GallaChat

[Group chat “Uhh”]       Ian: I’m thinking of reenrolling into high school   Ian: What if I go to university…   Ian: I don’t know who I wanna be   Ian: Maybe an artist   Ian: No, I don’t know how to draw   Ian: Who can I be?       Mick: What   Mick: Why   Mick: You can be a fucking sex instructor       Ian: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA   Ian: Not a bad idea actually lol       Mandy: ian   Mandy: it’s like 1am   Mandy: are you rethinking all of your life choices again and want to change everything?       Ian: Yeah   Ian: I started having the worst anxiety about it and looking at universities websites to check what they can offer   Ian: I mean if Fiona got her GED, why can’t I?   Ian: She needed it in order to get a job       Mandy: ian so do you want to reenroll into high school or take a ged       Mick: What the fuck is happening Ian?       Ian: Just thinking about improving my life, you know?   Ian: I mean it’s already pretty good since I’m freed of all the chargers they had against me, but I want it better   Ian: OR MAYBE I can find a random office with a gay boss…       Mick: Huh   Mick: If you do I won’t even consider this as cheating       Ian: No, not sex   Ian: I’m not a cheater   Ian: Just gay solidarity thing       Mandy: is this really a thing   Mandy: if heteros had this i’d have a high paying job in no time and won’t need to do literally anything to get more money   Mandy: probably like jeff bezos or something       Mick: Yeah and I’d be fucking Elon Musk by tuesday       Ian: Lol guys I LOVE you   Ian: Anyway, I hope that’s a thing and I didn’t make that up bc I’m desperate       Mandy: mmm okay…   Mandy: mick get out of the bath already       Mick: No       Mandy: why       Mick: It’s a bubble bath       Mandy: gay       Mick: No you       Ian: You       Mick: Fair       [Direct messages]       Mick: You good?       Ian: I feel AMAZING   Ian: Don’t know if I’d be able to sleep today       Mick: Fuck want me to call you       Ian: Won’t your bubble bath get cold?       Mick: It’s already cold and I hate it       Ian: Why are you still there then?       Mick: Calm       Ian: Fair   Ian: I’m calling       Mick: It’s not for jerking off k       Ian: Yeah I just wanted to talk about stuff too       Mick: Nice       [Call started]       ————       [Call ended: 3:54:06]       [Direct messages]       Ian: The cutest smile I’ve ever seen   Ian: Especially with all these bubbles and soap irokez       Mickey: And you have one fucking amazing bathroom you’ve stayed for 4 hours in       Ian: Yeah, it’s pretty good   Ian: So imagine me getting into Stanford?   Ian: I don’t know who can I be       Mick: Uhhhh   Mick: I’m too tired for this shit now   Mick: Goodnight       Ian: Goodnight baby       Mick: Baby       Ian: You don’t like it? :)       Mick: Now that’s the thing   Mick: It’s sexy       Ian: Want me to say it when we are together?   Ian: To whisper it to you maybe…       Mick: Fuck you Gallagher   Mick: Go back to your fucking bathroom       Ian: I’ve never left ;)       Mick: Good   Mick: I’m coming       Ian: You’ll come a lot with me ;)       Mick: You’d better be sorry Gallagher       [Call started]       ————       [Call ended: 01:10:47]       ————       [Group chat “Uhh”]       Ian: Mick’s asleep?   Ian: I can’t sleep       Mandy: sleeping like a baby   Mandy: what were you doing anyway lol       Ian: 👀   Ian: Fucking on facetime   Ian: I wonder how much stamina he has, it’s insane       Mandy: you know he’ll see it when he wakes up?       Ian: Yep :)       Mandy: so what’s about your reenrolling       Ian: Well, I think I won’t do that…   Ian: You were right and I was just being anxious about my life   Ian: I think I won’t be able to handle school… I was only good at English and ROTC       Mandy: yeah i remember you being absent through all the english class in uhhh the 10th grade???       Ian: Yep, completed in the 9th :)       Mandy: cool   Mandy: what’s your gpa       Ian: Uhhh   Ian: Something like 3.3?       Mandy: still better than my 1.4 lol       Ian: What Mick’s was?       Mandy: lol we don’t even know he went to school only if he was really bored and had nothing to do   Mandy: and then when he was there he was like smoking in the bathroom and eating jell-o at lunch lol and probably drawing some shit on the walls with a sharpie       Ian: So that’s why our bathroom was like that…   Ian: With dicks everywhere and smoke       Mandy: yep you can thank him for that lol       Ian: Remember how I was your bodyguard? lol       Mandy: ofc lol   Mandy: always standing by my side and everyone thought we were dating   Mandy: i mean we kinda were?? not for real       Ian: Yeah lol   Ian: And I still managed to fuck Roger Spikey after what he did to my eyebrow       Mandy: THAT WAS HIM??????   Mandy: LOL       Ian: YES LOL   Ian: My eyebrow still grows a bit strange there       Mandy: yeah i saw that lol   Mandy: looks funny   Mandy: like a wave       Ian: Yep       Mandy: you’re too smart for our milkovich club       Ian: you’re kicking me out??? ☹️       Mandy: yeah goodbye smartass ☹️☹️☹️       [Ian was kicked out of the group chat]   [Ian was added to the group chat]       Ian: GOD   Ian: DONT DO THIS AGAIN   Ian: EVER       Mandy: sorryyyyyyy lolol       Mick: Good whatever the fuck time it is right now   Mick: 6pm   Mick: Evening   Mick: Ian did you sleep       Ian: Nope   Ian: Maybe only like 30 minutes       Mandy: ian take mick to you   Mandy: you’ll sleep better       Mick: Yeah bold of you to assume we aren’t gonna fuck all the time   Mick: I’m the one who fells asleep after sex       Mandy: yeah same…   Mandy: genetics are weird       Ian: Lol and we stay up all night   Ian: Debbie went outside screaming “I am a woman” after her first time, it woke me up       Mick: Yeah let’s talk about everyone’s first time like we all care       Mandy: you’re boring       [Direct messages]       Mick: Ian       Ian: What’s up?       Mick: Wanna go for a ride       Ian: When?   Ian: And where…       Mick: In a couple of hours ig   Mick: I need to properly wake up   Mick: And let’s drive somewhere out of city   Mick: The air is good       Ian: You good, Mick?       Mick: Yeah   Mick: I just miss you   Mick: You’re coming or not?       Ian: Miss you too   Ian: Of course I’m coming   Ian: Look   Ian: [Attachment]       Mick: Huh so you’re keeping track of it   Mick: Gonna be a year soon   Mick: Fuck   Mick: 🖤🖤🖤   Mick: See you in 2 hours near my house       Ian: Gotcha :)       [Direct messages]       Ian: I’ll go out of city for some time with Mickey, so don’t worry, ok?       Lip: Yeah, okay. Where are you going?       Ian: Idk, he texted me asking if I want to go or no   Ian: And I want to :)       Lip: Well… Okay then. Just give me updates from time to time. But still, you won’t be far away, right?       Ian: Don’t think so. We both just need some fresh air :)       Lip: It’s just so sudden…       Ian: Maybe I’ll feel better   Ian: I’m tired of being anxious all the time about something I can’t already change   Ian: And I’m still medicated       Lip: Yeah, I know, I checked that. That sucks, man. Maybe something’s happened? Or you don’t remember?       Ian: No… It’s just started. Starts at night, usually when I need to sleep   Ian: Maybe it’s only bc cold fall is coming   Ian: It’s going to be hard, just like the spring was       Lip: If you want me to be with you on bad days, just text me, ok?       Ian: College?       Lip: Always need to have some time for my brother, right?       Ian: Thanks :)       Lip: Take care and have fun with Mick, ok?       Ian: Yep :)