𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆

Greetings. My name is Lord Hater. Yesterday morning I burned down my house. All because I wanted to make a three-layer, five-layer, chocolate, white cream and strawberry-on-top cake for Wander's birthday. Hah! :-) Now I have nowhere to live! :-( Although... Maybe the Dominator will let me spend the night with her? When I thought about it, I immediately went to her house. Fortunately, her house was not far from here. On the way, oddly enough, I met him... Wander. — Hello, why are you so sad? — I just burned down my house today. — What? — All because I wanted to make you a cake for your birthday tomorrow. — Ay-yay-yay-yay-yay. This is not good. — he thought out loud. — Sorry, but I don’t have time to talk to you. — Don't waste your time. If you want, you can stay with me for now, and your house will be repaired during this time. But then we’ll get along well and become... — he didn’t have time to finish, as I immediately walked past him and moved on. — Hey! Hey! Hater. Where are you going? But I tried to ignore him, as if I hadn’t heard him, and moved on. I still got to her house and, like a diligent gentleman, knocked on the door. Of course, I would never behave like that, because I am the number one villain after all. But the Dominator was like that... In short, I loved her and did everything for her sake so that she would recognize my love for herself and at least somehow respond to it. I'm babbling for some reason. In general, she opened the door and met me at the porch. — Hello, Dominator, I'm glad to see you. — I'm glad too. Well, why did you come? — You won't believe it! I just burned down my house. — she laughed loudly at what she heard, as if I was playing a prank on her. Although maybe she just didn’t understand my tragedy and I didn’t blame her for that. — Now I will live with you. When she heard these words, she almost choked with laughter and cleared her throat. — WHAT??? How could you even think about it? — she was indignant and slammed the door, not letting me in. At the same time, I stayed outside and was surprised. — There must be some other way out! — DAMN IT, DOMINATOR!!! AS THE FUTURE EMPEROR AND DICTATOR OF THE WHOLE GALAXY, I ORDER YOU TO OPEN THE DOOR!!! — I shouted and started hitting the door with my bare hands and kicking it with my feet. But she didn't open it. I was so stubborn. Well, although she is still a villain, like me. So I can forgive her for that. — HATER!!! — she shouted outside the door and then I stopped knocking on her door. — STOP THIS MADNESS BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!! Hm-m-m. It’s so easy for her to let me into her home. I understood this perfectly well, but fortunately I was more cunning. I knew how to lure her out of the house so that I could then break in. I really didn't know if it would work or not. But was it still worth a try? If you don't try, you won't know! I hid in the bushes and started shouting: — DAMN IT, THE EMPEROR AWESOME IS COMING!!! TO ARMS, WATCHDOGS!!! It worked! She immediately left her house and ran out, even forgetting to close the door behind her. She ran past me, huddled in the bushes, ran out of the area of her house and began to look around. And I immediately burst into her house laughing and slammed the door myself. No, I didn't lock it. This is her home after all, which means she will have to return. — WHAT??? — judging by her scream, I realized that she realized that I had deceived her and burst into her house. I was even afraid that suddenly she would throw me out of the house with a kick in the ass when she entered. Thank Brog I was wrong. Entering the house, she walked past me into the kitchen and all she answered was: — Your decision is wise, Hater.

The next day

      The next morning I was terribly hungry and so hungry that I went to the kitchen. — What do we have for breakfast? — I asked her. — Buckwheat. — Damn it! — I said in response. Well, it’s not my fault that I hate buckwheat. After thinking for a while, I declared. — Now I’m going to the store. — Okay. — she answered me. I got up from the chair and just put on my robe, I also took her mania with the helmet and threw it to her so that she could get dressed. Well, she won’t go out into the street in her white robe with a rag on her head? — Get dressed and let's go! — I not go. I'm too old for all this. — she answered me, and I was a little indignant in response. — What? What are you talking about? How to capture planets, destroy them, without leaving other villains, including me, no chance to capture them for their own purpose, to capture the entire galaxy and rule it, you know how. But how about just going to the store for a short time and just buying some food, can’t you do the opposite? — You found something to compare with! This is all in the past. I have long given up on capturing and destroying planets, just like you. — she explained. By the way, I stopped trying to take over the galaxy precisely because it was capturing planets and destroying them. But I didn’t think that she herself would later decide to stop capturing planets and at the same time stop destroying them. By the way, maybe this is for the better. After all, this is how we got to know her better and got to know each other more deeply. — Doesn't matter! I'm coming. And does not matter! With you or without you! — I answered her and left her house. I did not leave her site, but began to wait, hoping that she would still leave the house and come with me... Yes. I was not mistaken. — I knew you would change your mind. — Watch your language, Hater! Although you are stronger, more cunning and smarter than me, you also boast more and more that you are number one. This is despite the fact that you are still in second place on the list of conquerors. And I’m still older than you on this list. - she told me. — It’s as if I don’t remember. — I answered jokingly and she and I went to the Samberi supermarket. The store wasn't far from here, just walk around the corner and two blocks.

***

Finding ourselves near the supermarket, where Tut-I-Tam also went along with Sylvia and Peepers, my former commander, we had not yet managed to enter. We heard someone calling for help: — HELP!!! POLICE!!! — We must help! — said Wander and ran around the corner first. We all ran after him. Around the corner was the banana-shaped, long-moustached jokester Jones, who was surrounded by five thugs. — JUST SOMEONE HELP ME!!! WHAT ARE THE TIMES TODAY??? WHY DOES NO ONE HELP ANYONE??? — Shut up and Give away the money. No one will help you anyway. — one of the bandits said to Jones, and another of them immediately saw us and shouted, pointing his finger at us: — BULLFLIT!!! — What's going on here, Jones? — asked Wander. — I was calmly walking behind the firecrackers and not bothering anyone, when suddenly these bumpkins attacked me. — explained the banana-shaped one and the bandit threatened him with an ax and forced him to shut up. After that, he turned to us: — Don't mind your not own business, worms! Crawl back while you're alive! — How are you talking to us? — Peepers was indignant. — Do you know who we are? — I was the next one to be indignant. - Well, we heard! So what? — their main bandit snapped. — Flamn over your shoulder. — too toom, bam. As the drums rolled, Sylvia responded by snapping back as a joke. The Dominator even laughed at what she said. Peepers took out his blaster and aimed at the villains. — Leave this poor banana alone and better get out of here. Otherwise you will have to deal with us. — he said. — NEVER!!! — they all shouted to us at once, which angered me, the Dominator and Sylvia, and Peepers even more. — Well, you asked for it yourself. Both sides ran to attack each other screaming, their movements slowing and time paused. Since the next scene is extremely violent, you'll see a lobster movie instead. — Contrary to widespread misconception, the diet of lobsters consists exclusively of seafood. What does not interfere with her is a whole series of traits that make her similar to a person.

FIN

      In general, we dealt with them together and never even received a scratch from them. — Thank you, friends! What kind of times have we gone today? Why didn’t anyone else come to the rescue and help in such situations? Having finished our business, we entered the supermarket to do some shopping.