𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆

      Once at the supermarket, we split up and each went to look for his own. For example, I went to look for meat and bread to make sandwiches. On the way I met him. The evil double of Wander from a parallel universe in Dominator armor. How I can’t stand this imagining the under-lord. What especially infuriates me are his red eyes with which he looks at me. But what irritated me most was that he also loved the Dominator just like me. But I will never give it to him. She is mine and he will not dare take her away from me. — Long time no see, Hater? — Wander Faker...? And indeed for a long time no see. — What can you hear in your area? — he asked mockingly, to joke about the fact that I burned down my house yesterday. Well, I decided to mockingly answer him: — Wander is dead, Sylvia is dead, Peepers is dead, Awesome is dead, Jones is dead, Jeff is dead, Captain is dead, Kel-Thuzad is dead, Bonecrusher is dead, MalGanis is dead, my father is dead, Eggman is dead, Stalin is dead, you are dead, and I am more alive than all the living. From now on, please address me as the emperor. Uraror. — What an idiot he is! — he whispered to himself about me, but I heard him well. If it were up to me, I would have hit him for this, but since I am in a supermarket, I decided not to make a fuss. — Still can’t forgive me for taking the Dominator away from you? — You took from me everything that was dear to me. I have nothing left but a thirst for revenge. — he said, but I didn’t care. — Get out of my way! — I answered him and pushed him aside, moving on, leaving him behind. Having finished shopping, I went to the checkout and met the Dominator herself there, who bought more buckwheat. I don’t even understand why she needs more? She knows that I hate her. I'm talking about buckwheat! Let her choke on her own buckwheat, but I’ll let her eat her normal food. Plus I bought more cans of monkey food. Oooh. And this is how I like it. :-) And what? I'm not Ukrainian at all, if anything. Leaving the store, I, of course, also saw this fake Here-I-Tama from another universe, who plagiarizes the image of the one I love. He looked at me menacingly, hiding behind a pillar, and I just stuck my tongue out at him with my middle finger and turned my gaze away from him so as not to watch him suddenly show me his tongue in response. — Who did you stick your tongue out to there? — my beloved suddenly asked me. Of course, I didn’t want to tell her about this faker and lied to her. — Nonsense! One of my haters just annoyed me, and I sent him, so to speak. Of course, I could attack him and beat him, but... — And I had a feeling that you again met my second boyfriend from another dimension and again quarreled with him over me. — she suspected, but I lie: — Listen, maybe you’ll forget about this already? I haven’t met him for a long time, so there’s no point in suspecting me! I already endured and held on when you and Sylvia kissed in the bed... — I didn’t have time to finish, as she immediately covered my mouth from excitement. — Quiet! Quiet! You promised that this would remain only between us! — Well, what do you think I did? I kept my promise and didn’t tell anyone about it, so now you too stop suspecting me of having a conflict with this red-haired freak! — Fine, fine. Returning home, I made sandwiches from my purchases for myself, of course. And the Dominator sat on the opposite side of the table and could not eat buckwheat. All she did was move the boat around the bowl like a little girl and play a little, thinking about something. Apparently she, too, as I later realized, did not like to eat buckwheat alone. I felt sorry for her and I rolled one of my extra sandwiches across the table to her so that she wouldn’t suffer like that anymore. I turned away and pretended like I didn’t know anything, but I ate. But somehow she found out that I had given it to her. Nevertheless, she also ate with pleasure, and the meat and bread only added a little taste to her tasteless buckwheat, after which she calmly devoured the entire bowl. She even admitted that she deliberately threw out all the extra food, except for buckwheat, because she knew that I didn’t love her and so that I would then leave her house. But no. It turned out that it was not so easy to deceive me, and not only did I quickly go to the store for normal food and return back to her, but I even lured her there myself. Well, I won't lie. At first, the first night we slept in the same bed, but separately from each other, since she put a wall of pillows between us on the bed. But tonight she put it away and let me sleep with her in my arms. Even she hugged me in my sleep, and I didn’t notice it. The only thing I didn’t suspect was that this red-haired idiot Sub-Lord was watching us through the window and staring at us through our dreams. Lord Wander ran away from Dom's house, found a telephone booth and began dialing the operator's number. — Operator on call. — Connect me to the G.A.N organization!

The next day

      All the villains began a Devonian meeting around a fire in the middle of the forest. One of them, the shark-shaped emperor, comes up to me and asks: — Lord Hater, we have been waiting for years hours now. Are you sure your friend will show up? — Sure. — I answered him. — Well, you understand, Awesome. Lord Dominator is a woman. And decent women should always be a little late! Suddenly, we all saw together how that old woman with green skin and white hair was walking towards us. — Who else is this? — Awesome asked, pointing his finger at her. — Dominator? Isn't that you? — I turned to that old woman and in vain. After all, it wasn’t her at all, but just a grandmother who looked like her, who decided that I was crazy, twirled her index finger at her head and walked past us. Then suddenly we all heard police sirens. A car with the sign G.U.N. was approaching us. on the sides of the car. — What the... Who is this? — I asked, pointing my finger at this very car. The car stopped next to us and two human soldiers, led by some small anthropomorphic bat named Rouge, got out of it. She came up to me and began to read to me all the recorded complaints about me. I immediately realized that it was that ugly faker who sent them and wrote them all the complaints about me. — Illegal walking around the city without a mask, lack of a mask, as well as violation of quarantine rules in a supermarket and failure to consult doctors in case of infection, is punishable by a prison term of fifteen to sixty days. — she expressed all this in my direction, and I even thought about her out loud: — This woman is starting to get on my nerves. — If you want to save your people. — whispered in my ear the usual Wander, who suddenly appeared at that moment. — Take him along space to the west! — To flelt with people! Bye bye. — I said in response and wanted to run away, but the G.U.N,s soldiers stood in my way and I had nowhere to run. This mouse creature Rouge even came up to me and said sternly: — Honest humanoids are not afraid of me. A clear conscience is the best lawyer. She searched me, feeling my entire robe, and they found a whole bunch of gauze bandages on me, which I never wore during quarantine, because I didn’t care about quarantine and I hated it. But in the end, due to numerous quarantine violations, I was given a sixty-day sentence and I was immediately sent to court, where I was convicted of all these violations with deadlines. Now I was slowly led away to the police car. But before that I managed to go up to Peepers and tell him: — Peepers, you were a faithful commander to me. I want to trust all our captured planets to you. You must take care of them until I return! — Okay. I will be waiting for you, my lord. — he saluted me in response, and at that time I managed to walk past this freak and hiss at him, passing him: — I know it's all you. — Don't underestimate me! — he mocked me. — Consider this payback! — We must help him! — the usual Wander whispered into the ears of Sylvia and the Dominator. They nod at him in response and quietly leave the crowd of passers-by. They put me in a car and drove me to a prison colony.

To be continued