Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

- Of course, I understand everything, but who will I have instead of Itachi? — Katya asked. Her favorite character was taken away from her. -Well, we have Sasori, Kisame, Juzo and Pain. — Sasha began to reason — Payne may not agree, but the rest… -Maybe Kakuzu will just replace the Uchiha? — Nastya suggested the obvious option. -I’m not going anywhere. — the treasurer protested. “Don’t even try to persuade me — I’ll sell your bodies to the black market.” -Eh… Okay, we understand. Sasori, what about you? -I feel good here too. And I’m not going to put up with another chatterbox every day. I’ve had enough of Deidara… - Well, at least one of you. — Nastya almost begged. The swordsmen looked at each other. Only they remained. Juzo stood up from the couch they were sitting on and picked up his sword. - So be it. I’ll take Itachi’s place. — Katya continued, dangerously bringing the blade of Kubikiribocho to his face, “I don’t advise you to anger me.” This is not Samehada for you — it won’t cut into ribbons, but will immediately relieve your fragile shoulders from a heavy firebrand. Kisame let out a light chuckle. He appreciated Juzo’s joke, but not so much the girls. - So we decided. I hope the buses are still running…” Katya said with a little fear, moving towards the exit. **** Time 18:45. Luda is already awake. She managed to sleep for about six hours. - Infection… — the first thing she said when she woke up — Why is it so quiet? Are they really dead? Coming out of the garage, it was dark all around, she saw no trace of Akatsuki’s presence, nor her car… “I don’t care how long they took… Let’s say…” with her eyes she looked at one point — the house. —Probably, out of harm’s way, it’s better to take the notebooks… And not even probably… Entering the house, Luda was surprised — everything was relatively in its place. But she had no time for that now. Approaching the window in front of the closet, she saw only one of the two notebooks. -So…Where is the second one? — an obvious, but still misunderstanding question. It was fortunate that there was a BMW here, and someone else had the other notebook — Stop! If Hidan slept on the sofa, then on mine… Obito, fuck… — “That’s probably why he came to me at one in the morning… I read, dog… But which one first?” Thoughts flashed through her head. Taking the charger, laptop, speaker, etc., I returned to the garage. Having organized her personal headquarters, she began work on Volkswagen. **** After finishing at 8:15 p.m., the sound of a machine was heard. The Akatsuki are back. Opening the gate, Deidara drove into the yard. It turns out he was driving without headlights. - Fuck, we finally got there! I’m already fucked! I served my whole ass, bitch… -Why so long? -This fagot got lost! - I’m not lost! I just took a wrong turn! Hm! “Then why the fuck did we spend half an hour circling around this fucking city?!” -Shut up before I blow you up!!! -You can’t fucking blow me up with your bullshit! Unable to withstand the endless pressure of screams, she hit the collar with a flourish. The duo immediately fell silent, turning their attention to the source of the noise. -Shut up, both of you! We’ve had enough of it already…” Before he could finish his speech, Obito almost strangled her with his hugs. —Tobi missed Luda-chan!!! -Get off, Toby! Unstick! You’ll strangle me! — he responded to the request instantly, giving her the long-awaited oxygen. The volume of the lungs makes itself felt. “Today we will have a serious conversation…” looking at her with his sharingan, he said barely audibly. “I already understood this without you…” having regained her breath, she noticed Itachi. -What are you doing here? And where is this lover of leaving dents on my property? —Kakuzu refused to go back and Pain ordered me to replace him. Luda turned her back to them and dropped to one knee, raising her hands in the air and said: “Jashin-sama heard my prayers!” -When did you become a follower of my god?! -I was not a follower. He just fulfilled my request, and gave you immortality, an infection… — she added quietly — But if you lower the faith. Deidara, why were you driving without lights? -I did not find… -Okay, never mind. Itachi, go and settle down wherever you want. I don’t live in the house anymore anyway… -Why? — the Uchiha asked incomprehensibly. -You took it away from me! And now that’s it! Finish this monologue and go to bed! Toby, follow me. -Why him and not me? “Sorry, Deidara, but we’ll talk to you in a clearer light.” -It’s clear. Hm. Having looked at where the others would go, Luda opened the gates of the first garage, letting Obito in. Itachi left with Hidan, and Deidara went to his place. Obviously, if you choose between Itachi and Tobi, the choice fell on the second. If only he knew what was under the mask — S-0 at 10 km… **** Obito stood with his arms crossed in front of the pit, his back leaning against the iron wall. Once she closed the gate behind her, they were alone. The atmosphere was tense, one might say, to the limit. -Don’t you want to tell me anything? — he interrupted the silence. -Like you, Uchiha? By the way, you can get rid of the mask, at least in front of me… “With your knowledge, there is no point in hiding your face…” he took off his mask. Exactly the same as in the anime. There was nothing special about him. Just without the Rinnegan. “What did you tell Nagato about me?” -Actually, we were talking about Zetsu. And what? — We try to behave as naturally as possible, speaking factually. -Don’t make a fool of yourself, it turns out badly! — he approached her — Why did he look at me with a strange look after your conversation with him? -How do I know? To me, he always has that look! — the attempt to get around him failed. He stopped her with his hand and led her to the edge of the pit, grabbing her by the collar of her jacket. She could only cling to his hand with the beast’s death grip so as not to fall. They stood like that for about a minute until he gave up the idea of throwing her down. Nagato doesn’t trust him anyway, and if she dies, she’ll definitely be next. -Ha, you’re holding up well. She won the organization over to her side. Even I can’t do anything to you… -I tried to… -So what did you tell him? - Yes, I say, we were talking about Zetsu! About what is possible, this is some kind of his technique, about his origin, etc., etc…. He listened and pretended to believe. But you can’t trust her. And his position does not allow him to settle scores. If he touches her, he will only make things worse for himself. So the plan fails… - Well, let’s say I believed you. Then another question… — he pulled out a “lost” notebook from his coat pocket — “Do you want to explain anything?” “I don’t discuss my brain and my dreams with anyone!” — she rapped. -Even with your lover and enemy? — I also read the second notebook, apparently… - Fucking dreams, don’t you agree? — passing him, she sat down on the chair that she had brought here along with other things. “Like your brain…” he sarcastically, but it didn’t come out very well. -That’s it… Obito walked up to her and threw the notebook on the table. She sat with her back to him and felt his stormy gaze on her back. She doesn’t know what he was thinking about, but not good thoughts—that’s for sure. A minute later he began to leave, but made a short pause. “You know, I even became interested…” to this statement she turned to him. He has already put on his mask. “If you were in our world, I would gladly fight you.” Carnage is an interesting ability, as are the techniques, Tanomi Masukaru… -I will reciprocate. Kamui is also an interesting technique, Obito Uchiha… He grinned and left. Luda also grinned and decided to sit at the laptop monitor for a while. Two days without him. Although, she can easily live her whole life without this technology. A notebook and a pen are childhood friends, although they are fawn due to the lack of a blocker…