Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

Everything fit. True, the leaf-shaped growths of the Zetsu protruded strongly, which is why those sitting in the back were a little uncomfortable. But they did not complain, but tactfully remained silent. It’s temporary anyway. One wouldn’t have to worry about silence, but not with Katya… Katya — Maybe we can turn on the music, otherwise it’s like at a funeral, and we have to drive about 40 minutes. If not more… Damn, where are you renting an apartment? In the City of the Future or perhaps in Artyom in general? V — I think it’s better not now — looking back — they already have enough impressions for years to come. Not now. Katya — Okay… Something tells me that this is not good… Katya — Well, how did you get there with yours? Is everything okay, no incidents? V — You know, it’s normal. We arrived without any problems. So, we made one stop to suppress the rally, and then we drove on in almost silence. I almost fucked Hidan with a shovel, because of Deidara, who was enraged by Obi… Uh… Tobi. But you interrupted with your call. The attempted act of aggression by the Mardov junta was successfully suppressed by the detachment of the Agronomist, that is, me. Katya — Tell me in detail. What happened? *** We finally left the city limits. The unauthorized rally was suppressed. We drove in almost deathly silence, only asking questions about what we saw. The scrap metal yard, the Cop Post on the M-4 Don, and what we saw in Ayuta. Well, what can I say about Ayuta? An ordinary village, nothing remarkable, livable. We were already approaching my house, a couple of blocks left. You could say that I live in a beam. The last 4 residential buildings are at this end of the street and one of them is mine. V — On the way out… My mood is, as always, indifferent, I don’t care about anything. Especially when there are killers nearby. If we take them and divide them into categories according to danger, then I have: Kakuzu — 10/10, Hidan — 8/10, Deidara — 5/10, Tobi — 9/10. Tobi is still three in one — Tobi, Madara and Obito. And Deidara is nothing without clay. Not as dangerous as the Immortal Ravagers Hidan and Kakuzu. One with a scythe, and the second will kill you if you piss him off or interfere with him… Well, of course, nothing can happen without comments. Hidan blurted out something along the lines of “The commander has been found,” to which he received only an indifferent response from me: “Yeah, you’re welcome.” And Deidara seemed to add “like Itachi,” but I didn’t hear that anymore. V — So this is my home. The house is just like a house, nothing ordinary. Hut, plot, garage and nothing more. In addition to the mountain of firewood… V — So, my house is half renovated. So, don’t be surprised by the interior. For now, you can look around, and I’ll drive the car into the yard. Move away… The only obstacle on the way was, almost point blank, the Old Woman standing with a Scythe, i.e. Hidan. Having driven the car into the yard and closed the Zurab Tseriteli gate (I’m writing from memory), our excursion continued. Kakuzu — Not rich. You can’t argue… And I don’t need much, and I don’t want anything. V — You can live well, but don’t give a fuck about the rest, if it’s in Russian. Tobi — Luda-chan looks like Hidan-san. Hidan — Get lost, pumpkin head! V — In Russia, every second Hidan… Deidara — And the Uchiha’s campaign to boot. You can’t get a word out of you. V — There are, but more often, a mixture of Hidan and Tobi is found. Less often Itachi and Kakuzu — that is, me… Tobi — Luda-chan is only like them? V — Not yet on others, but that’s not what we started talking about… So, you will be in pairs — Kakuzu in the second part, the entrance is from the street there. And this is not discussed, it is too noisy here. There will be… So… Either Hidan and Tobi, or Deidara and Tobi, or… Deidara — I won’t share a room with that idiot, hmm! Tobi — Why senpai? Senpai doesn’t like Tobi? Deidara — Shut up before I blow you up! V — I don’t blow anything up here, I don’t kill anything, I don’t sacrifice anyone! Hidan — Hey! You bitch, do you have something against Jashin-sama?! Deidara — Again you and your wickedness… Hidan — Fuck off your fucker, blonde! Deidara — I’ll blow you to hell!!! Let’s go… It seems like it would be possible to ignore everything, as Kakuzu tried to do. But I got stuck again… In the body, more precisely in the area of the spine at the level of the chest, heat suddenly appeared. It’s not as exciting as you might think. No. Absolutely not. This is rage. A rush of uncontrollable bloodlust. This only happened twice when I was pissed off. But it didn’t end in anything serious. In the corner of the house, gardening tools caught my eye. The choice fell on a shovel — a universal murder weapon. Stun, halve, pierce and finally bury — convenient and practical. And here in front of me, God, is Hidan… Why are you so lucky? Bloodlust activated, brain deactivated. I take a swing and… V — What? The shovel freezes in the air, but not before making the sound of hitting the scythe, peacefully lying on the shoulder of the religious fanatic. The latter turned around in bewilderment and the following picture appeared… I looked up and held the shovel in an attacking position. The attack was stopped by Kakuzu, who noticed in time the attempt to kill his partner. Kakuzu — I think you said no killing… V — Wedged… And then the deafening sound of my phone is heard… My surroundings immediately became wary, to put it simply, they were frightened by the sharp sound, just like me. After all, the song Calvin Harris, feat. Example — We’ll Be Coming Back (remix) from NFSMW 2012 with a very powerful remix, especially on the chorus… *** V -… And then, here I am sitting and taking you to your temporary shelter. Orochimaru — They will kill each other before we figure out how to get out of here. V — Or I’ll kill them first, Orochimaru… Katya — People, stop here! We’ve arrived.