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[Group chat “Uhh”]       Mandy: HEYYYYY IAN   Mandy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!       Mick: Happy birthday lover 🖤   Mick: Love ya       Ian: Thanks, guys! Love you both :)       Mick: Gonna celebrate?       Ian: Idk yet… Something’s not right rn :(       Mandy: why       Mick: Yeah why       Ian: I can’t really say   Ian: It’s uhh something from the past and stuff…   Ian: Just unexpected    Ian: I’m on my meds, dw       Mandy: you’re on meds?   Mandy: oh ok       [Direct messages]       Mick: What happened       Ian: Uhh promise you won’t get mad       Mick: Wtf   Mick: Ok       Ian: It’s uhhh just look…       ————       +1 (312)-xxx-xx-xx: Hello, Ian! I’d hope you remember me. It’s going to be your birthday soon, right? Just wanted to let you know I’m still around.       Ian Gallagher: What?   Ian Gallagher: Who is this       +1 (312)-xxx-xx-xx: Oh, so you’ve deleted my number… It’s okay, I understand. It’s been quite a while.       Ian Gallagher: Uhh…   Ian Gallagher: I’m sorry, I’m not sure if I recognize you correctly…   Ian Gallagher: Ned?       +1 (312)-xxx-xx-xx: You were always a smart one, Ian. That’s me, yes. Glad to hear you still remember me. And you also probably remember good times we’ve spent together, don’t you? It’s been almost two years… Time flies so fast, right?       Ian Gallagher: It is, yes   Ian Gallagher: You need something?       +1 (312)-xxx-xx-xx: Maybe we could meet and celebrate your special day together? If you don’t mind, of course.        Ian Gallagher: Why?   Ian Gallagher: I’ve had too much stuff happening in my life lately… Can I think about it, okay?       +1 (312)-xxx-xx-xx: Of course, Ian. Any time. You can visit me at the clinic. Same days, same hours… Everything is the same.       ————       Mick: Yo   Mick: Who’s this???       Ian: My ex :/       Mick: Why the fuck is he texting like he’s about to write a letter and send it via fucking pigeon       Ian: He’s like 60 or something…       Mick: HES WHAT   Mick: You were hooking up with a dude who’s like thrice your age???       Ian: Yeah, that’s daddy issues for you       Mick: Huh   Mick: If I’m older than you for like 1,5 years does that count as your daddy issues taking over you       Ian: You’re not fucking with underage boys    Ian: That’s fucked up anyway… I still don’t know what he wanted tho       Mick: It got you all sad bc you have like a normal relationship now and the realization hit you like a motherfucker?       Ian: Yeah   Ian: Couldn’t have said it better myself :/       Mick: Uhhh   Mick: Well   Mick: When did he text you       Ian: A couple of days ago at night   Ian: Like remember when we ended playing this game? When I won       Mick: No you didn’t my phone just glitched   Mick: Yeah I remember        Ian: No, I won       Mick: No       Ian: :(   Ian: Anyway   Ian: I was about to go to sleep so I set my phone to the night mode    Ian: And I saw a notification that had just popped up out of nowhere    Ian: And it was him        Mick: This shit looks like a very fucking luxurious booty call    Mick: But still why sad? You didn’t go to him or whatever and haven’t cheated on me       Ian: Idk… I’m scared he will try to find me in person       Mick: I mean    Mick: Uhhh   Mick: Fuck I forgot   Mick: Anyway   Mick: Ig this fucker remembered how it’s gonna be your birthday soon and wanted a piece of this fucking cake   Mick: And he doesn’t know it’s all mine already       Ian: Lol thank you for a good laugh        [Group chat “Uhh”]       Ian: I think we can celebrate a bit? I’ll spend the evening with my family tho        Mick: K       Mandy: where you wanna go??       Ian: Uhhh, the mall will be fine   Ian: Just some food and maybe like these small cakes they do now? Like small and round, with something cute on top       Mick: Yeah someone’s cake is totally fucking cute       [Mick was kicked out of the chat]       Mandy: i can’t    Mandy: [Voice message]   Mandy: you can hear him screaming at me       Ian: Ig I’m kinda a bad influence for him lol   Ian: With all the puns and stuff    Ian: Thought he hated it        Mandy: [Voice message]   Mandy: lol should i add him back?       Ian: Yes, please   Ian: I don’t want him to lose his voice :(       [Mick was added to the group chat]       Mick: I FUCKING HATE YOU        Mandy: IT WAS AWFUL SORRY       Ian: AT LEAST YOU LIKE THE CAKE…       Mick: OF COURSE I FUCKING DO   Mick: Anyway   Mick: When are we meeting       Ian: Uhh is 1pm good?       Mandy: yeah pretty much yeah :)       Mick: Good I’m gonna go to sleep tired as fuck       Mandy: mick eepy        Mick: The fuck is eepy        Ian: It’s like sleepy but eepy        Mick: What   Mick: Fuck nevermind    Mick: See you soon lover        Ian: Bye :)       ————       [Direct messages]       Mandy: where tf are you       Mickey: Soup isle        Mandy: what why are you buying a present in the soup isle       Mickey: Idk I wanted soup what’s your problem       Mandy: yeah and you’re gonna go to a bday party with a cup of soup       Mickey: Yea        Mandy: take spaghettios        Mickey: K   Mickey: You found the present?       Mandy: still looking 🫤   Mandy: i remember it being right here       Mickey: Who the fuck buys Shakespeare        Mandy: we???   Mandy: as a present but still       Mickey: Maybe he reads something else?   Mickey: Find like another popular shit for smartasses and that would be enough ig       Mandy: and you?       Mickey: I already have a present for him and also balloons and cake are on me       Mandy: sex isn’t a present       Mickey: It’s not sex I have a real present    Mickey: Like you know how he has these knives and other metallic weapon shit   Mickey: I got it for him   Mickey: Also wanted to buy him a gun but idk not the best thing to give to someone who may start feeling depressed any minute now    Mickey: Fuck that sounds fucked up       Mandy: yeah… i’ve found something    Mandy: idk who this byron guy is   Mandy: but he looks smart        [Group chat “Uhh”]       Ian: You here??       Mandy: yeah just a sec       ————       [Group chat “Uhh”]       Mandy: did you two die or what    Mandy: locked yourself in a bathroom stall    Mandy: it’s been like almost 10 minutes    Mandy: helloooo???       Ian: Sorry lol   Ian: Yeah, we kinda locked ourselves, you can say that…       Mandy: couldn’t wait until we get home huh       Ian: Sorry        Mick: The fuck are you apologizing for       Ian: Idk :(       Mandy: ian is suddenly canadian eh?       Ian: I don’t even know if it’s a compliment or you did me dirty rn       Mick: Fuck Canada        Ian: No       Mick: Jealous?       Mandy: your food is getting cold       Ian: It will be hot again when I show up       Mandy: i’ll kick you out fr       Mick: What the fuck is wrong with you       Ian: Everything :(       Mick: That’s what I thought        [Direct messages]       Mick: Another quickie at your place?       Ian: Nah, not a quickie    Ian: With foreplay and shit       Mick: Your sex drive is as big as your dick man       Ian: Yep ;)   Ian: But first of all   Ian: Wanna go to that doctor guy with me?       Mick: For a prostate exam?       Ian: I think he is a surgeon or something…       Mick: Why then       Ian: Maybe he can give me strawberries    Ian: I kinda like them, but that shit is expensive        Mick: Huh I’ve never tried them before    Mick: Okay mr rich pants here we go