sleepwalkers
December 23, 2023 at 2:38 PM
[Missed call]
[Missed call]
Mick: You’re fucking bastard
Ian: Sorry
Ian: I thought I already saw you today???
Mick: Wtf
Mick: You good?
Mick: Stop flashing at me I can see you
Ian: Uhhhhhhhhh
Ian: Fuckkk it’s too bright why
Mick: What the fuck are you high????
Mick: Fuck okay
Mick: Go back to sleep
Ian: On my wwwway
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[Direct messages]
Mickey: [12 forwarded messages]
Mickey: ???
Mandy: HAHAHAH YES HE CAN DO THIS SHIT
Mandy: it’s almost like if he is sleepwalking
Mandy: but like also half-asleep
Mandy: he probably was flashing a flashlight on himself lol
Mandy: so yeah that’s kinda okay-ish for him
Mickey: And he probably won’t remember it
Mandy: well you have his texts so there’s no way he would forget
[Group chat “Uhh”]
Ian: Gd mornjg
Ian: Mirnng
Mandy: ian it’s 4am go back to sleep
Mick: That’s totally something…
Ian: Muj
Ian: Mick
Ian: hiiiiiiu
Mick: Hi to you too ig
[Direct messages]
Mandy: yeppp that’s our ian
Mandy: he thinks it’s all a dream
Mickey: Damn he is dreaming about us
Mickey: Not bad
Mandy: yeah that’s cute lol
Mandy: and since he texted you like he had seen you already
Mandy: he was def having a dream about you specifically
Mickey: Yeah no shit I’m his boyfriend
Mickey: Totally gonna ask what he was dreaming about
Mandy: someone here is soooo smitten
Mickey: Fuck I won’t even deny this shit
Mickey: I am in love as fuck
Mandy: you’ve met him not that long ago though…
Mickey: When you know you know
Mickey: Right?
Mickey: Why are you awake anyway
Mandy: idk i was watching a movie and it made me feel like a 3yo with sugar rush
Mickey: What movie
Mandy: you’ll laugh
Mickey: Won’t
Mickey: Promise
Mandy: ok i was rewatching twilight for the last couple of days
Mandy: that shit slaps as fuck
Mandy: there’s also a guy who looks like you if you were a blond lol
Mickey: What
Mickey: First it’s a guy who looks like if I was a ginger and now it’s a blond guy
Mickey: How many doppelgangers do I have
Mandy: idk but the disney kid is literally you
Mickey: I mean
Mickey: I still use that good thing
Mandy: ???
Mickey: When he beat up someone and went like
Mickey: Good :)
Mickey: Still use this
Mickey: Funniest shit ever
Mandy: OH YEAH LOL YOU DID THIS ALL THE TIME WITH IGGY
Mandy: softly slap his cheek and then this “good”
Mickey: Yeah good fucking times
Mickey: Remember how he tried to be a decent older brother
Mandy: yeah lol
Mandy: how he shared his pot brownies with us when we were like 6-7
Mickey: Yeah and he had to calm us down when I had a panic attack and you were shaking like a fucking chihuahua
Mickey: I’m probably too mean to him
Mandy: yeah you are
Mandy: have you ever felt like you were an outcast in the family
Mickey: Yeah kinda
Mickey: But you were there so thanks ig
Mickey: The only feature we share with Terry is like blue eyes
Mickey: Maybe that’s why
Mandy: we are the youngest and probably have the strongest bond
Mandy: i mean have you ever texted any other sibling at almost 5am? don’t think so
Mickey: True
Mickey: K good talk but the customer’s here
Mickey: You go to sleep and then tell Ian he is a bastard
Mandy: why
Mickey: He overslept
Mandy: valid 🤔
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[Group chat “Uhh”]
Ian: What the fuck?
Mick: You good
Mick: ?
Ian: Yeah, I just woke up. What the fuck did I text last night
Ian: Wait
Ian: So did we see each other at night yesterday or no?
Mick: Well
Mick: I saw you through the window
Mandy: good morning
Mick: Hey
Mickey: You were flashing your flashlight either on me or on yourself
——> [Mick: I saw you through the window]
Ian: Fuck
Ian: So it was just a vivid dream
Ian: It was good though :(
Ian: Hey, Mends!!
Mick: It’s good but you scared me shitless
Mick: Why the fuck did it even happen
Ian: Lithium is acting up :/
Ian: My meds
Mick: What
Mick: Aah gotcha
Mandy: what was the dream about?? :)
Ian: It was just like
Ian: A repetition of all of us getting together multiple times??
Ian: Ig that’s why “didn’t we meet” even came up in the first place…
Mandy: since that is the case
Mandy: wanna make your dreams come true tonight?
Ian: Why not?? :)
Ian: Where’s Mick
Mandy: Getting ready to go to sleep probably
Mick: Yeah I got home like 15 minutes ago
Mandy: yeah and it’s like 7:30am
Mandy: the fuck was that growl
Mick: I dropped my fucking phone on my fucking face
Mick: Alright shitheads I’m going to bed
Ian: K good uhhh good morning :)
Mandy: yeah good morning mick lol
Mick: Good NIGHT
Mick: 🖤
[Direct messages]
Mandy: LOL HE SENDS HEART EMOJIS NOW??????
Mandy: you are quite an influencer ian lol
Ian: Yep, I think I broke him lol
Ian: Sorry, your brother is malfunctioning, need to repair him :(
Ian: With some of my tools
Mandy: LOL STOPPPP
Mandy: i’ll wake him up with my laughter if you won’t stop
Mandy: you are so excited about sex
Mandy: i wonder why lol
Mandy: you weren’t that excited when you were with kash
Ian: I mean I was
Ian: It’s kinda weird honestly, but I think I love Mickey
Ian: It just clicked
Ian: Was he the same?
Mandy: hmmm
Mandy: yeah we were talking about it when you two saw each other for the first time 🤔
Ian: 👀
Mandy: yeah lol here come the deets
Mandy: first of all you are his type like skinny ginger and quoting him:
Mandy: carrot top with the freckles pale skin and alien-looking
Mandy: so it literally clicked with him too
Mandy: it’s not like i believe in soulmates but you two may convince me otherwise
Ian: “Alien-looking” is a good one lol
Ian: Yeah, I know something is totally going on
Ian: I love how he smells
Mandy: then he is probably the one for you :)
Mandy: he was really sad when terry came back
Mandy: so uh if you come over he may ask you some questions 🤔
Ian: Yeah, I’ve never actually met him in your house… Only in the Alibi :/
Ian: Scared
Mandy: yeah you should probably be :///
Ian: What he may ask?
Mandy: “who the fuck are you” is the main one
Mandy: and then i don’t really know… you are not a early-teen girl so you should be fine
Ian: That sounds disgusting…
Mandy: mick was born when our mom was 13 and then 14 when i was born
Mandy: so it’s VERY disgusting
Mandy: but i mean at least we are here
Ian: Fuck
Ian: If she was here, would she approve that thing Mickey and I have going on?
Mandy: i don’t know
Mandy: but she loved us both and wanted to take us away with her
Mandy: so i think she would’ve been happy for you and mick
Ian: Why didn’t she take you and left you here?
Mandy: she didn’t get a chance to leave
Mandy: we were like 5 or 6 back then i think… mick was crying and terry beat him a lot for this
Mandy: and me too sometimes bc i was kinda “hiding” mickey in these moments
Mandy: and then we kinda switched and when i was crying he would like do this hide thing for me too
Ian: Oh, god… I’m sorry
Ian: What’s this hide thing?
Mandy: well look
Mandy: me and mickey are the only ones who like LIVE here and our other siblings come and go bc their mothers are alive or they have gfs or whatever
Mandy: but back then every one of terry’s kids lived here and it was pretty crowded cuz also there were different cousins and shit and so me and mick shared a room (it’s mine now)
Mandy: AAAAAND we would built a small fort and the one who needs to cry crawled inside and we “sealed” it with a pillow and the other was like a guard in case of someone walking in
Mandy: we had no one to care for us so we did it all ourselves
Ian: I see… It’s just sad. Pillow forts should be build for fun, not for hiding… I’m sorry
Ian: Maybe one day we should build it for all three of us and just have some fun :)
Mandy: sounds good for me :)
Mandy: ian can you promise me one thing?
Ian: What is it?
Mandy: teach mickey how to love himself
Mandy: please
Mandy: he deserves it
Ian: Oh, okay… I will try my best
Ian: Will he go out again tonight?
Mandy: yeah why
Ian: I don’t want it to be like last night, so I’ll go with him and pull an all-nighter
Ian: Can I come over when he wakes up?
Mandy: probably yeah but it’s not gonna be soon
Mandy: and i need to sleep too… i’ve been watching twilight again
Mandy: too much of mickey’s doppelgangers everywhere
Ian: Maybe he lives a double life and is actually an actor? lol
Ian: He’s pretty good-looking on camera
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[Group chat “Uhh”]
Mick: Hey
Mick: I woke up
Ian: Want me to come over? :)
Ian: I’ve woken up like an hour ago just for this
Mick: Wha t
Mick: Huh
Ian: When will you go for work?
Mick: 11pm uhhhh why
Mandy: he just wants to go with you lol
Mick: Aaaah
Mick: K
Ian: Is it ok if I come over like NOW? I have a bag of bbq chips
Mandy: lol good strategy
Mick: Good
Mick: Hope it’s pringles
Ian: Yep :)
Mandy: can i also have some???
Ian: Yeah it’s a family-size bag lol
Mick: Drag your ginger ass here already
Mandy: ian don’t forget my rings this time please 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Mandy: literally begging
Ian: Oh yeah, okay
Mick: What rings
Mandy: his younger sister asked me to gave her some to see if she would like how they look
Mandy: and did she???
Ian: Yeah, she asked where’ve you bought the black one
Mandy: uhhhh hot topic i think
Ian: Ok :)
Ian: Meet you in an hour :)