GallaChat

[Group chat “Uhh”]       Ian: Guys, I’m here       Mandy: ok come in!! mick is still a bit sleepy sorry        Ian: That’s ok :)   Ian: Fuck, that was scary… I’m going        Mandy: just wanted to say terry is here   Mandy: yeah i hear you    Mandy: come to my room       ————       [Direct messages]       Mickey: Fuck I’m hungry this shithead is taking too fucking long   Mickey: Still got chips?        Mandy: kinda   Mandy: we can go to 7/11???       Mickey: Can’t    Mickey: You two can go        Mandy: you sure you want me to take ian with me? :)       Mickey: Huh   Mickey: I see       Mandy: i have pepper spray on me so what do you want   Mandy: besides chips       Mickey: Slurpee   Mickey: When you’ll be back       Mandy: who knows…………..   Mandy: you have 30 minutes       Mickey: Thanks        Mandy: you owe me        Mickey: What       Mandy: cooking tomorrow        Mickey: I can’t do shit in the kitchen        Mandy: ok just dinner then   Mandy: i’ll be your moral support       Mickey: K       Mandy: don’t freeze your ass ;)       Mickey: Fuck you        ————       [Direct messages]       Mick: I still can see your boner dude    Mick: What’s with the skinny jeans suddenly        Ian: Hmmm, maybe we aren’t really done ;)   Ian: Put your phone away       ————       Ian: Now my dick may rest lol       Mick: Fuck two times in a row just in the middle of the street   Mick: You’re always that horny?       Ian: No, just for you        Mick: Kiss me   Mick: So fucking amazing   Mick: Loved that thing you did with the fingers but at first I wanted to bite you       Ian: Loved the “good boy” too? :)       Mick: Fuck yeah   Mick: And uhh thanks for like agreeing to text about it or whatever I’m so fucking scared he will find out       Ian: It’s ok       Mick: Kiss again   Mick: Hell yeah sweet as fuck   Mick: You love me?       Ian: Of course   Ian: And you?       Mick: Yeah   Mick: How does this shit called   Mick: Soulfriends?       Ian: You mean soulmates??? We are more of a soulfucks lol       Mick: Yeah exactly    Mick: I think we are one of these   Mick: Cuz when you know you know right?       Ian: Yeah bc we had “when you know you know”   Ian: NO FUCKING WAY       Mick: WHAT THE FUCK   Mick: MAN STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT IM SCARED TOO   Mick: Yep that’s better   Mick: What the fuck was that       Ian: It looks like I also fucked your brain…       Mick: Yeah no shit with these 9 inches        [1 notification]   [1 new message from: Unknown]       Unknown: Coke   Unknown: Coat hat   Unknown: Blue house       +1 (312)-xxx-xx-xx: Ok       [Ian]       Mick: Fuck gotta go   Mick: Mandy’s gonna be here soon ig   Mick: Fuck I’m blushing now fuck you       Ian: Good luck :)       Mick: 🖤       [Direct messages]       Mandy: you’re done??   Mandy: i also got us some sneakers bars   Mandy: mick loves these    Mandy: he’s still with you?       Ian: No, another customer is here so I am all alone    Ian: In the dark    Ian: ☹️       Mandy: spooky scary        Ian: Skeletons        Mandy: PFFFFTTT   Mandy: yeah i can see him   Mandy: the guy looks like an exhibitionist        Ian: What the fuck??????       Mandy: mick is so small compared to him   Mandy: i think i’ll watch them for a bit…   Mandy: ah ok they are done   Mandy: coming        ————       [Group chat “Uhh”]       Mick: You got home   Mick: ?       Mandy: yeah i’m good    Mandy: terry’s sleeping on the couch so shhh       Mick: Ok       Ian: I’m scared of him        Mick: Of Terry   Mick: ?       Ian: Yeah… :/       Mandy: i closed the door       Mick: Good   Mick: Goodnight        Mandy: goodnight to you too guys!       [1 notification]   [1 new message from: Shithead 2]       Shithead 2: heyyyyyyyyy       Bro 3: The fuck you want it’s past your bedtime       Shithead 2: i got the product       Bro 3: What for   Bro 3: It’s my night       Shithead 2: no i mean the one you asked for are you stupid       Bro 3: Fuck   Bro 3: I don’t have money on me now shithead       Shithead 2: what the fuck mickey   Shithead 2: it’s your night what the fuck how do you have no money???????       Bro 3: Iggy   Bro 3: You know where every fucking cent goes   Bro 3: And just remind me when I asked you to buy me this shit        Shithead 2: uhhhhhhh ummmmmmm idk   Shithead 2: tuesday?       Bro 3: 2 fucking months ago       Shithead 2: fuck       Bro 3: Fuck indeed   Bro 3: I’ll pay the rest just wait ok?        Shithead 2: k   Shithead 2: you with your bf?       Bro 3: ???       Shithead 2: come on man i’m not stupid   Shithead 2: i mean just a bit   Shithead 2: i saw you both playing cod like a dozen times       Bro 3: I will fucking strangle you with my own hands       Shithead 2: is that a yes?       Bro 3: Fuck fine yes   Bro 3: Don’t you fucking dare tell anything of it to Terry I will literally kill you and burn and then I will smoke your ashes        Shithead 2: looooooool nah i won’t i don’t even talk to him   Shithead 2: he called me a fatal accident   Shithead 2: anyway tell your boyfriend i said hi   Shithead 2: he knows me?       Bro 3: He said he doesn’t know if he knows   Bro 3: But he says hi too       Shithead 2: nice   Shithead 2: we got us a new camaro        Bro 3: Fuck man I don’t have time for this shit now I’m working and falling fucking asleep at the same time so drag your ass home       Shithead 2: i’m already home 😎       ————       [Direct messages]       Mick: NO   Mick: NO FUCKING WAY       Ian: [Attachment]   Ian: Ouch       Mick: You look gay on this one       Ian: Yeah, that’s my emo gay phase   Ian: [Attachment]   Ian: I can’t explain it        Mick: It looks like fucking hay   Mick: Who the fuck gave you permission to do this shit with your hair       Ian: No one :)   Ian: [Attachment]   Ian: Dead       Mick: Yeah pretty much   Mick: No that one is just like mildly shit but the 👍 is the worst       Ian: [Attachment]   Ian: Look at this distinguished gentleman        Mick: THE FUCKS WITH THE TOP HAT FUUUUUCK   Mick: You should be glad I haven’t met you earlier in person   Mick: I would’ve bullied the fuck out of you       Ian: WHY       Mick: LOOK AT YOURSELF       Ian: FUCK YOU   Ian: Your turn :)       Mick: I don’t have much fuck   Mick: [Attachment]   Mick: I’m like 3 here    Mick: Eating a marshmallow        Ian: NOT THE BOWL CUT   Ian: But you’re still very cute here       Mick: If only this kid knew what would happen to him    Mick: He would’ve been too traumatized to live       Ian: Why are you referring to yourself as “he”?       Mick: This bastard was happy with his life because all he needed were marshmallows    Mick: Now I totally need more than just that   Mick: But marshmallows would still be nice tho       Ian: Gotcha lol       Mick: [Attachment]   Mick: That’s Mandy here        Ian: And you look confused with these blocks lol       Mick: And she is eating one so who’s the real idiot here   Mick: [Attachment]   Mick: That’s mom       Ian: She literally looks like she may be your older sister… That’s sad   Ian: But you definitely got the best features ;) And the same smile too       Mick: Should I smile more       Ian: Absolutely    Ian: And laugh too       Mick: [Attachment]   Mick: That’s the last one it’s like the first day of elementary school   Mick: Fuck I’ve never noticed this       Ian: What?   Ian: Oh god       Mick: Oh god is right   Mick: You were here in my photo the whole fucking time what the fuck why are you even here       Ian: I guess I went there because of Lip…       Mick: You look almost nothing like yourself       Ian: Yeah but that’s how I naturally look like… I was thinking about letting the curls grow as they should    Ian: BUT I got the eyebrows lol       Mick: You’d look so fucking sexy with the curls        Ian: What about some beard?       Mick: Nah   Mick: I don’t want to suck off a dude with a beard       Ian: You want to suck me off? lol   Ian: I thought it made your jaw hurt       Mick: Ah fuck just a bit    Mick: I’d still do that    Mick: And what would you do in exchange?       Ian: Wow, you really are getting into sexting, Mick ;)   Ian: Well, what do you want me to do?       Mick: Fuck   Mick: I don’t know but I’m so fucking hard right now       Ian: Me too… You’re alone? Call me?        Mick: K       [Call started]       ————       [Call ended, 1:34:56]