Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

Well, what’s on the door? So… The dent is strictly in the center. Cut out with a grinder, hammer and weld back. And plus the seams from welding, stop and paint over them with black paint. I’ll get some sleep and do everything, but I don’t have paint… Tomorrow I’ll go or get it. There’s no time for that right now. ________________________________________ Hidan — Jashin-sama will punish all of you… Katya — I will punish you myself! Shut up, I’m tired of it already! Deidara — He never shuts up… Hidan — Shut up the baker! Kakuzu — Shut up, everyone, or I’ll kill you! Katya — Do you even know anything other than kill? Kakuzu — Are you tired of living? Katya — Aaaah!!! Let’s do it later! We are late! Already approaching the car, Katya realized that now there would be small, or rather mucho grande problema. First of all, they are late. Secondly, they will piss each other off. Thirdly — Kakuzu… It can be said that he will not fit into the car. Katya — Will you even fit in? It was more of a rhetorical question. Hidan — Have you seen his carcass? Kakuzu gave him a murderous look, saying “one more word — I’ll sell my organs.” Katya — Okay, there’s nowhere to go. Get in and let’s go! Hidan — Another commander has been found… — he muttered under his breath. Katya — Yes, I like to be in charge! Wait… You mean another one?! Deidara — And you’re making a good fool of yourself… He’s talking about the one who’s not coming with us. Katya — Luda?! Come on, don’t make me laugh! So that she commands you? Well, yes, I see that over the past three days she has been acting like a leader. But you should have seen her before! You can’t get a word out of her, she doesn’t talk to anyone and stays away from everyone… Kakuzu -? Hidan — You’re lying… Katya — Nothing like that! Deidara — I won’t believe in my life that she’s so quiet. Katya — Yes, I don’t recognize her myself. I actually became a different person! Kakuzu — I wonder what else to expect from her… Katya — Yes, now I’m interested myself! **** They reached their destination, surprisingly, quickly and without any problems. Katya noted the demolitionist’s good driving skills. Getting there without incident is an achievement! What can I say… Deidara is a high-flying bird. As for the back rows… Hidan laughed at Kakuzu, who, in turn, repeated more than once — shut up or kill him. By the way, the Priora turned out to be the wrong vehicle for Kakuzu. He had to bend almost to his death because of his size — a two-meter big guy after all… **** Returning to the apartment, the Akatsuki were waiting for Pain and Konan to appear. Nastya — I’ll come now. Orochimaru — And where are you going? Nastya — I’ll call Payne and Conan. I will say that everything is assembled. Isn’t that right, Katya? Katya — Everyone except Luda. She made it home with her last breath. Itachi — No wonder I haven’t been able to sleep since one in the morning, and now it’s two in the afternoon… Sasha — Tough… Nastya headed towards Payne’s “office”. Approaching the door, Konan came out. Nastya — Conan everyone has gathered, you can tell Payne about this. CONAN — Of course. — She turned around and closed the door — Payne had all gathered, only we remained. Nastya — Only Lyuda is not there, she didn’t feel well… Payne — We get it… All three returned to the others. As soon as they saw Payne, all sounds and voices died down. Payne — We gathered everyone for a reason. We have important news regarding our getting here and returning back. I think you’ve noticed the absence of Zetsu among us. So… There is a possibility that he was able to return back and that it was he who sent us here… Deidara — This weed? Is it capable of anything else besides going underground? Hm. Sasori — There’s a lot we don’t know about him, Deidara… Deidara — Danna, how do you think he could do this? I’m not talking about the fact that he returned to our world, hmm… Orochimaru — Disputes… Hidan — Damn, these guys are always arguing! Orochimaru — That’s not what I’m talking about, you brainless fanatic. Hidan — What did you call me, slug?!!! Payne — Shut up!!! Muttering something under his breath, Hidan fell silent with pronounced displeasure. Payne — What are you talking about? Orochimaru — Zetsu is essentially a plant, and they see spores. Perhaps with their help he put us all to sleep and sent us here. But I just don’t know what kind of technology it is… Itachi — Whatever the technique, it is definitely not eternal. Kisame — You may be right, Itachi-san, but what if we’re stuck here forever? Orochimaru — There is such a possibility… This is what everyone present least wanted. Payne — Be that as it may, you shouldn’t take your eyes off your charges, just as you shouldn’t wander around an unknown to us… city without permission. Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Tobi — you will come with me. We have something to discuss… You can continue to do your own thing. **** A serious conversation awaited the frantic five. Payne — I wanted to talk to you about your headache. What can you say about her? Kakuzu — The girl is quite strange. Her friend said that she wouldn’t lay a finger on anyone or say a word, but she behaved completely differently around us. Payne — And how? Hidan — Stupid jokes, disrespect for Jashin-sama and tried to kill me a couple of times! Payne — Kill? Deidara — At such moments, it’s as if another personality appears instead of her. Open threats and the grin of a madman. In a word, crazy. Payne — Interesting… But, unlike others, she knows a lot of things. Even more… The leader looked at everyone present with his cold gaze, lingering a little on Toby. The Uchiha clearly suspected that she had told Nagato something about him. He has his own scores to settle with her… Payne — Go back to her and keep an eye on her. If she dies, go after her. We will need it… Kakuzu — I won’t go back in this box. Hidan — Why didn’t you like the trip? Be glad you didn’t have to pay for it with your favorite fucking money. Kakuzu — Shut up, Hidan! Payne — Silence! Okay, instead of Kakuzu, Itachi will be with you… Deidara — That damn Uchiha again! Hm! Payne — The conversation is over! That’s an order! **** Tobi — Why is Deidara-senpai unhappy? Deidara — Shut up, Tobi!!! It would be better if they removed you instead of Kakuzu! Even one fanatic is enough for me to endure this Uchiha! Hm! Hidan — Shut your fucker, he’s tired of it already! And don’t touch Jashin-sama, you damn atheist! The new squad of Wildlings was already approaching the exit from the apartment. Katya — Are you leaving already? Itachi — Yes, did something happen? Katya — It’s more likely to be said in the future tense. She answered, receiving a blank look from the Three. Obito is wearing a mask. Katya — Deidara, will you get there yourself? Do you remember the route? Deidara — I’ll get there. Maybe… He said the last part in a whisper and rushed out like a bullet. In the back I heard “Wait Tobi, senpai!!!” But he didn’t slow down, he only picked it up. It is unknown how long he will have to be in the company of people he hates… Sasori no Danna was better instead of all of them. At least there is something to talk about with him. What about them? Although, he found a person who shares his views on art…