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Soviet-Chinese court

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      Tails was taken to the building of the Soviet-Chinese court, where in the hall sat a bunch of witnesses with whom he had previously met and who complained about him for no reason. Then the judge himself came into the tripe wearing a white wig and with a hammer instead of his right hand. β€” Punish this rude man! He insults us and calls us crazy, although in fact he is the crazy one, not us. β€” bearded man complained. β€” Silence, silence! Let's start recording! β€” judge forced everyone to shut up in the courtroom and after silence, he turned to the fox. β€” So! Mr. Two-Tailed, you are accused of violating the nine rules of Soviet China. β€” NOT TRUE!!! THIS IS ALL LIBEL!!! I'M NORMAL!!! β€” two-tailed man shouted. β€” QUIET!!! β€” judge shouted, banging his gavel and the fox fell silent. β€” You are also accused of shouting and insulting a young man. β€” Which one? β€” Tails didn’t understand. β€” Well, this one with narrow eyes and a cap. β€” judge explained, pointing his gavel at the jury, among whom there were five more boys just like twins. β€” Uh... Don't be offended, but you all look the same. β€” said the defendant and all the Chinese gasped at what they heard. β€” What a cheek! β€” How dare you, rude man? β€” Quiet! Quiet! The court calls the first witness. β€” judge demanded, and the same guy whom Tails and his girlfriend met yesterday, until he found this city, came onto the witness stand. β€” This fluffy guy seemed cute to us at first. He seemed to communicate with us adequately, but when he took off on his tails, my wife and I immediately realized that he was bad. Very bad. β€” What did you see there, madam? β€” judge turned to the same policewoman. β€” I was calmly standing at my post, catching parking violators, not touching anyone innocent with my fingers, when suddenly this parasite appeared. β€” YOU'RE LYING!!! β€” fox shouted, but this again caused a scandal in the hall. β€” Watch? Again he is on his own! β€” Well what is this? β€” Quiet! Quiet! β€” judge forced them all to shut up again. β€” Continue, madam! β€” So here it is. This is a parasite. He ended up only in our city, never got a job, didn’t earn a single yuan, and spent the whole day on the street without work. He stupidly ignored my advice. β€” NOT TRUE!!! β€” Tails shouted again, unable to bear it, again starting a scandal. β€” SHUT UP ALREADY, YOU LIARS!!! LET ME FINALLY EXPLAIN EVERYTHING NORMALLY!!! β€” QUIET!!! β€” judge shouted and hit his stand with a sledgehammer, almost breaking it. β€” For now, the accused has the right to remain silent and will no longer yell and interrupt your complaints against him until we hear all the witnesses! The next witnesses, oddly enough, were the same boy who complained that the fox was crazy and that he yelled at him for no reason, the kindergarten teacher complained about him that he almost killed the child with his flights, the cooks complained about that , that he created some kind of stupid cleaning circus with his flights, the head of the construction site complained that he was scary when he flew and almost ruined their new house, which they were completing, and the last one was the CEO of the company where Tails tried for the first time get a job, but couldn’t. And he complained that with his flights he almost ruined his building with its ceiling. All the witnesses were heard and the judge finally gave the floor to the accused: β€” Mr. Two-Tailed, before you are given a prison sentence, finally explain to us properly why you broke all these rules! The Two-Tailed took a deep breath, getting ready to finally speak and hoping that these bastards would not interrupt him again and lie about the fact that he was ALLEGEDLY lying. He explained to the judge that he has amnesia, that he doesn’t remember how he got here and that this is his first time here and doesn’t know what these stupid rules are? And he also explained that then he was yelling not just like that, but out of anger, since many people here had already gotten to him and he didn’t understand why everyone was reacting so crazy to the fact that he could fly? And he even told the same story the same day on his own behalf, emphasizing for one thing that those witnesses were lying and that they did not lie. He really tried to look for a job and even got a job for three of them, but before he could finish his job, he was immediately fired, in his opinion, for some unknown reason? β€” And what will you do with me? β€” fox asked, and a scandal broke out in the hall again: β€” Execute him in the electric chair! β€” Shot! β€” Cut off his head! β€” QUIET-QUIET!!! I SAID QUIET!!! β€” judge shouted, almost knocking his feet on his stand. When everyone calmed down, he began to answer the defendant. β€” Do not worry! In the new USSR, after its revival, executions were banned back in 2025, so no one is going to shoot you, much less execute you. For not working, you will simply receive a prison sentence. Seven days and seven nights in prison, plus quarry work. Well, so that you can work for us sometimes. And so that you don’t violate anything again, you will be forbidden, even in prison, to yell about trifles without explanation and to fly. Your two tails, with which you fly, will be connected. β€” Tails lowered his head from what he heard. Besides, he still didn't understand why they all hated the fact that he flies so much. β€” The verdict is final and cannot be appealed.

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      After the trial, the fox was immediately sent to a dark cell made of damp and rusty stone bricks. Plus there were no windows. There was only darkness, and somewhere in the center of the room among the cells, water was dripping from the ceiling onto the floor. β€” Damn, who did they put me with? Crap! Yokarny babay! β€” fox heard someone’s rude voice and turned around. Strangely enough, it was his cellmate, who was sitting with him on one of the beds. A man with muscles, a small beard and tattoos. In appearance he looked scary and rude, but his eyes were clearly kind. That's for sure. β€” Who are you? β€” Tails asked him. β€” I'm Yuri Boyka. The best fighter on the planet. β€” cellmate explained. β€” And what is your name? β€” I don't remember. But the three policemen who arrested me and the judge in court called me Mr. Two-Tailed. β€” Nice to meet you. β€” cellmate lightly shook the fox’s hand. The fox allowed him to shake it, although at first he was afraid of him, thinking that he would break his hand. β€” Why are you in prison, Two-Tailed? β€” Hey, buddy, why did you get locked up? β€” they heard a half-childish voice from the next cell opposite. Tails looked there and saw a yellow teddy bear wearing a red T-shirt. β€” Oh, who are you? β€” This is Winnie the Pooh. It was banned in China and is now illegal in China. And it all started because of some stupid meme, in which they played off a picture of him and Tiggers, comparing him with the Chinese governor. He got angry about the meme and then banned all Disney Winnie the Pooh cartoons and games in China. Even when China joined the Soviet Union. I used to be in Russia, but I killed all the fighters there and had to be moved here, thinking that the Chinese would help me get rid of feelings of anger and thirst for violence. And in general, I’m tired of fighting. I was already thinking about taking a vacation and having a wife and children. I really don’t know how to do this, especially in prison. β€” Yuri Boyka explained. β€” And they put me here for some trifle. Because I can fly. β€” Tails said and untied the rope from his tails, since it was not convenient for him to walk and sit with a rope on his tails. β€” What are these stupid rules and prohibitions in this country? β€” I would love to help you escape and deal with this, but I can’t. In any case, if you can escape, I advise you to go to the Emperor of China himself and complain to him about all this. Unless, of course, he wants to talk to you. β€” Yuri answered. At that moment, a guard entered the cell and opened the bars. β€” Go to work! Two-Tails went first, and Yuri Boyka and Winnie the Pooh followed them. When they were escorted to the quarry, Tails immediately, thanks to his untied tails, took off, grabbed two cellmates, Vinny with his left hand, and Yuri with his right, and then flew up with them. β€” LET'S FLIGHT!!! β€” he shouted. β€” Uh... STOP!!! β€” guard shouted, but he could not stop them, because he had a baton instead of a pistol. β€” STOP!!! But Two-Tailed did not listen to him and flew higher and higher away from the prison. β€” Wow! It's so cool! I have never flown live like this before. β€” Yuri admired. β€” Yes. Don't be offended, but you're a little heavy. β€” Oh, sorry! It's all my weight. I worked my muscles and lifted weights in every prison. That's why I'm so healthy. β€” Where are we going? β€” asked Winnie the Pooh. β€” How to where? To the emperor. β€” ARE YOU CRAZY??? HE WILL ORDER YOU TO BE SHOOT FOR TREATING!!! β€” Yuri shouted. β€” No. We will surround him, leaving him unguarded, but we will not intimidate him. We'll just talk to him, discuss those stupid rules, including the ban on Winnie the Pooh and your freedom of speech, Yuri. He will think about our words and cancel all these stupid rules and prohibitions. Then the country will be free and everyone there can be whoever they want. Either flying or parodying. Are you with me? β€” fox explained. β€” My strength is with you. β€” Yuri grinned. β€” And my honey. β€” Vinnie smiled.

At the same time

      For now, Vanilla got a job as a waitress in a restaurant in St. Petersburg, while her daughter Cream, along with a group of Russian police, searched for Tails in all cities of Russia. Because she needs to work on the territory of Soviet Russia, but this is not necessary for Cream, since she is underage, and it’s summer now to study. Holidays after all. Sonic in Moscow couldn’t find a better job other than as a trainer in the gym and train beginners. There's not much more to say. What's it like in Station Square? G.A.N. and Shadow, together with Dark's team, searched the entire city and island. They looked everywhere for Tails, but they never found him.

China β€” Beijing

      Tails, holding the hands of Yuri Boyka and Winnie the Pooh, flew up on his tail to the city of Beijing right to the palace of the Emperor of Soviet China himself. He flew up to the balcony and slowly lowered first Yuri's bare feet to the floor, and then Winnie the Pooh, and then he himself slowly lowered himself in his red and white sneakers. β€” The Emperor is some kind of beggar. He could build himself a huge palace with surveillance cameras and guns for protection, but he lives as if in his own ordinary house with a balcony. β€” Boyka suggested out loud. β€” Maybe he just wanted such housing in the palace? β€” asked Winnie the Pooh. β€” It was a rhetorical question, Vinny! β€” Yuri answered. β€” Okay, stop arguing, guys! It looks like he's not at home yet. β€” Tails explained and went inside through the balcony door first. Yuri and Vinnie followed him. β€”We’re not fighting, Two-Tailed. We're just guessing on this topic. You might think that you never imagined anything like this out loud or in your thoughts. β€” Guys, this is not an assumption. It's kind of a clichΓ©, I think. β€” Two-Tailed answered. β€” What other clichΓ© is there? We're not living in a movie. β€” Yuri grinned.
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