Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

In the previous episode… -Okay… I’ll come right now. -You are the best! Kiss. … V — I’m Vanga… Toby — Who? V — Doesn’t matter. It won’t interest you anyway. So… Deidara, close the gate behind me. Deidara — Why the hell am I?! Let him do it, hmm! Hidan — Hey, why the hell are you blaming everything on me?! It’s your fault! V — I don’t give a damn who does this! I need the gates to be closed behind me! Ultimately, Deidara decided to do it… __________________________________ The gates are closed, the mistress has left and the Akatsuki group of “Wildlings” are left alone. Deidara — It’s annoying… Hidan — I can say the same about all of you fuckers… Kakuzu — Shut up, Hidan. Better take a look around here. Maybe we’ll find something… Hidan — We won’t find anything! Tobi — Hidan-senpai, Kakuzu-senpai is right! Maybe there is something here that will help us return! Kakuzu — Don’t call me that, Tobi. Otherwise I’ll kill you. Tobi — Don’t kill Tobi, Kakuzu-sama! Kakuzu — Hmm! Deidara with extreme irritation — Shut up, Tobi… The four split up. Kakuzu went to “his temporary apartments”, Tobi, Hidan and Deidara were sent to study the yard so as not to piss them off. Well, they, in turn, took upon themselves to study the second part of the house, or rather the main one. Immediately at the entrance they were greeted by, one might say, the kitchen. A small table, a wall cabinet, a stove and a gas cylinder — why it is clear to everyone, but this may not concern them. They didn’t touch anything, except for the closet. But there was nothing interesting in it except the pots. Then they went inside. As the owner of the house said, the inside is half renovated. They were first greeted by a so to speak abandoned room. No repairs have been made, the only furniture is a wardrobe, table and chairs, a household refrigerator and stove. And a lot of little things. Deidara — What did Kakuzu say? Not rich? That’s when he got it right. Hidan — Yeah. What’s behind this door? Hidan opened the door that was located on the right side of them, between the table and the refrigerator. Hidan — No-hu-ya… One word says it all. Empty space between rooms. Hidan — What’s in the second? Deidara — Well, turn your head to the left and you will see. In plain sight. Hidan — Fuck off! The second room already looked different. The renovations have been done, but in some places there is still a lot of work to be done. Hidan — Fuck, is this really the same house? Everything is different! Deidara — Stop scratching your tongue, look! Hidan — Don’t boss me around, you bastard! Deidara — Hmm! Of all the places in this room, the search for something known only to them took place next to the windows, because only there was a wardrobe, table and cabinets. Hidan decided to start with the closet. There was nothing in it except things. Hidan — Fuck, I’m dumb! What do you have? Deidara rummaged through the table and cabinets, only coming across objects unfamiliar to him. Deidara — I don’t know. What is this anyway? Hidan — You don’t know fucking anything except your bullshit… Deidara — As if you know better, hmm? You don’t care about anything except your Jashin! Hidan — Hey, don’t bother Jashin-sama, you godless dick! Deidara — Shut up before I blow you up!!! But they were interrupted by Toby’s voice… **** Kakuzu had almost the same thing as Deidara and Hidan. He was met by an empty room, in which there was only a table and a couple of chairs. And turning my head, again, to the left there was another, the complete opposite of the first. Kakuzu — Hmm, practically nothing… In the second room there were a couple of tables, a bed, a whole bunch of wardrobes and other things unknown to him. Hidan and Deidara’s screams could be clearly heard behind the wall, but not so loudly. Tolerant… Having examined each closet and other places, one fact could be stated: “There is absolutely nothing…” Kakuzu said, closing one of the books. **** Toby was almost kicked to explore the yard. What caught my eye was a pile of firewood in the middle of the yard and next to it a concrete “hole” in the ground. For what purpose is unknown, but you can safely hide a couple of corpses there… For firewood, the yard was empty and there was no need to bother with it. All that remained was to inspect the only iron building that stood next to the house. But all the doors to it were locked with a barn lock. Obito did not dare to break it — breaking and entering would be obvious. After trying to kill Hidan-senpai with a shovel, one can wonder what she might do if she finds out about this. There is only one thing left: to find the key and do everything quietly… **** At that time… Katya — People, stop here! We’ve arrived. Yes… He lives a little far away, but never mind. I turned a deaf ear to everything our balabol said. Because he won’t say anything interesting. Akatsuki left my car and it was the turn to release the “two-faced dionaea*”. Zetsu climbed out feet first. It’s a pity that he’s alive, and my chariot is not a hearse… V — Katya! — I called her over with a gesture — A few words… She can’t be trusted with anything. I proudly bear the title of partisan. If I get captured, I won’t say anything. And this one: that one… I forgot the word… Katya — I’m listening… I am amazed at her enthusiasm. V — Where did you say you watched the anime? Katya — Well… I didn’t watch as much as… V — You don’t have to continue. Kate, i love you! V — Listen carefully. Listen to every word I say now. So… Don’t tell them anything, don’t show them anything else that is connected with their world, past and future. If they find out something, they will kill each other. And that’s the last thing I want, and I think you do too. Katya — Why is everything they have there? An affirmative nod. V — So and here we go again. How the fuck is this… Create a group on what’s his name, VK. And only the four of us should know about them. Not a single soul should know about them. Otherwise, we will all get screwed in full. Katya — Okay, I’ll do everything right now… V — And tell the others. Katya — Okay… Okay, see you! V — Mata ne* So, thank Jashin, this was sorted out. Next we have according to plan: it’s time to get out. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re digging through my house right now… **** Tobi — Deidara-senpai, Tobi doesn’t know where to find the keys to that strange iron house… Hidan — You’re fast, pumpkin head. Toby — There’s nothing outside but this… Deidara — Shut up, you’re annoying. — turning to Hidan — You didn’t find the keys at all? Hidan — You’re fucked… I would, bitch, tell you if I found them! A trio (not from St. Petersburg) from Akatsuki — Tobi, Hidan and Deidara went to look for these damn keys. There is nothing in the house… All that remains is to ask if Kakuzu found anything. Leaving the house, Deidara found these keys nailed to the wall near the door. And not just one bunch… Deidara — Here are the keys. Hidan — Well, what the fuck do you need? Deidara — Let’s take everything, and then we’ll see… They had at least five pairs of keys and two closed doors. It was decided to open them one by one. First you agonize over one, then over the other. Kakuzu — Did you find anything? Hidan — There’s nothing. Kakuzu — I can say the same thing… Deidara — Fuck yes! Where are so many keys? *lock sound* Finally, hmm! *sound of door closing* Hidan — Are you kidding me?! Deidara — Shut up! I opened that damn door! V — Actually, I’m the one who came back…