The secret of Kaito's frying pan

*Insert epic music here* THE SECRET OF KAITO’S FRYING PAN. PART ONE. NIGHT MEETING. “Sooo, Oliver, let me guess, you invited us here to tell another story about how Rin and Len almost married you and Fukase?” Gumi asked, looking around, not understanding why Oliver woke her and Flower up. - No. “Worse,” Oliver said. “About how Rin almost married you and Len?” Flower asked. - No! I gathered you to find out why everyone is afraid of Kaito’s frying pan… — Oliver said. -…Seriously? Kaito’s frying pan? - Yes, Vocatone it! We must find out this, because… Judge for yourself, this is absurd! As soon as someone starts to quarrel, Kaito immediately threatens them with his frying pan, and everyone falls silent! Absurd, right? - Well, here you are right, of course. But what should we do to find out the truth? - Let’s start with something simple: let’s interrogate the one who is most afraid of Kaito’s frying pan. - Which of us is most afraid of it? - Fukase, of course. We were talking about our fears. And guess what he mentioned but refused to comment? Kaito’s frying pan! “What if he refuses to tell?” Flower asked. - There is always a Gumi’s ladle for this case! - And Oliver’s saucepan? - Necessarily. - What?! - If Fukase refuses, we will put a saucepan on him and knock him with a ladle))) - Oh, I understand. And even if in this case he refuses to speak? - Then I don’t even know. We’ll figure it out as we go. - Shall we go to bed now? - Of course not, we must decide what we will do after interrogating Fukase. - Maybe we should just ask Kaito himself? - Yeah, of course, that’s what he’ll tell us! For him, telling the secret of his frying pan is worse than receiving Luka’s head as a gift! - Well, that’s for sure… Or maybe we’ll send Rin and Len to him for reconnaissance? -Great idea! The main thing is that Rin doesn’t tear his hands out and plant them in the garden. “Rin definitely won’t engage in such nonsense.” But Len… it’s better not to know what Len can do… - If we do get to Kaito, then I’ll saw off his jaw) - Flower, come on without these jokes from your old job please… - I was joking, I forgot how to do it a long time ago anyway. - Okay, let’s say. You won’t have to ask the Kagamins for long, they’ll fall for any crap, so it’ll be pretty easy. They’ll investigate everything, tell us, and we’ll come up with something. - Great. Now maybe we can go to bed?!” asked Flower. - Of course not! Now is the time for the story about how Rin and Len tried to marry Fukase and me! - NOOOOOOOOO ((((( - If you resist, I will call the trypo-puppeteer)) - Okay, okay, tell us ((( Oliver told his stories until eight in the morning, and in the end all three passed out and fell asleep. They woke up at twelve o’clock in the afternoon (yes, they didn’t sleep enough). Oliver woke up first and woke up Goomy with his attempts to feed James (and believe me, any sound that can wake you up is better than Oliver trying to feed his bird). “Oliver, what are you doing…” Gumi asked, rubbing her eyes. - I feed James, or rather, I try… - Ah, then nothing surprising! Flower, get up! Flower reluctantly stood up, and in the meantime Oliver was still able to feed James. Seeing that she stood up, he immediately became happy and said: - Well, girls, today we have to find out the secret of Kaito’s frying pan! You are ready? - Yes! - Great, now for the motivational speech. Who are we? - Vocaloids who speak English well! - What do we want? - Find out why everyone is afraid of Kaito’s frying pan! - When do we want it? - Right now! - Well done! We will definitely succeed! After that, Gumi prepared food for them, and after eating they went to find out the great secret that Kaito’s frying pan hid…