𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒅 𝒎𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒕𝒐 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆

This is where I was locked up, far away, on an asteroid, where there was a large prison with a bunch of prisoners from various alien races. Among them was me in one special cell. — Damn you, Not up to Wander! — I cursed the underlord who put me here. Suddenly I heard a grate break somewhere, followed by the sounds of fighting, cuts and shooting. Plus, I heard the voices of bandits who tried to escape and cut off the guards. — We'll kill them all! — You will not leave! — BULLFLIT!!! — Disgusting. — Pray before you die! I didn’t understand anything, what did it all mean and what was going on here? And when all the freed bandits ran to my cell, after which they broke the bars, they came for me. At first I was scared and thought that they wanted to stab me. But it turned out that they had simply planned to escape from here a long time ago and were simply freeing the neighbors in the cells, including myself, so that together there would be a greater chance of escaping. — I know him, it’s Lord Hater. The greatest villain and number one conqueror of the galaxy. — one of them recognized me and introduced me to all my comrades. Apparently they were my fans. — Come with us, Lord Hater. Enemies of our enemies, our friends! Without thinking twice, I agreed to go with them and we ran to freedom. Well, how about freedom? We ran to the exit, and as soon as possible we freed the rest of the prisoners. Finding himself outside above a large dome for preserving oxygen on an asteroid prison, the black hedgehog Shadow stood in the way. — Hello, Lord Hater. Long time no see? — You've changed, Shadow. And indeed for a long time no see. — I joked. — Apparently the powers of the Chaos Emeralds have benefited you. — Are you still joking? And I was just warming up for a serious battle. Suddenly, a whole army of human soldiers armed with machine guns, tanks, catapults and two more chicken robots with guns appeared from under the floor, one of which said in a scary voice: — I have the right to use physical force. Give up and go back to the cells! — This is impossible! They're everywhere. — I said out of excitement. — This is the end, Hater. For you. — the black hedgehog grinned. And if you think that we will be saved at the very last moment, because I am alive and unharmed and telling you all this... You guessed it. I give each of you a cookie! The gate behind Shadow exploded, which surprised him: — What? My old familiar skull ship with laser cannons, my army of patrols led by Peepers, as well as Wander and Sylvia burst through the exploded gate. Plus an army of house-bots and a large ship of the Dominator herself, who also flew in to help. I was shocked and at the same time so glad that, according to the canon of genres, we were saved at the very last moment. Otherwise, I would be afraid to imagine what our fate would have been like with these prisoners if they had not managed to come to our aid at the very last moment. — IN THE NAME OF LORD HATER!!! — FOR LORD HATER AND LORD DOMINATOR!!! — HATER, WE CAME TO SAVE YOU!!! — Destroy, destroy! All the soldiers except Shadow began to shoot back from the attacking western troops. This spiky head took out his Chaos Emerald and managed to disappear with its help. — We will meet again, Hater. Can you hear me? Next time I'll get you out of the black hole. — he shouted to me from the sniper tower and disappeared again. He ran away, a coward, and none of us found him on the asteroid after that. — Peepers! You have no idea how you showed up on time. — I stood in the commander’s way, and he responded to me. — It’s too early to celebrate victory, sir! This battle is not over yet.

Let's skip the brutal battle because the rating is 0+

We won and all the soldiers were killed. The escaped prisoners, along with my patrols and bots, celebrated the victory inside the prison, while I stood outside and looked at the Dominator. This time she looked at me menacingly, as if I had done something bad for her. Standing nearby were Wander, Sylvia and Peepers, who looked at us as if they were seeing another new episode of a television series about broken love. — Well, Mister number one, I demand an explanation! — she hissed at me. I immediately realized that there was no way for me to make an excuse here. Sighing heavily with shame in front of her and for the first time in my life, a blush appeared on my cranial folds between my healthy lower jaw, I began to explain: — Forgive me, Dominator! I'm really stupid... An idiot and a boor... I was jealous of this evil double of Wander and hated him to death, because he was also in love with you... And this despite the fact that I myself fell in love with you, long before him and before he ended up in our universe... And this afternoon he turned me over to this nasty G.A.N's and told me that I, like all other villains, do not wear masks during quarantine because of this virus from the Chinese planet Earth... All because he himself was jealous of me that I supposedly took you from him... But I just wanted you to be with me... After all, I... After all ... *sob* After all, I... Loved you with all my heart... I sent you gifts from new cars to guns... And when I accidentally burned down my house, I hoped... That this was my chance to be with you personally, so that we get to know each other even better and... And so that you... Finally... Recognize... My love... For myself... But now I understand... Why did you call me names and pushed me away in every possible way... But even if I could never earn your love... Then at least... Give me a chance to improve!... Will you forgive me?... — after all that was said, she continued to look at I'm angry. Although I noticed in her eyes that she was a little surprised by my repentance. — I thought so. — I added lastly and just turned around and took a couple of steps towards the prison. She immediately grabbed me lightly by the shoulder with her large lava hand. No. I didn't feel hot, just warm and hot. She pulled me towards her, turned me around and... I was shocked... For the first time in my life, she answered my love in the way I had always hoped and dreamed of. She kissed me right on the lips. After which she answered: — No, Hater! Forgive me! I could not believe it. For the first time in her life, she not only gave me our first kiss, but also for the first time in her life she herself asked me for forgiveness. And I, of course, understood perfectly well that she was apologizing to me for always ignoring my love for her and never answering it with strict understanding. — I promise you! Next time I will never deceive you again and will always warn you in advance or admit that I saw this freak and that we again had a conflict on your topic. — Forget about him! I don't need him. I only need you, Hater! I don't need anyone else but you. — So romantic! — Sylvia tilted her head to the right with a sigh. — Let's go home! We've had a hard day today. - Peepers intervened in our conversation. Yes. He was right. We really had a hard day and it’s high time for us to return home.

At the house of Lord Wander

      We returned home, but before that we decided to visit this bastard. Fortunately, he was at home and it felt like he knew that I would run away and was waiting for me. — Not up to Lord Freakder! — I distorted his name, looking at him angrily and in a fighting stance. I’ll tell you a secret that I never did this with the ordinary Here-I-Tam from our world. — Everything is over! — It’s a pity that I couldn’t stop you myself. — he said, and I answered him: — Shut up and fight me like man to man! Now we will put an end to this once and for all, red-haired fake. One on one! Just as I was getting ready to pounce on him and beat him to death, Rouge and Shadow appeared on either side of him. — I will take revenge on you again. — the fake Wander's told me. — Chaos control! — said the black hedgehog, raising his emerald up. His emerald shone brightly and the three bastards disappeared from sight. All I could do was stand in their place and scream at the top of my lungs: — I WILL FIND YOU AT THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE, NOT UP TO WANDER, AND I WILL KILL YOU THERE!!! CAN YOU HEAR ME??? AT THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE!!! ESREVINU ETH FO EGDE HTE TA. EM RAEH UOY NAC. EREHT UOY LIK LIW I DNA REDNAW OT PU TON ESREVINU ETH FO EGDE HTE TA UOY DNIF LIW I. — Well, yes. Just for fun, I repeated what I shouted. Only backwards. Well, my loved ones who were with me did not understand anything from what they heard at the end. Even the real Wander widened his eyes in response and asked: — What? Well, that’s all. This is the story that happened to me. And all because I burned down my house and decided to live with the one I loved. Of course, there is no moral in this story, but I am sure that from what you heard, you rethought your opinions in my direction. I still deserve respect to be given a second chance. And the point here is not that I should be shipped more often with the Dominator, and not, for example, with the same Wander! The point here is that you need to be able to look deeper into characters you underestimated. After all, the main thing in characters is that for a short time he is bad, evil, merciless, pathetic and bloodthirsty, but what is he like inside!? The most important thing in a humanoid is neither money, nor power, nor atrocities or revenge, but his soul. After all, think more logically! For example, you certainly have a lot of money, but you can never buy true love with it. True love is not bought just like that, even for millions or billions. True love must be earned! So the stories have come to an end, and whoever listened was dead! They lived happily ever after, blah blah blah, that's it for now, go your separate ways! It's already over.

The End