GallaChat

[Group chat “Uhh”]       Mandy: ok guys i’m leaving now so have a good time   Mandy: and for fuck’s sake be careful with the bed       Mickey: Huh so I heard it right that time       Ian: Heard what??       Mickey: Remember how I asked you if I should scream at them       Mandy: ooohhh so it was a team work lol   Mandy: i’m not even angry at this point       Ian: Yeah, sorry lol   Ian: I remember, yeah       Mickey: That when I heard loud as fuck screech and then like a fucking thud or whatever it was       Ian: Oh, I see…   Ian: So the bed is now on its’ deathbed?       Mickey: Fuck I’m gonna crush your scull with a hammer one day I swear to god       Mandy: HAHAHAHHAAAHAHHAHAHA   Mandy: love these puns ian       Mickey: Yeah he spits them out like every couple of sentences   Mickey: The fuck is going on inside your redhead head?   Mickey: Fuck       Mandy: IM DEAD       Ian: LOL YOURE THE SAME   Ian: Uh anyway haha   Ian: I’ll be there soon ig       Mandy: yep and we are driving away already so have a good time       Mickey: Fuck the house feels so good when it’s empty       Ian: It’s not gonna last long lol       Mandy: i think you don’t count ian lol yes mick?       Mickey: Yeah   Mickey: Ginger snap did you ducking die on your way or what I live just like down the street       Mandy: lol ginger snap   Mandy: giving nicknames already       Mickey: Yeah       Mandy: your new fav word?       Mickey: Yeah       Mandy: you’re too lazy to say something else??       Mickey: YEAH       Ian: I’m here, sorry   Ian: Omw! ——> [Mickey: Ginger snap did you ducking die on your way or what I’m just like down the street]       Mickey: Fucking finally I’m starving   Mickey: Already having fucking hiccups   Mickey: Hate it       Ian: Lol I’ll be there in 10 dw       Mandy: ok bye guys good luck! :)       Ian: Bye!! :)       ———       [Direct messages]       Ian: I’m outside   Ian: Open the door   Ian: Please my fingers are gonna fell off       Mickey: Wtf just walk in       Ian: You’ve closed it   Ian: Like closed CLOSED       Mickey: Ah shit   Mickey: One sec       ———       Mickey: Bring me a slice too wtf       Ian: Which one??       Mickey: Both       Ian: Want anything else?       Mickey: Would’ve been nice to have a ginger sex machine as a good topping   Mickey: Fuck   Mickey: THE FUCK WAS THAT       Ian: HOPE YOU HAVENT HEARD THIS UGLY LAUGH   Ian: OH SO YOU DID LOL       Mickey: Lol indeed   Mickey: Aren’t you cold?       Ian: Nope. You?       Mickey: Cold as fuck   Mickey: Under the blankets this time ok?   Mickey: There’s two of them now       Ian: Ok :) I’m going back       Mickey: Hell yeah       ———       Ian: Ok, I’m here   Ian: Where is it?       Mickey: Uhhh   Mickey: You see this bunch of cans beside my bed?       Ian: Yep   Ian: Found it   Ian: Almost empty tho       Mickey: But that’s enough right? I can’t believe I’m running out of fucking vaseline       Ian: At this point I’d say yes       Mickey: Cool   Mickey: And also   Mickey: Bring me a jumper   Mickey: The dark blue one       Ian: Nooo, I want to see you :(       Mickey: Sorry man I can barely move and I wanna be on top with this cowboy shit   Mickey: That’s sexy       Ian: Yeah that makes sense… Okay, coming back   Ian: And in the back too   Ian: ;)       Mickey: Fuck you honestly       Ian: I’m not really the one who is being fucked now lol       Mickey: Ok good point but still fuck you       ———       Mickey: Why did it fucking happen   Mickey: We just turned that shit on   Mickey: Fuck it’s too fucking bad       Ian: Still bleeding?       Mickey: My face looks like I’ve been beaten by Terry for one whole day straight   Mickey: Don’t you dare       Ian: Wasn’t gonna to   Ian: I had it once, if it helps :(   Ian: I’ll maybe turn off the heater? The air is dry   Ian: Maybe that’s why       Mickey: Yeah probably   Mickey: Still in the mood?       Ian: That was kinda hot   Ian: So don’t worry   Ian: We’ll continue when it stops   Ian: Just don’t hold your head up       Mickey: What I’ve been doing this shit like this for years       Ian: Yeah, but when Frank broke my nose I was told to hold my head down so I won’t swallow the blood       Mickey: Ok makes sense   Mickey: You said it was hot   Mickey: Should I leave it?       Ian: You feel like it?       Mickey: Yeah this shit’s pretty badass       Ian: Okay, come here then :)       ———       Mickey: Let’s talk like that ok? Jaw hurts as fuck       Ian: Oh I’m sorry :( Okay       Mickey: What’s our score again?       Ian: 5 without the blowjob. Why?       Mickey: Just wondering       Ian: I can see you looking at me haha   Ian: Nooo, don’t look away :(   Ian: You liked it?       Mickey: Loved it man       Ian: Sleep?       Mickey: Nah   Mickey: Too early       Ian: It’s 4am       Mickey: Doesn’t matter it’s still dark outside   Mickey: Ignore the yawning       Ian: Lol ok   Ian: Need another napkin?       Mickey: Yeah it’s been already going for an hour   Mickey: Am I dying?   Mickey: You fucked me to death?   Mickey: How long       Ian: 9       Mickey: Yep fucked me to death just like that   Mickey: What’s that smirk       Ian: You liked it, didn’t you?   Ian: Your eyes are cute       Mickey: Thanks       Ian: Wanna do something?       Mickey: What       Ian: Put your phone away for a sec       Mickey: That’s hot as fuck   Mickey: Do it again   Mickey: Hell yeah   Mickey: Sleep?       Ian: Okay :) Goodnight, Mick       Mickey: No wait don’t turn away   Mickey: Can you talk to me while I’m falling asleep?       Ian: Okay :) And let’s cuddle to warm you up a little bit more   Ian: And take away the napkin       Mickey: Ok       Ian: Come here       ———       Ian: You good?       Mickey: Yeah bring me food too   Mickey: You gonna stay?       Ian: You want me to? :)       Mickey: Hell yeah I’m not done with you yet   Mickey: Fuck these shitheads are gonna come back   Mickey: Fuck       Ian: You mean Mandy and Lip?   Ian: I can text her, she saw it coming anyway       Mickey: Ok go on then       [Direct messages]       Mandy: how was the night? ;)   Mandy: and good morning haha       Ian: Hi lol   Ian: Mick got pretty bad nosebleed in the process   Ian: But it was fantastic :) Wby?       Mandy: well we were competing with a couple next room in how loud our sex is   Mandy: wish i’d knew who won   Mandy: but ig it’s a tie   Mandy: yeah speaking about fucking       Ian: Yeah so, maybe you can stay there a bit longer??   Ian: Idk how this Lip’s scheme works       Mandy: yeah i think we can… 🤔   Mandy: did something else happen beside mick’s nose having its’ period?   Mandy: sorry lol       Ian: GOD 😭😭😭       [Direct messages]       Mickey: THE FUCK ARE YOU UGLY LAUGHING AGAIN       Ian: I WISH I COULD SAY   Ian: YOU DONT WANNA KNOW       Mickey: BUT I WOULD LIKE TO FUCKING KNOW??????       Ian: I WILL TELL WHEN I COME BACK   Ian: And yeah, I think they agreed to leave us alone for a little bit more :)       Mickey: Nice       [Direct messages]       Mandy: i guess mick killed you over this joke       Ian: Not yet lol But soon he will   Ian: And nothing interesting lol   Ian: As much as interesting gay sex can be   Ian: Ok gotta go, he is having hiccups again lol       Mandy: lol he is like a baby   Mandy: wait       Ian: What’s up?       Mandy: are you like together now or ???       Ian: We are good friends at least :)   Ian: Very close friends, I’d say       Mandy: haha i see :)   Mandy: ok go to your hiccuping close friend :)       [Direct messages]       Mickey: You stuck in the oven or what       Ian: I’m coming, sorry lol       Mickey: Coming and without me huh       Ian: Is your body even okay? lol       Mickey: Nah pretty sore but I want to continue   Mickey: Maybe just this soft shit like foreplay or something       Ian: Can I ask you a question?   Ian: Not really a question, but more of an observation       Mickey: Yeah man shoot       Ian: From my perspective   Ian: It looks like… We are kind of into each other now?       Mickey: Yeah   Mickey: You are saying it as if we weren’t fucking all night long    Mickey: And I haven’t had your dick in my mouth   Mickey: And we weren’t fucking making out        Ian: Yeah, I guess I was a bit late to say it lol