Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

Hidan — Fuck! At least make some noise when you walk! Toby — You’re so easy to scare… Hidan — Close the mitten before I sacrifice you! V — Okay, screw you… I see they decided to go through everything. And we’ve already reached the garage. I thought so. It is obvious. Deidara — As you can see… Can you tell me why it doesn’t open? V — You mean it doesn’t open? Why won’t it open? Still, it was fine. I just closed it yesterday, but what about today? V — It really doesn’t open… Okay… We’ll have to use alternative specials. facilities. Give me the keys… This garage consists of two parts. I actually have two garages. The second one opened without problems. Inside, well, what can I describe, there is an ordinary garage with a pit over which there is a car and ordinary tools. But my gaze fell on a weapon of mass destruction — a sledgehammer. V — Crooked passages are dug by an underground smart mole, and normal heroes always take a detour. Kakuzu — What are you talking about? V — Don’t pay attention. This happens to me often. May you be empty! V — Move away, Hidan… Toby — Why does Luda-chan need a sledgehammer? V — You’ll see now, Toby. And here I am in front of the gate of the second garage. Kissing. The main task of the special Operation “Thor’s Hammer” is to knock out the lock and calmly open the door. The probability of failure is 90%, 10 — the metal will bend incorrectly and you will have to move to plan B. V — As they say, get your shoulder itchy. Swing. Hit! The deafening sound of metal literally deafened everyone present. It could be heard a kilometer away. Well, what about the castle? The metal bent, but not that much. You need to hit it three more times. Second swing. Stop… I was interrupted… And who is it this time? Deidara — Is there any other way? I was already counting on Kakuzu, but here’s a surprise, as they say. No, I could have used plan B “Bulgarian”, but I was boiling. And it’s better to have a dent than to worry about the “seams.” V — No, there is no other way. A couple more strong blows and the metal will bend so much that it won’t be difficult to open. Women’s logic, as everyone correctly noted, defies explanation. Deidara — In that case, wouldn’t it be easier to blow it up? I remember the film “Ivan Vasilyevich Changes His Profession” — brilliant! V — Well, try… The eyes are burning, a blue vein is beating in the forehead. But in the end it’s not a big deal. Not Shi-Sha — I spell it out. The mouths on his hands didn’t work. The ability is not active. Qi energy (in Chinese) flows differently for us. This is not your chakra. Ootsutsuki did not come to us with trees. Deidara — What?! V — Well, it didn’t work out, it didn’t work out. Swing. Hit! Swing. Hit! Jumped out! Hooray! V — If the mountain does not come to Magomed, then Magomed goes to the mountain. — opening — I ask you to come to my abode of evil… Hidan — You’re crazy… V — Did you notice it just now? Okay, my house is on the edge, I don’t know anyone, figure it out yourself, and I’ll go to bed. My brain needs to format new received data from a network called “Akatsuki in Russia.” Moving away from the oh… hmm… Akatsuki’s astonishing faces from a roundhouse: V — Don’t make too much noise, otherwise I might kill you. After what was said, I safely disappeared inside the house. Sleep is the only thing I need right now. Urgently! **** At this time, those remaining at the Akatsuki garages. Deidara — She’s strange, even too strange, hmm. Kakuzu — Talks like we’re her old friends. Or she’s just tired of living… Tobi — She almost hit Hidan-san on the head with a shovel, if it weren’t for Kakuzu-sama, he would have been killed… Hidan — Ha! I am immortal — you can’t kill me! Deidara — Then why couldn’t I create a single bomb? My art in this world doesn’t work without chakra, hmm. Kakuzu — None of our abilities work, not even Hidan’s immortality… Hidan — What the fuck?! Are you serious right now?! Kakuzu — It’s not like I’m joking, Hidan. Toby — So we’re just ordinary people? Yes senpai? Deidara — Yes Tobi… We are simple people. We are nobody in this world…