The secret of Kaito's frying pan

*Insert epic music here* THE SECRET OF KAITO'S FRYING PAN. PART TWO. INTERROGATION OF FUKASE And so three Vocaloids and one bird headed towards Fukasa, who was sitting on a bench and looking at the sky. Gumi, Flower and Oliver hid behind a tree with ropes in their hands, and the latter let James go to Fukase in order to divert his attention. The unsuspecting red-haired one seeing James in front of him, said: - Hi little bird!! Oliver isn't following you, is he? Why are you flying here alone? Oliver facepalmed and said: - What an idiot... - And what is wrong? - Well, he’s talking to James, it looks strange! - But you talk to him too. - I see him every day, of course I’m used to talking to him. - Gumi, Oliver.. I think he’s already distracted enough. Look how animatedly he is having a conversation. And James didn’t miss, didn’t even squeak) - Great, we can attack. All three jumped out from behind the tree and threw themselves at Fukase, knocking him to the ground. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! - He asked, trying to understand what was happening. - Guys, tie him up. I'll free up some space in the basement for now. Let’s go, James!” Oliver said, after which James sat on his shoulder and they disappeared somewhere. - What basement?? Which one are you knitting?? What's happening?? Flower and Gumi did not answer anything and tied Fukase and dragged him to Oliver. And so, the red-haired idiot sat tied up in a dark basement, where it was so dark that even Oliver's songs were not as dark as this basement. Suddenly the light of a lamp was directed at him, causing him to instantly close his eyes. - Fukase...tell us the truth...why are you afraid of Kaito's f- - What are you doing, why did you tie me up?! - Idk, just for fun. So, why are you afraid of Kaito's frying pan?.. - W-what?...Why do you need to know this?... - Clearly, he doesn’t want to tell the truth. Gumi, take Oliver. Gumi went somewhere and returned with Oliver. He stared at Fukase and looked at him as if he was going to eat him. - What do you want from me?.. Flower repeated the question: - Why are you afraid of Kaito's frying pan?.. Fukase looked around, noticed a saucepan and a ladle in Oliver’s hand, got scared and said: - It... It hits hard! Oliver looked at his accomplices, turned his gaze to Fukase, and asked: - How do you know that Kaito’s frying pan hits hard?.. - He... he hit me with that frying pan once! - Why did he hit you? - I was quarreling... -Who were you quarreling with before you were hit?... - With...with Len! - Could you specify? - With Kagamine Len... - Why did you quarrel with Kagamine Len? - We didn’t share the dumpling... - Was the dumpling fried or boiled? - Boiled... - Who cooked this dumpling? - Luka... - Could you specify?.. - Megurine Luka... -Where does Megurine Luka work?.. - At Burger King... - And what's that? - Shit... - So you had a fight with Kagamine Len because you couldn’t share the dumpling that Megurine Luka, who works in a bad restaurant, cooked for you? - Y-yes.... - And after that Kaito hit you? - Yes.. - But why you, and not Kagamine Len? - I started the fight first... - But how did Kaito appear next to you? - He was next to Megurine Luka at that moment... -What was he doing next to Megurine Luka? - He talked to her... -What was he talking to her about? - About the fact that it’s time for her to get another job... - Yeah... So you had a fight with Kagamine Len because you couldn’t share the dumpling that Megurine Luka, who works in a bad restaurant, cooked for you, after which Kaito, talking to her about how she should get another job, hit you frying pan? - Yes... - But why did Kaito offer Megurine Luka to get another job? - I don't know... - WHY DONT YOU KNOW?! - ... - Okay it does not matter. We have learned enough information. Gumi, untie him,” Oliver said. Gumi did just that, after which Flower kicked Fukase out of the basement with a kick in the ass. - So. What will we do with this information? - Shall we ask those whom Fukase spoke about? - Right! Let’s go, ladies!” Oliver said seriously, stroking James sitting on his arm. All three left the basement and headed towards Luka.