GallaChat

[ Direct messages ]       Lip: Mandy told me about you and Mickey yesterday. Ian, are you really sure? I mean, it’s not my business but you need to be careful.       Ian: Uhh… why?       Lip: Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad that my younger brother doesn’t fuck with some random dude in his 50s with wife and kids. But still, it’s someone with a criminal record and… Well, you know his family.       Ian: Why are you dating Mandy then?       Lip: It’s hard to explain, Ian. I know, what I’m doing right now and I probably have double standards on this matter. But still… He is pretty much “unstable”? In a riot and dangerous way. So be careful and don’t get involved into any of his shady drug stuff. Okay?       Ian: Uhh… It’s just a casual fling probably. Nothing serious [deleted]  I know better than selling drugs 😐       Lip: Yeah, but still. Be careful. Again - it’s not my business.       Ian: What was the point then?       Lip: I just don’t trust him that much. That’s it.       Ian: He doesn’t trust you too, so it’s a mutual feeling ig :/   Ian: Just stay out of it, okay? He needs someone who cares   Ian: Maybe it’s a bit irrational and impulsive from my side, but I want to try it out   Ian: He’s still a bit older, so that also counts ;)       Lip: You fucker, haha.   Lip: Well, okay, I guess. I’m at least glad Mick and I hate each other equally… Probably not the best thing to be proud of.       Ian: Yeah   Ian: Anywayyy   Ian: He said his house is going to be all ours on Sunday, so uhh I suppose you and Mandy are going out?       Lip: Yep. Found a guy who re-sells keys from motel rooms (sounds weird, I know), so I guess we have a room with cockroaches on the floor and sperm on the sheets for a good sleepover.       Ian: I guess I’m going to be staying in the house that is exactly the same lol   Ian: Did you notice how their house feels very cold? Not in the temperature way   Ian: In some kind of a “spiritual” way?? Idk how to explain…       Lip: I’ve never thought about it, but I understand what you’re trying to say. Yeah, it kinda does… And they themselves do too.   Lip: I guess, that’s why every Gallagher needs their own Milkovich. To balance things out. But still, you need to be careful.   Lip: Cold burns still exist, you know.       Ian: Cold burns don’t even make sense… But I kinda understand your point now :/   Ian: You’re staying overnight with her today again?       Lip: Yeah, why?       Ian: Tell her I said hi :)       Lip: hi to you too ian 👋   Lip: It was her.       Ian: Yeah, I got that xD There’s no way you’ll write in the lowercase letters and use an emoji like this   Ian: Gotta go back to my cold burn guy   Ian: Don’t break the bed :)       Lip: Goodnight to you too. Took your meds?       Ian: Yes Jesusss 😐😐😐       Lip: I’m afraid I can’t call myself Jesus yet, but thanks for such a compliment (?). Your lack of punctuation in some places makes me feel pretty good about myself. :)     Ian: Fuck you lol   Ian: Ok bye! Bye, Mands :)       Lip: byeee :)   Lip: Her again. Don’t stay up late.       Ian: Yessir       ———       Mickey: You’re back fucking finally   Mickey: These shitheads are already being all lovey-dovey in Terry’s fucking room       Ian: Fucking room haha       Mickey: Don’t you fucking dare   Mickey: HISNTLY FUIK YPU       Ian: You had a stroke? :(       Mickey: Yes because of your stupid ass puns   Mickey: Here   Mickey: 🖕   Mickey: I’ve never seen this shit but I’m glad you’re the first one who I can try it on       Ian: Lol Mick   Ian: Where did your god-like autocorrect go??       Mickey: Went deep down into your ass   Mickey: Idk why it didn’t work tho   Mickey: Fuck it anyway   Mickey: Wait       Ian: What       Mickey: Yep they are ducking   Mickey: FUCK   Mickey: I MEAN THEY ARE DUCKIN   Mickey: FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAA   Mickey: THEY ARE F U C K I N G       Ian: I CANT IM CHICKING   Ian: CHOCKING       Mickey: FINALLY   Mickey: Maybe I really text better when I’m drunk but yeah fuck this shit   Mickey: And also       Ian: Ahhh fuck I’m in tears   Ian: What’s up       Mickey: They moan that’s annoying af   Mickey: Should I scream?       Ian: Lol go for it       Mickey: Ok   Mickey: Finally it’s quiet again   Mickey: Your brother sounds so fucking bad       Ian: Yeah, I know       Mickey: I swear if you are going to sound the same I will confiscate your eyeballs and shove a broomstick into your mouth       Ian: That’s creative lol You have a good imagination       Mickey: Yeah no shit   Mickey: But like   Mickey: Every brain needs to be fed or whatever the fuck I am saying right now   Mickey: Uhh fuck I can’t say it       Ian: Why       Mickey: Dudes?   Mickey: FUCK AGAIN   Mickey: Nudes I wanted to say nudes I don’t even fucking care anymore       Ian: That’s pretty straightforward lol   Ian: Or gayforward?       Mickey: It’s not the time man       Ian: Getting impatient, are you? :)       Mickey: Well I guess       Ian: Okayyy, give me some time       Mickey: No wait are you seriously gonna do this???       Ian: Why not? Or you can wait and see it when we meet?       Mickey: Fuck uhh   Mickey: Fuck let’s do this I wanna see it now       Ian: Hey, I haven’t told you this yet but   Ian: You’re so fucking handsome       Mickey: Wow   Mickey: Didn’t see that coming   Mickey: Thanks ig   Mickey: Man you good?       Ian: Sorry, needed to do something :)   Ian: I guess, that’s what you wanted? ;)       Mickey: HOLY FUCKING SHIT   Mickey: Fuck   Mickey: Now I can’t wait even more   Mickey: Fucker   Mickey: That’s the first fucking time I’ve ever blushed   Mickey: More?       Ian: Coming right up ;)   Ian: That’s enough for now, okay?       Mickey: Fuck   Mickey: Okay I need some time you stay here you’re not going to bed any time soon       Ian: Okay haha   Ian: Glad you liked it :)   Ian: I have so many intrusive thoughts right now… [ deleted ]   Ian: Do you like my face or just my dick? [ deleted ]   Ian: I want to see you again   Ian: Maybe we can hang out tomorrow too? Somewhere in the city, I mean   Ian: Pretty sure there’s going to be a lot of snow, but it’s not that important       Mickey: I’m here   Mickey: Fuck that was good   Mickey: Thanks       Ian: Thanks for what lol       Mickey: Fuck I can’t hang out tomorrow bc SOMEONE is getting out of prison and we need to pick him up and maybe celebrate this shit or whatever   Mickey: Thanks for the pics       Ian: Who is this “someone”? lol   Ian: And no problem ;)       Mickey: One of my brothers   Mickey: Stupid piece of shit got locked in prison because he ratted ON HIMSELF   Mickey: Not on others at least but that means I had more work to do   Mickey: So thanks AGAIN because I fucking needed it       Ian: No problem lol   Ian: Now I need to do something with myself too       Mickey: Uh yeah sure   Mickey: You’re coming back after that?       Ian: Yeah, maybe for like 20 minutes. If I do it at night, then I’m pretty much gonna get knocked out very soon lol       Mickey: So you don’t have this like post nut clarity shit?       Ian: I had it when I started doing all that ig   Ian: Then there was too much sex lol You start not giving a shit at some point   Ian: Maybe it was also a thing bc I was closeted, but who knows       Mickey: You’d better fuck this fucking thing out of me   Mickey: Cuz it’s annoying as fuck       Ian: Got ya lol. Ok brb   Ian: You say “fuck” and it’s variations too much lol       Mickey: Ok   Mickey: Don’t care didn’t ask   Mickey: You’re taking too long man   Mickey: It’s not a bad thing for me at least       Ian: Sooo you want our night to be longer?       Mickey: Hell yeah motherfucker I won’t just call you for like one time and then throw your ginger ass out       Ian: Can’t wait ;)       Mickey: You have to   Mickey: Gallagher       Ian: YOU DID IT!!       Mickey: YES I FUCKING DID       Ian: LETS GOOOO   Ian: I’m proud of you, Mick lol       Mickey: Thanks       Ian: Okay I think I’m gonna go to bed now… Good luck with your after-prison party lol       Mickey: Hope I’ll get some fucking pizza that isn’t frozen store shit   Mickey: Yeah before I forget   Mickey: Bring pizza or sandwiches or something like that   Mickey: I’m so fucking tired of eating hot pockets       Ian: Got you, man. Goodnight!       Mickey: Yeah goodnight to you too       ———       Mandy: mick is nervous lol i’m packing my stuff up now   Mandy: if you want us to stay away longer text me ok?       Ian: What about others?       Mandy: nah they are gone for a week or even more idk   Mandy: terry is having his fucking field trip with his friends from shooting club and my brothers   Mandy: mick stopped going to these at some point   Mandy: i guess even he is annoyed of constant drinking 🤔       Ian: And, I guess, they aren’t taking you because you’re a girl?       Mandy: ding ding ding   Mandy: yep 😐😐😐       Ian: That’s fucked up :/       Mandy: yep i’m not surprised that a fucked up family is misogynistic 😕       Ian: That sucks…   Ian: Hey I have a weird question haha       Mandy: shoot lol       Ian: What pizza does Mick like?       Mandy: lol wasn’t expecting that   Mandy: why didn’t you ask him yourself?   Mandy: or is it some kind of surprise???       Ian: Not a surprise, but I want to make him extra happy :)       Mandy: that’s sweet :)   Mandy: he likes pizza hut   Mandy: and his faves I THINK either super supreme or chicken bbq 🤔   Mandy: and also   Mandy: he is in love with blue raspberry slurpee   Mandy: ;)       Ian: I see ;)   Ian: Thanks! :)       Mandy: good luck with my brother lol       Ian: And good luck to you too with mine lol   Ian: ALSO before I forget   Ian: You won’t believe it   Ian: [Image] HE DID IT!!!       Mandy: NO FUCKING WAY   Mandy: HE SPELLED IT RIGHT   Mandy: damn he really cares       Ian: Wish you’d knew, how much       Mandy: i’m too afraid to even ask lol   Mandy: it seems like it’s something VERY sexual   Mandy: so keep it to yourself lol   Mandy: ok gotta go back to packing! :)   Mandy: should i take bikini or nah 🤔 what if there’s like cool sauna       Ian: Ok! :)   Ian: The only place where you might need a bikini on this date is your usual bathtub lol   Ian: If you two are going to role play as a coastguard and uh… whatever you can be 🤔       Mandy: lol okay i got your point   Mandy: now bye for real this time lol       Ian: Yep, I’ll pack something too       Mandy: take a hoodie or something   Mandy: no wait   Mandy: you had this turtleneck shirt   Mandy: mick will love it i think   Mandy: and also it’s pretty cold at our place :/       Ian: Ok, I hope I’ll find it… We all swap clothes like it’s nothing   Ian: There’s a photo of me somewhere where I’m wearing Fiona’s oversized shirt lol       Mandy: hope you tried wearing her high heels as well lol       Ian: Nope, they are scary lol   Ian: Girls are wild for wearing these honestly       Mandy: it’s all to please men 😐😐😐   Mandy: the same men who burst into tears when a woman is one inch taller than them   Mandy: and here we are still texting each other and not packing our shit!!!!!!!!!       Ian: Yeppp :/   Ian: Are we stupid?       Mandy: yeah probably…