FPE Impetus AU: Grading

Oliver/K: - do you have anything interesting here? Edward: Well ... nothing that you find interesting. You're not really interested in mechanics, so ... Oliver/K: Time for plan B then. You have notecards and a notebook? Edward: Yeah, I'll get them. Oliver/K: Thanks. *After re receiving the cards, they write something down on them. * You and ∆lice will be playing icebreakers. ∆lice: What, why? Oliver/K: You barley interact with my other friends. This'll help you to get to know each other. If a question's too personal, you can skip it. ∆lice: *ugggh* Edward: ... I'm sure it'll be fun. *∆lice glares at Edward with crimson piercing eyes. * I .... I ... Oliver/K: I'll buy you more rabbits if you do this. *∆lice grabs the notecards out of Oliver/K's hand while Edward receives cards of his own. The three of them sit on the floor of the living room. * Oliver/K: *Oliver/K has a notebook ready to write down what ∆lice says. * You can start, Edward. Edward: *Edward hesitantly reads one of the cards. * *Card 1 * "Do you have any siblings?" ∆lice: No. Edward: *Card #2 * "Do you have any hobbies?" ∆lice: Eating rabbits. Edward: That's your favorite food. I - ∆lice: I prefer sitting in quiet places. Being alone. Edward: *Card #3 * "Favorite book?" ∆lice: ... I had a book I used to read as a kid, but I don't remember the name. Edward: *Card #4 * "What's the first thing you do when you wake up?" ∆lice: hmmm - I usually don't do anything. I just ... sit with my thoughts. Edward: *Card #5 * "Who's your 2nd most liked person?" ∆lice: ... I ... Skip. Edward: *Card #6 * "What's the place you'd like to visit the most?" ∆lice: I've already visited the places I wanted to. Teleportation is useful for that sort of thing. Edward: *Card #7 * "How would you describe yourself?" ∆lice: Perfection incarnate. Edward: Those are all the cards. Guess it's your turn to ask questions. ∆lice: *Card #1 * "What's the most difficult thing you've ever done?" Edward: I guess that would be building that drone we used on Monday. ∆lice: *Card #2 * "What's the favorite thing you like to do with your family?" Edward: I like showing them the machines I built. They've been - ∆lice: *Card #3 * "Wh- Edward: I didn't get to fin- ∆lice: Shut up! ... "When did you decide to peruse your hobby?" Edward: It started at school. I built a small machine for a science fair, and everything started from there. ∆lice: *Card #4 * "What's something you like about your friend(s)?" Edward: Well, I like being around Oliver/K since they listen to me. Oliver/K: ... What about Zip? Edward: ... I guess she's around. To be honest, I don't really talk with her that much. I mostly hang out with her because you do. ∆lice: *Card 5 * "If there's one thing you could make, what would you?" Edward: I'd make a better version of the drone we used. ∆lice: *Card 6 * What's your favorite food? Edward: Oatmeal. ∆lice: Card 7: *Oliver/K looks away from their notebook. They never gave ∆lice a 7th card. * What would be your last words if you were k*lled by either ∆lice or the other teachers? Edward: ... I ... I wouldn't have any. Oliver/K: Let's just stop there. *Oliver/K gives out a 2nd set of cards to Edward and ∆lice. * Oliver/K: You can start first this time my princess. ∆lice: *UGGGG* No, let him start instead.  Edward (Internally): You don't have to be so rude. What did I do to you? Edward: *Card #8 * "When you had your pet, what was something you'd like to do with it?" Why does it say "Had"? ∆lice: When I still had it, I enjoyed feeding it. It made it so much tastier when I devoured it. Edward: *Card #9 * "What's one thing you hope to achieve in the future?" ∆lice (Angry): I'm hope I get to k*ll - I'll skip this question. Edward: umm. *Card #10 * "If you had to give someone a gift to make someone happy, what would you give them? * ∆lice: Who would I be giving the gift to? Oliver/K: Anyone. ∆lice: I guess ... I would give Oliver/K ... ... I can't think of anything. Skip. Edward: *Card #11 * "If there was something that you'd wish to change about someone else, what would you change?" I guess that you'd get to choose this person as well. ∆lice: I would change Miss Grace to not be so belligerent towards me and Oliver/K. Edward: *Card #12 * "If you had to pick one other person to be friends with who would you pick and why?"  ∆lice: I've heard of some creature in a forest somewhere. I remember from hearsay. They've earned the privilege speaking with me. Oliver/K: That's all the cards for Edward, now you can start ∆lice. Edward: Hey, can I ask a bonus question since ∆lice got one. Oliver/K: Why not? Go ahead. Edward: Okay. Have you ever regretted anything? ∆lice: I regret losing to them. Edward: When I said that, I was referring to things like personal mistakes. ∆lice: I was graceful enough to answer your question, but my patience has been thinning. Stop! Oliver/K: Yeah, you got to ask your question, Edward. You can start ∆lice. ∆lice: *Card #7 (The ACTUAL Card #7) * "Has there been anyone that you wish you got to know before they left?" Edward: Robby, I guess. He seemed good with machines. I probably could've learned something from him. ∆lice: *Card #8 * "If you had to pick one person to go to prom with, who would you pick? " Edward: Skip. Oliver/K: I said that she could skip, not you. Answer it Edward Edward: ... I ... *Edward blushes in embarrassment. * ... Oliver/K, please don't make me. Oliver/K: ... Alright, you can skip, but you gotta make up for skipping that one, so I'll give a replacement question. "What's your 2nd favorite subject and why?" Edward: My 2nd favorite would be math. Some of the science topics have math involved, so ... ∆lice: How boring. *Card #9 * "Who was your first friend and why?" Edward: I guess it'd be Oliver/K. Why? Same reason I mentioned earlier. ∆lice: *Card #10 * "If you plan on going to college, what would you major in? " It says something on the back. "Alt Question: 'Have you ever felt dissatisfied with something in you life? Why?' " Edward: I can answer both. I'd plan on majoring in Engineering. For the 2nd I've always felt dissatisfied with my clothing. It never feels right. That's why I keep on changing it. Oliver/K: That's all the cards. That was fine, right guys? Edward: Yeah.              ∆lice: No. Edward: Oh, um, no. Oliver/K: Wh- uhhh. That's fine. There's other things we could do here, right Edward?  Edward (Whispering into Oliver/K's ear): Not really. Unless ∆lice's is interested in machinery, I think it would be better if you guys went somewhere else. Oliver/K: I guess not. I do have another place we could go. Zip's house *Oliver/K shows another address on their phone. * Let's go. *∆lice holds Oliver/K's hand and extends a tendril to grab Edward's. Edward moves backwards on instinct. * Edward: I'm not really interested in leaving right now. I've gotta study and stuff. Oliver/K: Borrrriiing. See ya later then. *∆lice teleports herself and Oliver/K away in a flash of red light. *