What author wouldn't want to end up in their favorite fandom? "Me! I am that author!! I have a family and everything I need to succeed in life! Come on, send me back!!" But nope, so here's Hermione for you: sarcastic, selfish, cheeky, arrogant, and with a horribly gray morality. Writing fanfictions about the castle's inhabitants, bringing Potter back to his senses, heading off to some islands — why not? Because, have you seen the climate in Great Britain? Who would ever want to live there?

The law is strict, but it's the law.