Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

Katya with the remaining Itachi, Konan, Orochimaru and Zetsu remained in the park to wait for the car. Cato — So… We’ll be here until they come for us. I’m not going to ride on minibuses with you. They’re all packed anyway… So we’re waiting, and in the meantime we can chat. Orochimaru — A tongue without bones, as I see it. And you can’t be silent for a minute. Zetsu has a TOO LONG TONGUE, but not longer than Orochimaru’s. Orochimaru — (muffled laughter) Yes, she is still far from me. Katya terrorized her charges for 20 minutes. If there had been an opportunity, Itachi would have burned her in Amaterassu, Konan would have stabbed her with paper shurikens, Orochimaru would have experimented on her, and Zetsu would have devoured her. However, the others don’t mind, but you’ll have to be patient… Katya — Damn, where is he? She decided to call her boyfriend to give them a ride to her rented apartment, but 20 minutes passed and he didn’t arrive… Horns… - Hello? - Hello, are you coming soon? We’re already tired of waiting. -Sorry… The car broke down, I’m waiting for a tow truck… — Fuck, you couldn’t call?! - Yes, I’ve run out of money in my account, but there’s nowhere to put it! “Okay, we’ll talk later, I don’t have time for you right now.” ..... Katya — What kind of idiot? Itachi — Problems? Katya — No! No. I’ll call Lyuda right now and she’ll take us. Zetsu — ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Katya — I’ll pretend that I don’t hear you… Horns......... -Speak… - Luda, hi, can you pick us up, otherwise my car broke down, and I… - Okay… I’ll come right now. -You are the best! Kiss. ..... Katya — Well, Lyuda will come right now and we’ll go to my house. In the meantime, we wait. A minute-long silent scene ensued, only Itachi’s heavy exhalation could be heard… No luck for them… At this time, there was a battle outside the city, but it was interrupted by Katya’s call. … -Okay… I’ll come right now. -You are the best! Kiss. … V — I’m Vanga… Toby — Who? V — Doesn’t matter. It won’t interest you anyway. So… Deidara, close the gate behind me. Deidara — Why the hell am I?! Let him do it, hmm! Hidan — Hey, why the hell are you blaming everything on me?! It’s your fault! V — I don’t give a damn who does this! I need the gates to be closed behind me! Ultimately, Deidara decided to do it… Hmm… So far everything is fine with Kakuzu. Didn’t try to kill. With these two, you need to find something to cling to and then things will go like clockwork. Obito… In our company with the girls, I will say that he can be himself. This time. Secondly, how to rid him of Madara’s influence? Third, how to kill Zetsu? And lastly, how to prevent Akatsuki from killing Obito. This last one is the most difficult. Okay, we’ll decide this collectively. First, the first three points must be completed. Damn, these thoughts are already making my head hurt. 20 minutes passed unnoticed while discussing the fate of the Uchiha and Akatsuki. Here they are. I can see from their faces that she got them. I’ll drive past the church and mentally light a candle for you. And now: V — Have you ordered a taxi to Dubrovka? Katya — We ordered! V — So, that means: Katya in front, Three in the back, and Zetsu… Zetsu through the trunk. There is no other way. Zetsu was about to object, but Konan’s gaze told him to shut up and sit in the trunk.