — Abbit asks emotionlessly, but still licks it. The ball fell apart in the places where Abbit licked it and those who were inside saw three teenagers in the sky. — Oh! Cuties! — Nori was touched. — I definitely won't bite them! — Skully said seriously and went to Sylvia. As soon as he came to the gym, Sylvia pounced on him, twirled around with him and started hitting him, and Skully defended himself by blocking with his hands.

***

— What's in the next tray? — Skully asks and opens it. Inside was a small round aquarium with a piranha. — What a fish! — It's not just a fish. It's a piranha. The most dangerous and predatory fish. — Abbit says emotionlessly. — Let's look at the scoreboard! — Above Abbit's head was "Nothing!", above Skully's head was "Bite !", and above Nori's head was "Lick!". — I was lucky! Otherwise, if I had to bite or lick, then even if I tried to do it unnoticed and from behind, she would have simply bitten me on the tongue or lips herself. — And why lick her herself? In principle, if it is in an aquarium, I can just lick the aquarium itself. Will that count? - Nori asked and did so. She licked the glass of the aquarium. The piranha turned around and tried to bite her, but she could not break through the glass with her jaws. Nori licked the aquarium and began to tease the fish. - What? What's wrong with you? You can't bite me? The aquarium won't let you? - He laughs and moves away. - I'm afraid to imagine, Skully, how you will bite her? Maybe you still won't take the risk and go through the punishment again? — No, sis. I have a better idea. — He said and gently lowered his finger over the aquarium. Skully shot several green lightning bolts into the water. The piranha began to twitch in convulsions, and the water in the aquarium slowly boiled and became hot boiling water. Now there was real fish soup in the aquarium with a dead piranha inside. Only the aquarium burst and the water spilled. But the boiled piranha remained. Skully takes it in his hands and starts eating.

***

— Another tray! What awaits us there? — Skully asks and opens it. There were ordinary pies. — Pies with rastyaim, rice, cabbage and potatoes, cooked by Grandma Mirra. How she loves us! The trio silently raised their heads and waited for the results. Abbit got “Bite!”, Skully “Nothing!”, and Nori “Lick!”. Nori took one pie and decided to lick it, licking the dough with rice inside. Abbit ate the rest of the pies. Skully was a little upset that nothing was left for him. But Abbit was not greedy and left one pie with potatoes for his brother.

***

— Well, the last tray for today! — Skully opens it, and inside was a virus. — Grob, you're mine! This is the most terrible virus in the universe, for which they haven't even invented a vaccine. — Skully worried, clutching his skull. The signs showed that Skully should lick, and Abbit should bite. Nori was happy that she got "Nothing!" After all, she won't get sick. — Should we act, Abbit? — Skully asks, to which her brother answers without emotion: — No. Better go get punishment! The virus is terrible! Being sick is not cool at all. Skully and Abbit go to the gym. There, Sylvia pretended to shoot them with her fingers, and they in turn pretended to die from the shot and fell to the floor, playing the roles of corpses.

***

— That's what we had for today! — says Skully, hugging Abbit and Nori. — If you liked this episode. — Abbit began emotionlessly, and then cheerful Nori finished for him: — Wait for the next episodes of our new show in the future!