𝚂𝚔𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙷𝚒𝚜 𝙱𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜: 𝙵𝚞𝚗 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜

      One day on the skullship, Skully was sitting on his bed in his bedroom, watching a funny video on the Internet on his phone, where some guy with white hair was doing a "Bite, Lick, or Nothing" challenge. He was really interested. Scorchar and Zorphen came into the bedroom. They were in a bad mood. — What's wrong? — Skully asked them. — Bored, Skully. Mom and Dad went on another date as usual and are celebrating their wedding anniversary. — Zorphen answered. — Zorphen and I can't decide what to do. All the planets we need have been captured a long time ago. There's nothing left to capture, really, until a competitor shows up. So we're wondering what we could do? Skully scratched his head and also thought about what he could do. Then he turned his attention back to the video he was watching and a brilliant idea came to him. — Zorphen, Scorchar, what if we have some fun? I suggest making a parody of this man's video. The brothers' eyes widened and after seeing the video that Skully showed them, they decided — Let's do it! This weirdo steals ideas from many people anyway, stranger? Since he acts like a plagiarist, then we can too. — Scorchar said. — He stole ideas from other people, and we'll steal his challenges. At the same time, it will be a lesson to him and he will look at himself using our example. — But we don't have an Internet channel. Who will watch our challenge? — Zorphen asked. — The patrols can see our challenge. They also have nothing to do now, and we will entertain them, so to speak. — Scorchar suggested. — Exactly! And so that they can see it all over the ship, without getting out of their beds, we'll ask Andy to broadcast our episodes periodically between his shows. — Skully said. And they all ran together to Andy's watch to tell him about the idea of ​​their own show. — What? I don't mind? The more new shows there are on the skull ship, the more interesting it will be for all the watches. — He said and took out a video camera. — Okay. Let's start right now!

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      And so began the first pilot episode of the new show from Skully, Scorchar and Zorphen. — Hello everyone, with you Skully and his brothers Scorchar and Zorphen. Welcome to our pilot episode of our new show "Bite, Lick or Nothing". The rules of this show are like a game. We will open trays and find out what's inside. Then we'll look at the signs above and they'll tell each of us what to do. Either bite, lick, or do nothing. And if one of us refuses to do the action, then he'll have to go through a punishment. The punishments will be different, but today's punishment will be that whoever refuses to lick or bite will have to dance in a woman's dress right in front of everyone on one of the planets. — I like this idea with a punishment. — says Scorchar. — But I don't want to embarrass myself. So I'll try to do all the actions. — answers Zorphen. — Okay then. Let's open the first tray and see what's in there! — Skully opens the first tray and there were eggs and ham. However, they weren't ordinary. The eggs and ham were green. — Holy flhit! These are the same green eggs and ham from Sam-I-AM. I've always wanted to taste moss. Look closely at the signs! — They all raised their heads up and looked at the electronic screens. Above Scorchar's head was the inscription "Lick!", above Skully's head "Nothing!", and above Zorphen's head "Bite!" - Damn me! And I so wanted to try them myself. — So I have to lick this poison? — asks Scorchar, looking suspiciously at the dish. — And I have to eat it? — asks Zorphen, also suspiciously looking at the green eggs and ham. — What if they are poisonous? There is a reason they are green! — What are you saying? This is the most delicious dish that Whos like. Just try it. — assured Skully. Scorchar and Zorphen thought about it, looking at the green eggs and ham. They were very suspicious of this dish. — Okay, brother. I'll help you out. If anything happens, you can just refuse and take the punishment. — Zorphen said, took a fork, stuck its sharp edges into a green yolk. Not of his own free will and fearfully, he puts the fried egg with a green yolk into his mouth and starts eating. At first he was scared and he closed his eyes and chewed. Suddenly a smile formed on his skull. The green egg turned out to be tastier than a regular egg and he liked it. Then he stuck his fork into a piece of green ham and tried it. He also liked it and it was very tasty. — Hey! It's not poison! Green eggs and ham are really very tasty. — I told you so! — Skully was proud of his rightness. Scorchar was curious and decided to lick the green yolk from the second fried egg. He liked it too. — It's really delicious. — he said and finished the yolk. — Skully, why aren't you eating it? You should try it too. — But I rolled "Nothing." I can't eat or lick it. — But since Scorchar and I have already completed our actions, doesn't that count as a completed stage with this dish? Logically, you can also eat outside the game. Skully thought about it and decided that Zorphen was right. He takes all the green ham with his hands and eats it all.

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— Open the next tray! What do we have there? — Skully opens the tray and there was a black box hidden there. — Aha! It's a mystery dish. You have to taste and lick what's inside without looking and only then open it and see what's so delicious? — Okay, let's look at the scoreboard! — says Zorphen and his brothers raise their heads. This time, "Nothing!" was above Zorphen's head, "Lick!" was above Skully's head, and "Bite!" was above Scorchar's head. Zorphen raised both hands. — Hooray! I'm lucky! — Okay! I'll go first! — Skully leans down and runs his tongue inside the box without looking. — Hmm. Something soft and... Hairy! Scorchar stuck his skull into the box, took a bite and, feeling the hair, spat it out. — Ugh! Some kind of hair! What kind of nasty stuff is there? — he asks and removes the black box. It turns out that Wander's a head hiding there. He smiled stupidly and all he could say was: — Hello.

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— Let's open the next tray and what do we have there? — Skully takes the tray, lifts it up and there was a white belt. In the center was a purple smiley face, on the sides were some sticks, and behind them on the left side was a blue ball, and on the right side a yellow ball. — Do you know what this is? — No. — both brothers answered at the same time. — This is the alien belt itself, which was worn by the superheroine herself, nicknamed Starbounce, also known as Gigi. — Ah! So it was thanks to him that she had that very pink suit and elastic strength. — Scorchar admired. — She herself is here. — No, unfortunately she herself could not come, since she now has a day off from the hospital. As an apology, she mailed me her belt and asked me to mail it back to her when we were done using it. — Okay. Let's see what the signs say! — said Zorphen. Above his head was "Nothing!", above Skully's was "Lick!", and above Scorchar's was "Bite!". — Wow! I'm starting to feel like doing nothing." — Anyway, I'll lick this purple face. — Skully runs his tongue over the smiley face on his belt. — Glass! — And I'll bite this pink circle, too. — said Scorchar, and bit off one of the pink balls from his belt. Another ball appeared in its place. Scorchar chewed the ball. — M-m-m... It's gum! — He inflates it, pops it, and chews it again.

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— Next tray! — Skully opens the tray and under it was a photo of Lady Lilith. — What is this? — This is a photo of the whore Lilith herself. — answers Scorchar. — Lilith?... My ex-girlfriend and now sworn enemy? — Skully gets angry. - I think I know what I need to choose! Without thinking twice, Skully, without waiting for the action to begin, immediately decided to go through the punishment for everyone himself, put on a dress and began to dance in it on one planet to everyone's disgrace.

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— Next tray! — He opens it and there was an iron can of lava. — This is real lava. Plus three hundred degrees. Let's look at the signs. This time above Zorphen's head was "Bite!", above his head "Lick!", and above Scorchar's head "Nothing!". — Eh! I'll have to lick this hellish boiling water. — He had just touched it with his tongue and suddenly his skull turned red. He screamed hysterically, starting to run around. — FIRE!!! PUT IT OUT!!! — Well, screw it! I'm not going to bite and burn my mouth. I'd rather go through with the punishment! — Zorphen got scared, put on a dress and started doing the same to all the inhabitants of the nearest planet for the amusement and humiliation.

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— Everything seems to be fine with me and my tongue. Let's open the next tray! — Skully wiped his tongue with ice and cotton wool and opened the next tray. There was an arachnomorph on it. — Captain Tim! We didn't expect you to be here too. Let's look at the scoreboard! — "Bite!" was above Scorchar's head, "Nothing!" was above Skully's head, and "Lick!" was above Zorphen's head. — Ouch! I'm afraid you'll have to bite and lick it! Those are the rules. — Well, I'll try. Tim, just don't get mad! I'll just lick you once and that's it. — Zorphen said respectfully and just stuck out his tongue, when suddenly the spider's huge lips grabbed the skeleton by his tongue with their sharp teeth. Zorphen's eyes bulged and he screamed in pain, without bending his arms or legs. — O-o-oh! That must have hurt! — said Skully, covering his mouth. — You know what! I won't bite that monster! Let me disgrace myself in a dress! — Scorchar just thought about it and also went to carry out his punishment. He began to dance in a dress and shake rattles in his hands.

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— The next tray! — Skully picked up the tray, and there was a log. And not just a log, but a stump. — Wow! This is the stump of the Dangerous Potsyk himself! Let's see what the signs tell us. — Above Scorchar's head was "Nothing!", above Skully's head was "Bite!", and above Zorphen's head was "Lick!" — Well then. I don't know how I'm going to bite this piece of wood, but I'll try. He just leaned over and opened his mouth, when suddenly all three of them heard someone's voice: — What are you crazy about! You decided to bite my stump! — Huh? — Skully looked around. — What was that? — I heard it too, — Zorphen answered. — So did I. It couldn't have been all three of us misheard. — Scorchar answered. — Maybe we misheard it? I'll try again. Scorchar leaned over again and wanted to bite, but he heard that voice again: — You didn't get it the first time? Do you want to get a second scar under the other eye? — Skully was scared by what he heard and covered his whole eye. — We must be going crazy! — Skully suggested. — Let me try? - asked Zorphen and wanted to stick out his tongue, when he also heard someone's voice: — I'll try you now, skeleton! Just dare to lick and I'll give you (Censored)! The three brothers were scared and most importantly they didn't know where someone's voice was coming from. They couldn't think of anything except for all three of them to go through punishment.

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— Next tray! — Skully opens the tray and there was an egg inside that stank. — Ugh! This is a rotten egg. Look at the signs above! — Above Zorphen's head was "Nothing!", above Skully's head was "Lick!", and above Scorchar's head was "Bite!". — Flirt! I'm unlucky and I'll have to lick this burp. — He just touches the egg with his tongue and immediately feels like he's going to puke. He takes out a paper bag and dumps his entire breakfast in it. — Phew! The entire moff breakfast came out because of this egg. — And I'm lucky. — Zorphen boasts. — I wonder, Scorchar, how you're going to bite this nasty thing? — What? — Scorchar asks smiling, takes the rotten egg and swallows it without chewing. He feels calm at the same time. From what he saw, Zorphen and Skully's eyes widened, and their lower jaws dropped to the floor. — I have a whole refrigerator of these!

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— What do we have under that other tray? — Skully lifts the tray and there is a golden circle with five multi-colored crystals. — Wow! These are the very same Elements of Harmony! From Equestria itself! Let's see what the signs tell us! - Above Zorphen's head was "Lick!", above Skully's head was "Bite!", and above Scorchar's head was "Nothing!". — I'll go first. I'll lick the center of this golden thing on the side. — Zorphen says and licks the side with his tongue. — Ugh! This is real metal, not gold. — And I think I'll bite this pink crystal in the center. — Skully replies, takes off the center crystal and swallows it without chewing. — Skully, do you know what kind of crystal you just swallowed? — Scorchar marveled. — It's not just a crystal, but the most important element of all the elements of Harmony. It's called the element of magic. — Zorphen added. — Exactly! With its powers, I can cast spells myself and even teleport. And I think I know what I'm going to do now. I'll be right back. — Skully replied and disappeared from sight with a plowing of pink magic.

Meanwhile

Somewhere in a distant galaxy, a green-skinned girl named Starfall with big white hair in ponytails bought herself a new computer and installed it. — Finally, I bought myself a new computer. Now I can go back to my favorite site and continue writing new fan fiction about me. — She had just said this and suddenly Skully appeared behind her, as if he had teleported. He hit her with his fist and kicked her in the ass, causing her to fall. — This is for Karl, you nasty girl! — He said, raised his hand, conjured a huge hammer like Amy Rose's into his hands with pink magic and smashed Starfall's new computer, after which he teleported away. Starfall saw all this and began to cry, hitting the floor with her fists. — WHAT FOR??? Meanwhile: Again! Lady Lilith got off her motorcycle and went shopping. At that moment, Skully teleported here with pink magic. He took out his blaster, shot the motorcycle's radiator, leaving holes through which oil and gasoline flowed. Then he took out a knife and poked two wheels. After that, he grinned evilly and disappeared from here in a pink flash of light. Lily returned with bags and saw her motorcycle in this state. She also saw an attached note "Kiss my ass!" and next to it was a picture of Skully with the inscription "I did this." — FLURTS DAMN YOU, SCULLY!!! — she screamed and hit her motorcycle in anger, which fell apart into pieces.

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— Well, the last tray for today! Let's see what's hidden there? — Skully asks and opens it, and there as the last dish was a dry bush from "MineCraft". — Wow! This is the same dry bush from Minecraft. They are certainly useless, but maybe they taste okay? Let's see what the signs tell us! — above Zorphen's head was "Nothing!", above Skully's head was "Bite!", and above Scorchar's head was "Lick!". — Excellent! Now I'll try it. — He takes the dry bush and bites off one branch from the side. Feeling that it was not tasty, he spat out a piece of the branch from the bush to the side. — How disgusting! It's really useless. You can't even eat it. Why hasn't it been removed in the new game updates a long time ago? Scorchar took the bush from Skully and licked another branch from the bush. E u was disgusted too. — Ugh! This bush tastes like Steve and Alex stuck it in their same place where it stinks. — Good thing I won't lick it and eat it. — Zorphen grinned. — No one will eat it from now on. I'll destroy it. — Skully took a dry bush and shot a green lightning bolt at it from his finger. The bush burned from the lightning and turned into a pile of ash and dust. — That's it.

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— Well, with this, my brothers and I conclude our first pilot episode of our separate show. — Skully says, hugging Scorchar and Zorphen. — And if you liked how we suffered or enjoyed what we tried, then we will continue to release new episodes of our show. — added Scorchar. — Or we can invite new guests to our show, so that they can also take part in one of us. — says Zorphen. — Bye everyone. See you in the next episode. — they said at the same time.

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      The next day, Andy, as he promised, turned on a separate episode of his own show, which was filmed by Skully, Scorchar and Zorphen. All the patrols, of course, also saw this show and, oddly enough, they liked this pilot episode. They even laughed at some points. Afterwards, they bombarded Andy with reviews so that he would also allow periodically between episodes of the show "Skullship Inside View" to also play episodes of the new show from Skully, Scorchar and Zorphen. Andy was pleased with these reviews and showed them to the teenagers themselves. Then Skully and his brothers started thinking about what new things they could come up with for the new issues?