Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

A week has passed since the missing Zetsu incident. From the VK group I learned that Kakuzu was together with Sasha and Nastya. At the beginning they didn’t want to take him, but now they have nowhere to go. It turns out that Juzo has moved in with Katya. Now everyone has one bladed weapon carrier. I won’t say that they felt bad with their new charges. Sasha and Nastya more or less got along with the treasurer. Katya begged for Itachi to be returned to her. To put it simply, Katya is very sad… It was 50/50 between me and mine… Obito, after our conversation, became silent… He spoke only in the role of Tobi. I don’t know what’s going on in his head. And I don’t want to know. Hidan is an endless Russian swear word with a Jashin twist. It’s annoying, but you have to endure it. Itachi and I found a common language, so to speak. Two adequate people in a society of three idiots. Two are morons, but three are full of power… There are endless conversations with Deidara about art, his hatred of the trinity and stuff like that. Only recently have I noticed his slightly strange gaze. But I don’t care, he’s not here for long anyway. Especially after today’s incident. **** Payne convened an urgent meeting of the OSCE parliament under Akatsuki. We — I, Itachi, Hidan and Deidara went to the meeting, leaving Tobi alone. At least there will be a day in silence… As soon as we arrived, everyone else greeted us. —Weekly meeting? Or has someone disappeared again? — Luda began. -This time three disappeared. — Nagato said. -And who? Although you don’t have to answer. Kisame, Kakuzu and… Juzo or Orochimaru, Kat? —Orochimaru. — she answered, quietly adding — It would be better if there was a swordsman instead of him… The girls grinned. The leader interrupted us. -So your theory about our return was correct… - Looks like it… Probably, this week you will be next. And my four are the last… -Well, fine. Deidara, you will stay with them. The rest follow me, we have something to talk about… -OK. Hm. Deidara did not confront the leader. You couldn’t tell from him that he wasn’t happy to take a break from the company of the Uchihas and the fanatic. He was simply in seventh heaven! Although his glee was limited to a small smirk on his smug face. ** As soon as the Partial Akatsuki left, we got into the car and just sat and waited for them to return. And the sun is shining… -Can we turn on some music? “It’s like at a funeral…” Katya suggested. Apparently she was in a good heat… Just what? -Indeed! Luda! Turn on the music, let’s get high right now! — Sasha agreed to this idea. - Okay, wait a minute… — the hand of the Priora owners reached for the flash drive — Al Day, don’t ask questions. Clear? I’m not going to explain anything you won’t need at all. -Fine… After inserting the flash drive into the tape recorder, music began to play from the speakers. The first was KSHMR — Harmonika Andromeda. Not a bad DJ, I like him, and this song is great to start listening to. The demolition worker twitched from the unexpected sound, but then got used to it. As promised, he didn’t ask a single question. And so we sat for about 30 minutes, listening to songs from different times and nationalities. -I’ll go buy some water. It is unknown how long they will have to wait… -Luda, I’ll go with you! — Katya said, jumping out of the salon. -OK. Went. ** Having reached the nearest store, Katya started a conversation. - People, admit it! -What? -Are you dating Deidarochka? — at this statement, I almost choked on water. —Where did you get the idea? “I see how he looks at you.” Come on, shoot! -No, Katya. Of course, I like him, but there is another one… — only now I realized that I had blurted out too much — Dog… — this phrase says my entire state at that moment. -And now in more detail. Itachi? -Ha! I’ll turn over in my grave faster than I can feel sympathy for him! -This foul-mouthed nun? — I grinned at this nickname. There is no other way to describe him… - Hmm, no… Not my type. Too unpredictable… -Don’t tell me it’s Toby. At the mention of this name, I involuntarily smiled. One phrase “Deidara-Senpai!” for what it’s worth, and his antics are something… But under Obito there’s a dilemma… If my memory serves me right, then the Uchihas are monogamous and there’s no point in even trying. It’s not just that the second generation appeared… -Come on, Toby?! — Katya shouted, which almost made me deaf. -Hush, why the hell are you yelling?! Yes, I like him, but I don’t expect anything like that from him. This Akatsuki lineup did not just appear. As a fan of fan tests, you should understand this. -Well, yes, but still… -Stop talk about this! They will disappear in a week or two anyway. Still bothering my head with this… -Okay, I understand you, my friend. But think about Deidara. — To this statement I hit her on the head with a bottle. The lump turned out no worse than Iruka-sensei’s book. ** When we returned, the Wildlings and Conan were already waiting for us. -The kings of the night have returned! — I blurted out with maximum pathos. - You’ve been taking a long time. -Sorry, Itachi. There was a long queue. -And do not say. Pyaterochka, and the queue is like a magnet in the center. -Hahaha! Exactly! -Kate. -What? Yes! Got it, Konan, we’re leaving. And I almost forgot! — she turned to Deidara — Lud, maybe we can braid dreadlocks for him, what do you think? We evaluate with a glance and catch the misunderstanding of those present. -No. He won’t agree, and it will be long and expensive… -Yes? OK. We are going. Bye bye! As soon as the girls left, the rest began to burn six holes in me, like in a pipe with hot water. -What kind of bullshit is this? How are they… —If in Russian, she suggested that he braid his hair. Hidan burst into wild laughter, and the time bomb was ready to explode. -Do I look like a girl to you?! -Like two peas in a pod, bitch! — the believer continued unabated. -Shout your mouth! -Shut up, both of you! It’s normal for us that men wear braids. Some people even like it. I have my doubts about you, but maybe it would be fine for you too. But it’s not up to me to decide… Let’s go home and make Obito happy… -Whom? — asked the terrorist. - Fuck! What’s his name… Toby! Why is it bothering me about names today? But after that he began to suspect something. Although he was always tormented by the question of what Toby forgot in their organization. Now something began to emerge in his head… **** Upon arrival, Toby was glad to see us all alive and well. Especially his beloved senpai, but he gave him a withering look from his blue eyes. -Toby, rejoice! You’ll be back soon! -Is it true?! Toby is very happy, Luda-chan! Are you happy, senpai? “You can’t imagine how much, Toby…” was there suspicion or hatred in his tone? I wonder how this will all turn out…