𝔽𝕚𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕋𝕒𝕚𝕝𝕤

      Two-Tailed was invited to a meeting to choose a slogan for a new company for the production of liquid soap, which they would sell cheaper throughout the Soviet Union in better quality and more expensive abroad in capitalist countries in terrible quality. The directors still couldn't come up with a new slogan, but they hoped that the new mayor with two tails, who allowed everyone to dream and fly, would help them solve this problem. When the fox entered the large hall, decorated with green wallpaper with pink bamboos, and a large square standing in the center, he sat down between two directors, one of whom was old and had a beard. — You are a little late, but so far we have solved another problem, the spread of terrible quality in capitalist countries. Now we need your help to discuss the slogan for our liquid soap. — explained the young director in glasses without lenses and showed a prototype of liquid soap in a translucent jar. The liquid soap and its production company bore the simplest name - “Bamboo Surprise”. — Drivers, Two-Tails, we are doing advertising here. And the soap itself is actually still in development. And the slogan has been written all day and all night since yesterday. — the girl explained and told the first version of the slogan. — Liquid soap bamboo surprise, get rid of dirt and smell! — M-m-m-m... — Two-Tails thought. — What you say? — girl asked. — Only honestly! — asked the bearded man. — I don't like. — the fox answered honestly and everyone mumbled with sorrow at what they heard. — How about it?... Liquid soap bamboo surprise, it’s like going on a cruise. Only there is no ship and can’t leave home. — suggested a fat, big man in a business suit. Two-Tailed thought for a minute and shook his head in response, without further ado. The slogan itself seemed somehow disgusting to him. The directors all lowered their heads at once and again muttered in despair. — And if so? — the bearded man offered his own version. — What can wash your hands and dishes better than a bamboo surprise no worse! — M-m-m-m... A bit long. — fox answered embarrassedly and everyone lowered their heads again. Then something occurred to the fox. — And if so! Bamboo surprise will wash down and up! The directors scratched their heads, thinking about the option proposed by the fox himself, and the idea seemed good to them. — But it’s true. That is, just say what the product itself is needed for? No one has ever done this before. This is crazy. — girl intervened. — PERFECT!!! — all the directors shouted at once. — Thank you very much! — fat man shook the fox’s hands. — You know, if you also need our help, we are always ready to help you too. Just tell me! — said the bearded man. — Well, actually, I was only looking for a job. Otherwise, it seems to me that I seem to be walking around the city as a mayor all day, but in the end I do nothing and just sit back while everyone else is working. — Two-Tailed explained. — M-m-m-m... — the directors thought at the same time and the girl was the first to answer: — Two-Tailed, consider yourself to have found a job. We will always find something to keep the mayor with such taste busy. — Welcome, Two-Tailed! — fat man shook the mayor’s hands again.

Some time later

      Two-Tailed was first called to a meeting for all workers and manufacturers of liquid soap, where he, together with the directors, told this invented slogan and explained that no one had used such a slogan before and that it would one hundred percent help with big sales, as expected Soviet Union and abroad. And in addition, they showed a sheet with a red line, which rises from the lower left corner without falling to the very top in the right corner. For fun, the fox showed this with a pointing stick. — Any questions? — asked Two-Tailed. — Yes. — old, narrow-eyed guy raised his hand. — Can I have my stick back? After the meeting, they decided to go and have lunch at a very rich restaurant. But here's the problem. The restaurant was closed for renovation because the roof was old and falling apart. It needed to be replaced, and there were few workers. The two-tailed fox immediately remembered his ability to fly, took extra nails with a hammer, new tiles and flew up to the top, starting to hammer new tiles on the roof himself. He himself did not know how he remembered how to correctly calculate where to put the tiles and where to drive the nails, but he tried to put these questions aside and just worked for himself. Half an hour later, thanks to his ability to fly, he quickly repaired the roof alone, and the workers, who were having lunch at that time, saw that the mayor himself had done their work for them, went about their business, and the restaurant was opened again, and the mayor together with the producers of the new liquid soap went inside. Moreover, they did not have to pay, since the restaurant, as a sign of gratitude for the roof, distributed food to them at the expense of the establishment.

At the same time

      A passenger plane was flying across the sky from Russia to China. On the roof of the plane were Sonic, Shadow, Vanilla, Cream, Amy and Knuckles. They didn’t have enough money for tickets, so they had to fly on the roof, where no one would find or get them. The blue hedgehog, tightly clenching his fist, kept in it his friend’s diary, for which they were flying. He couldn't wait to see his brother again soon, hug him and even ask for forgiveness for everything he said to him. — Is there just one thing I didn’t understand? Why is his name written wrong in the newspaper? — asked Cream. — Maybe he forgot who he is? — Don't make things up, baby! — echidna denied. — Tails is a strong and brave guy. He can even fend for himself alone. I'm sure. — Yes. Alone, and I didn't realize it. — Sonic lowered his head. — Tails was there on the edge of the island trying to protect me, preventing me from jumping and falling into the water. And I, the old fool, did not realize this. Probably, because I called him a two-tailed idiot because of such a trifle, he will never forgive me now? — Of course he will forgive. — Shadow reassured him. — You are not guilty of anything. It's your fault that you all called him that. As a result, he was offended and left you. — It's okay. When Tails sees us, we will all ask him for forgiveness at once and calmly all fly home together. — Amy smiled. — Poor Tails! — Vanilla was worried. While they were chatting among themselves, the plane had already landed at Tibinipo Airport and all the passengers began to leave the cabins one by one, while the Mobians slowly and quietly climbed off the roof of the plane. It’s strange that during the flight they never fell in the wind. — Well, here we are in Tibinipo. All that remains is to find the mayor himself, that is, Tails! — Knuckles said. — How will we find him? — asked Amy. — Let's split up and go to different sides of the city. — Shadow suggested and handed out a walkie-talkie to everyone. — When one of us finds him, have him radio to everyone so we can all get together and meet Tails at the same time! — Then go ahead! Sonic said as he took his walkie talkie and ran south, Knuckles ran west, Amy east, and Vanilla and Cream ran north. Only Shadow remained, who did not know where to go. At this time, Tails himself, in a business black suit and wearing sunglasses, was calmly walking around the city to the city center and whistling some song to himself along the way. While walking, he accidentally tripped, but almost fell, holding on. — Damn! The lace came undone. — he said to himself, seeing an untied black man's shoe and squatting down, he began to tie the laces back. At that moment, Vanilla and Cream ran past him, without really noticing him. — Cream, don't lag behind! — Wait for me, mom! When Two-Tailed heard them, his eyes widened at first, as if these voices seemed familiar to him, then he thought, “No! Can't be!" and continued to tie his shoelace to the end, after which he stood up and walked on, continuing to whistle something to himself.

Some periods of time

Sonic searched the old port with boxes, after which he took out a walkie-talkie. — Reception, I’ve already searched the old port twenty times in circles, but Tails is nowhere to be found here. — Sonic, I found him! He's at the restaurant with fresh roses. — Amy, stop messing up the radio! I have no time for dates right now! — the blue hedgehog said to the pink hedgehog over the radio. — I didn't find him. It seems to me that he could not survive here. — Knuckles replied. — Are you looking for him in the sewer? - asked Amy. — How did you guess? — Everything is clear with all of you, you didn’t find him. Fat man, what have you got there? — Shadow asked. — Bird! — said Big, sitting in the park and looking at a tit, which was passing a worm through its beak to another bird. — Oh, why did you find and give the walkie-talkie to this fool? — Amy could also be heard over the radio as she hit herself on the forehead with her palm. — Don’t express yourself, Amy, by the way, I’m a teenager! — Cream was indignant. — Mr. Big, don’t litter the radio with trifles! — Certainly. Sorry! — Big apologized and disconnected his connection from the others. Then he went to a small pond and threw a fishing rod into it. A policewoman approaches him and, pointing her finger behind his back, addresses him: — Fishing is prohibited here! — Ay! Go to hell! — the cat waved his hand at her, thereby angering her. She pulled out a gun with a stun gun and tried to knock him out with an electric shock. Only the current passed through the cat’s entire fur, causing it to stretch out in all directions and Big became even larger, like a soft and electrified ball. — How humiliating! — Big squinted his upper eyelids. — Don’t you understand? Get out of here! — policewoman ordered and wanted to push the cat away, but as soon as she tried to touch him with her hands, a small electric shock immediately hit her from Big’s fur, which forced her to step back. — Oh, so that’s what you want? — she became even more angry and took out a real pistol with cartridges. — YOU STARTED ALIVE AND WENT TO THE STATION WITH ME!!! — WHAT ARE YOU YELLING??? — the cat shouted indignantly, standing in front of the policewoman so abruptly that he scared her and made her fall on the grass with her backside, dropping the gun in one go. - You'll scare away all the fish for me! — he added in a whisper and sat back, continuing to fish. The little frog immediately jumped onto the policewoman and mimicked her, making a face and showing his tongue, which he waggled left and right. The policewoman grabbed the frog in her hand and wanted to crush him in her fist out of anger, when Big immediately stood up and hit her on the head with his fishing rod. — DON'T YOU DARE TO HURT MY FROGGY, YOU BAD!!! He hit her on the head with his fishing rod and beat her until she let go of his little frog, then she took out handcuffs and wanted to put them on his hands, but she only received an electric shock again, causing her to drop the handcuffs on the grass. And the big cat continued to beat her, beat her, and beat her. In the end, freaking out, the policewoman herself left the park and ran away, but Big remained in the park and continued fishing. — Hooligans! — he expressed himself.