𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕋𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤

      The Emperor of China himself entered through the main doors into his office. There seemed to be no one in the office, but there was a suspicion that someone was here. At that moment, the yellow teddy bear himself abruptly closed the door behind the emperor. — Winnie? — emperor recognized him and was surprised. — So we met, Emperor! — a rough voice was heard. The chair in front of the emperor's desk turned to reveal Yuri Boyka sitting on it, with Tails himself lying on his lap, like a cat that Yuri was petting while talking. — Finally! — Maybe you shouldn’t have portrayed it? Even I think this is stupid. — fox himself intervened, getting off the big man’s arms. — You know how to ruin such parody moments. — Yuri grumbled. — Who are you? — asked the emperor. — I’m Yuri Boyka, and this is Two-Tailed. He and I have complaints about you and your Soviet China. — Boyka explained. — Please, you must listen to us, because what we experienced in your country is not fair. - added Two-Tailed. — Wait! I do not understand anything. What are you all talking about? — asked the emperor and then Two-Tailed, Yuri and Vinny began to explain to them who they were, where they came from and how they ended up in China, as well as how they ended up in prison and for what reason. Even the fox himself retold the same thing that he tried to explain in court, and also that everyone was kind of crazy and lying all sorts of nonsense about him. And he also doesn’t understand at all why they are prohibited from flying in China. The Emperor listened to them carefully and tried not to interrupt, but only occasionally asked questions. But overall, he listened to them carefully and understood their entire complaint. They were put behind bars for trifles, which means they are not guilty at all and Soviet China is obliged to ask the three of them for forgiveness. And even more so for Winnie the Pooh, since he was banned in China by some uninteresting governor because of some stupid meme on the Internet. — I got it. I will try to do something and solve these problems, but I advise you not to leave my building anywhere until I sort everything out. — As you wish! — Yuri did not argue with the emperor. He, of course, does not like to wait and is always even ready to kill, if only everything happens quickly according to his request, but since the emperor himself was in front of him, he did not want to raise a hand against him out of respect. Because this was his chance to improve, so that he could finally walk on the street and feel the air of freedom. This means that now it will be impossible to sleep on a hard bed behind bars, and now he may even decide to have a wife and children with a house in China, since no one in Russia will accept him as one of their own. — By the way, that city, Mr. Two-Tailed, where they accused you, hated your flights and imprisoned you together with those two, if I’m not mistaken... Tibinipo. I haven’t visited this city for a long time and haven’t checked its rules. I'll probably look there right now. - the emperor added and slammed the door. The fox, the man and the teddy bear had to sit in the emperor's office and wait. From time to time, at the request of the emperor, a personal butler came to them and brought them food and drink at the emperor’s expense. And at this time everything passed. A day passed, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three. .. Well, in general, many days and nights passed while the emperor, based on numerous complaints from his three guests, flew all over China and established new orders with demands, trying to sort this out. About two months later the emperor returned. — Finally! What took you so long? — Boyka was indignant, but tried not to be too rude. — I apologize for being late. The life of an emperor is also hard, if only you knew. I had to fly around each city for a very long time and appeal against every stupid rule that was invented there, until I looked at them for a long time. In general, I figured everything out. The governor was dismissed from his post and replaced by another, more polite and understanding of humor, even from the Internet, who, before introducing laws, will first think long and deal with what will cause him suspicion. Disney's Winnie the Pooh is allowed again throughout China, all charges against Yuri Boyka are erased... Well, only in China. Therefore, I'm afraid you will have to stay with us for now. — Fine. I agree to everything, as long as I never go back to prison again. Well, if they give me useful work. — said Yuri and the emperor continued: — Of course you will get a job. You will be a trainer in any gym and help beginners build the same muscles as yours. Oh and one more thing! Mr. Two-Tailed, I found out that some fool was mayor in Tibinipo. He introduced this stupid law banning flights while drunk. But I burned everything from him and, having found out everything, fired him. True, I haven’t found a new mayoral candidate for the city. And I thought maybe you Two-Tailed would like to accept the status of mayor of Tibinipo? — I? — the fox was shocked. — You! By breaking into my house with complaints about this topic, you showed real qualities of a leader. I noticed this in you and I think that you will cope well with the new order in the city. Right? — Well, I do not know. I have amnesia and I remember almost nothing about myself. What if I don’t succeed and I make an even worse mess in your city than the fool you fired? —I understand, you’re just not confident in yourself. — The emperor smiled and wrapped his hand around the fox, placing it on his shoulder. — But don’t worry about the ability to govern. I am the Emperor of all Soviet China. If anything, I will help you with order in the city. Therefore, if suddenly something bad happens and you suddenly can’t cope with it, just let me know! Agreed? — Fine. — Without thinking twice, Two-Tailed answered. — YE-E-S!!! Good, long live Mayor Two-Tailed! — Winnie the Pooh was happy. After some time, the emperor gave the two-tailed man a ticket back to the very city where he flew on the plane. When he arrived there, all the inhabitants of Tibinipo greeted him with a bow and for a long time apologized to him and kissed his feet in order to avoid his anger and cruel punishments for treating him so brazenly. He even took advantage of this to teach them a little lesson. He lied slightly, saying that for their impudence and false accusation he would execute them all. In fact, he did not intend to execute them, but they all immediately hanged themselves and began to scream and cry loudly, begging him to change his mind and not do this, to which the fox laughed aside and then gave his word to think about their proposal, to spare them. Although in fact he had no intention of punishing them at all, much less he no longer held a grudge against them. The entire people of Tibinipo city were in shock. Tails didn’t even notice that among the crowd of residents there was an old friend, the cat Big. He definitely remembered the good old two-tailed fox, but he didn’t understand why everyone called him by a different name and why he looked at him as if he didn’t remember him. Arriving in the city center and standing on the podium, Two-Tails began his speech to the whole city: — Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Two-Tailed... I may not remember anything from my past life, but I am glad that I have become the new mayor of your city. Of course, you all hated me, accused me with false accusations and lied about what I didn’t do at all or that I didn’t work at all, and also fired me for some trifles, but nevertheless I’m glad that the emperor listened to my complaints and freed you from all this mental curse. I hope you all changed after this and at least the emperor finally reached out to everyone on this topic, among all of you psychos. Briefly speaking! Citizens of the city of Tibinipo, I may not know much about politics, or budgets, or how to be a leader, I don't even really understand what a mayor is. But I know for sure, as long as I’m wearing the mayor’s hat, you can always do whatever you want on the streets of Tibinipo and all of China. If you want to fly, fly to your health! As many as you want! Or my name is not Two-Tailed! When the fox finished his speech, the residents of the city praised the new mayor, clapping their hands and shouting joyfully, welcoming him and escorting him to a black limousine, which took the two-tailed fox to the skyscraper where he tried to get a job the first time he was here.

At the same time

      Knuckles was walking around one village and tired along the way, he sat down on the nearest empty bench and just began to rest when it became hot. After spending an extra coin on a newspaper machine, he took out a newspaper and used it as a fan to create a cold wind to relieve himself of the heat. He didn’t even really notice the news written on it with a photo of Tails himself. Sonic approaches him and asks: — Hey, Knuckles, didn’t you find it her? — No. — the echidna answered, lowering his head with a sigh, and stopped waving the newspaper. Sonic took a closer look at the photo and when he saw Tails, he pointed at the newspaper in Knuckles' hand with his index finger: — HERE HE IS!!! — Where? — Knuckles was surprised and looked carefully at the newspaper. — Exactly! It is he! We spend days looking for him, but it turns out that he is written about in the newspapers. — Knuckles thought out loud and read the newspaper headline out loud: — Mr. Two-Tailed has appropriated the title of the new mayor of the city of Tibinipo in China... — Ah! Tails became the mayor of a Chinese city? — Sonic was surprised.