Bite, Lick, or Nothing: Part 10
April 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
β Hello and welcome to our show "Bite, Lick or Nothing!" β Skully greeted the viewers on camera, and then began to introduce his familiar aunt and second dad one by one. β Meet the new guests of our show. Ripov and Commander Peepers.
β Hello, hello! β says the purple cool woman, showing an approving gesture on her left hand.
β In the name of Lord Hater! β the commander says confidently, raising his right fist up.
β I think there is no need to remind you about the rules, because you all already know mx from the last episode. But the punishment has changed as always. Today's punishment in case the participant refuses to perform the action is to meet with Slendernoid himself.
β Slendernoid? The one with white skin, no face, tall and in a black business suit with a red tie? β Ripov asked.
β He is the one! But he will not just appear. β Skully explained. β First, the participant who refused to perform the action must go out into the forest, find the cave of Slendernoid himself and press the red button near the cave, after which Slendernoid himself will come out of the cave and teleport after us until he catches us. At this moment, we must escape from him and return to the skull ship to escape from him. In this case, the punishment will be passed. Otherwise, Slendernoid will catch up with us and beat us. And very painfully and almost to death.
β Ha! I'm not afraid of anything supernatural like that. β Peepers explained.
β And I'm not afraid of such dangers at all. "Danger" is my middle name. β Ripov said.
β I thought your middle name was Ellen. β the skeleton said a little thoughtfully.
β No. That's Ripley from "Alien" that's her name. β she explained.
β Okay then. Let's get started! β said Skully, smiling, raising both fists up.
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β The first tray is waiting for us, and to be honest, I'm already scared to open it. β said Skully. β Okay, let me open it! β suggested Ripov, and she picked up the tray herself. There was a large pill hidden inside. β Wow! Is this a pill? β Not just a pill, but a pill for transformation. β explained Peepers. β Whoever eats or licks it will turn into who knows what or who. β Well then. Let's see who it will be. β said the skeleton and the three looked up. Peepers raised his eye so high that it accidentally fell. "Lick!" appeared above Ripov's head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Bite!" appeared above the place where Peepers had been. β I'm saved, but my guests will have to lick and eat this pill. β Now you will see how I turn into a wolf. β the woman answered with a grin and leaned over and ran her tongue over the pill. Suddenly, Ripov began to change and turned into a canary. β Ooh-oh! Skully and Peepers laughed at what they saw. β It seems that Ripov hasn't changed much. She's still singing like that. - the commander said jokingly and leaned over the pill. He closed his eyelids and with those same eyelids he took the pill, as if with his mouth and ate it. He also changed and turned into a cat. β Peepers turned into a cat?... Are we starting to get some kind of Sylvester and Tweety here? β the skeleton smiled and grabbed his skull. Peepers in the form of a cat at that time looked at Ripov in the form of a bird, pounced on her and grabbed her with his mouth. Ripov in the form of a bird began to flap her wings and tried to fight back. β Hey, spit her out right now! Or I'll castrate you! β Skully threatened, looking sternly at the cat. Peepers spat out Ripov and said: β I would have spit her out myself. She tastes like garbage. β he said, the bird ran up to Ripov and stuck its beak under Peepers' tail, so that he jumped up and let out a cat-like cry of pain.***
Ripov and Peepers were back in their previous forms. Skully was silently opening the second tray at this time. A wooden bat was hidden inside this tray. β A bat? Someone wants to fight? β the woman asked β I don't think so. Someone left it here. By the way, there are traces of blood on it and... Something written on the side. β the commander tilted his eye and read what was written: β De... Def... Defen... Beat... DefenBeat?... What for DefenBeat? β Ah! I get it, this is the bat of that illiterate psycho from earth who fancied himself a superhero and was shot by bandits. β Ripov explained. β And who will bite and lick this stick? β asked Peepers. β Let's look up and find out. β the skeleton answered and the three raised their heads. "Bite off!" appeared above Ripov's head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Peepers' eye. β Fate has apparently smiled upon me. Peepers, try licking the bat! Peepers closed his eye, leaned towards the bat, and a real tongue crawled out from between his eyelids from his closed eye, with which he licked the wood. Then he spat a couple of times and said: β Wood and blood don't taste so good. β I don't care what I eat. The main thing is that after this bat I myself don't become illiterate, like that psycho who wielded it. β answered Ripov and taking the bat, bit off the tip of the handle. Then she spat it out. β Ugh! You're right, Peepers. The bat doesn't taste good at all. Who brought it here on a tray? β Yes. Who? β Skully looked at the camera. Suddenly, Andy's hand appeared from the left corner of the screen with a paper. Skully took it, read it and said: β Ah! Captain Industry?... But who is he?" β Either it's that fat bandit leader who killed that psycho, or... Some humanoid we don't know about. β the woman suggested.***
β Opening the next tray! β Skully says and lifts the tray. Inside was a golden staff. β Wow! That's Sailor Moon's staff! β Who's Sailor Moon? β Ripov and Peepers asked at the same time. β It's... A Japanese superheroine from manga and anime. She wears a short skirt and howls at monsters. β Oh! Like me? β Ripov smiled. β Well... Almost. β the skeleton explained a little shyly. β Okay. Let's look at the board and see what we should do!? β Peepers suggested and everyone looked up. "Bite off!" appeared above Ripov's head, "Lick!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Nothing!" appeared above Peepers' eye. β HOORAY!!! I got lucky this time. β And I'll have to lick this thing. I hope the Sailor Warriors won't be angry. β Skully was a little worried and ran his tongue along the golden staff. Suddenly, the staff struck the skeleton with lightning and he was thrown back. β Damn! This thing is offended by me. β Oh. I don't even know how I'm going to bite it?... β the woman was worried and suddenly a thought came to her mind. β Hmm... I haven't watched the Sailor Moon anime, but I heard that the power of this superheroine is given by that very one. And only if the owner of this staff is worthy. Maybe I'm worthy too? β she thought out loud and took the staff in her hands. Holding it leaning against her chest and closing her eyes, she said. β Moon prism, give me power! Suddenly there was a flash of light, from which Skully and Peepers covered their eyes. The flash passed and Ripov had now changed. She now wore a short blue skirt, longer red boots, a white sleeveless jacket, white gloves, a golden tiara on her head and golden hair ties that tied her hair into two ponytails on the sides. β Oh! Ripov! β the lord's son and the commander admired what they saw. Skully even had pink cheeks from romance. β Yeah. I like this outfit too! β Ripov smiles, looking at himself. Then she widened her eyes. β Stop! How am I supposed to take all this off now?***
Ripov was in her old clothes and hair. β I'm glad to be back in my old clothes, β she says. β What's on the next tray? β Let's see! β Skully opens the tray and inside was a black ring with a green cat paw print. β Holy flit! It's Cat Noir's ring! It's a pity they didn't give Ladybug earrings! The main thing is that they just fit on your ears like clothespins, so you don't have to pierce your ears. Okay, never mind! Look up! β the three of you raise your heads. "Lick!" appeared above Ripov's head, "Bite off!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Nothing!" appeared above Peepers' eye. β Damn it! β the woman got angry, raising her fists. β I always get either "Bite off!" or "Lick!" and I've never gotten "Nothing!" Maybe you're cheating, Skully, just like Lord Wander did in the last episode. β No. You can even test me. I don't have a remote control like his. β the skeleton raised his hands up and slowly walked around his axis. Ripov stretched out her hands and touched Skully on the waist, making sure he wasn't cheating. β Are you convinced? β Okay; but I'm tired of biting and licking. As a sign of protest, until I get "Nothing!" at least once, I'll choose punishment. β she said and walked away. β Crybaby! β Peepers said about her. β Shut up, one-eyed! β she insulted him and walked past. β Okay. Now it's just me and I have to bite off this ring. β Skully said to himself, but taking it in his hands, he looked at it. β Hmm... What if...? β he asked himself, put the ring on his finger and clenched his hand into a fist, he shouted: β PLAGG, CLAWS!!! β suddenly with a green flash he transformed. Now he was dressed entirely in black spandex, boots, gloves with claws, a belt around his waist in the form of a tail and a mask on his face that hid the scar under his eye and made both eyes green with cat pupils. Instead of a hood on his head, there were now two black cat ears between the horn. β Wow! β the commander's pupil became very small from surprise. β Agreed. It really is "Wow!" β said the skeleton, looking at himself in a new suit. Suddenly, Lord Evil appeared in the frame, who saw Skully. However, for some reason, he did not recognize his son. β Oh! Hello, kid. You must be my son Skully's new friend? By the way, have you seen him yourself? β Um... β Skully thought about what to answer his father. He was surprised that his father did not recognize him in this suit and mask. As an experiment, he decided to check if his father was playing a joke on him and lied on purpose: β No. β Okay, bye. β the lord said calmly and left. Skully and Peepers were shocked by what they saw. β Why didn't he recognize you by your face? β the commander asked. β I have no idea myself. It's probably all because of this magic suit and ring. Although I didn't even change my voice. β Skully explained and suddenly an idea came to his mind. β I'll be right back. He took an iron rod, spread it into a jumping gesture and ran.At the same time
Ripov came out of the skull ship onto the surface of the jungle. After passing through a forest of thick trees, she found a cave with a red button. β Okay, Skully said that as soon as I press the button, a real Slendernoid will come out of the cave and try to eat me, and at that moment I have to run to the skull ship to survive. Okay, I'm ready. One. Two. Three. β she pressed the button and quickly ran back. A tall, thin, humanoid with white skin and no face slowly came out of the cave. He was dressed entirely in a black business suit with a red tie. The creature had just come out of the cave and, standing still, released tentacles from its back. Ripov almost ran to the skull ship, but tripped over a tongue. The tentacles grabbed the woman by the legs and dragged her towards the Slendernoid. Ripov started screaming and grabbing the ground with her fingers, loosening it behind her like a rake.***
Skully, dressed as Chat Noir, flew towards Lord Wander's flagship. β Cataclysm! β he said, and a semblance of corruption appeared in his hand, which he touched to the tail of the flagship. Suddenly, the spaceship itself began to rust. β HEY, WHAT IS THIS??? WHY IS THE WHOLE SHIP RUSTY??? β a scream was heard.***
Ripov was covered in bruises and breathing nervously. Skully had also returned to his original clothes. β I wish I had licked that stupid ring. I hope I survive this episode. I don't want to go back to Slendernoid! β Coward! β Peepers grinned. β Okay, enough whining and swearing! Let's open the next tray and see what's in there!? β Skully says and opens it. Inside was hidden the sword Excalibur. β Excalibur! The sword of King Arthur himself. β I will definitely not lick or bite this! β Ripov said sternly, to which Skully looked at her slyly. β Do you want to go back to Slendernoid? Ripov swallowed and fell silent. The trio looked up. "Bite off!" appeared above Ripov's head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Peepers' eye. β ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? β she screamed, raising her fists. β If you don't want to, don't bite, just go back to Slendernoid! β the skeleton said. Ripov clenched her teeth in anger, lowered both hands down and left again. β I hope I wonβt hurt myself on the sword? β the commander worried. β Just lick the hilt and then you wonβt cut yourself! β Skully advised. β Okay then. β Starers answered, closed his eye, reached for the sword, stuck his tongue out between his closed eyelids and ran his tongue along the hilt of the sword. Ripov went out into the forest again and went to the same cave. β This time Iβll try to be very careful and very fast so that I can run there and not trip anywhere. One. Two. Three. β she had just pressed the button and turned around to run quickly, when suddenly an outstretched hand came out of the cave, managed to grab Ripov by the neck and pulled him into the cave. Inside the cave, the screams of a woman and the sounds of a fight were heard.***
Ripov looked even worse. She had three teeth knocked out, she was swaying in place, as if drunk and afraid, because she was looking around. β The first half of the trays are behind us and now we have the other half. β the skeleton says and opens the tray. Inside was a poisoned red apple, covered in green poison in the shape of a skull. β Oh, my Grod! That's the poisoned apple of the evil stepmother queen, which she tried to feed to princess Snow White so that she would sleep forever. β Please, at least this time let me get "Nothing!". I can't stand a third meeting with Slendernoid and I'll die anyway. β she begged and almost cried. β Sorry, it doesn't depend on me, it depends on the signs. Let's look at them! β Skully said and the three look up. β Please-please-please-please-please! β Ripov closed her eyes and, putting her palms together, began to pray. This time, "Nothing!" appeared above her head, "Bite off!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Glimmerkins' eye. Ripov smiled and jumped up and down, raising her hands up in happiness. β HOORA-A-AY!!! I WON'T BITE OR EAT THIS!!! β Yeah. But Glimmerkins and I were unlucky! β Skully answered sadly. β But in principle, I can only lick the clean red skin of the apple. Then maybe I won't get poisoned and fall asleep. β Glimmerkins suggested and ran his tongue over the red skin of the apple, without touching the green drops of poison. Suddenly Glimmerkins began to stagger, as if drunk. β I think I feel unwell. β He yawned and fell on his back, then began to snore. Ripov and Skully widened their eyes and opened their mouths. β But no! I will definitely not bite him. Let Slendernoid beat me instead! β the skeleton said sternly and left. β Don't worry, I'll take you to your beloved, so she can wake you up with a kiss. β The woman said and picked up Peepers in her arms, like a baby. β Hold on, soldier! β She ran away with him. Skully also went out into the forest and found Slendernoid's cave. β Let's see who's faster!? β the skeleton said boldly, pressed the button and ran. Slendernoid began to teleport after him to catch him. However, Skully was fast and agile enough. He managed to run to the skull ship and went inside. Slendernoid stopped and stopped chasing him. β Flell! β the thing cursed and went back into the cave. Skully was catching his breath, putting his hands on his knees and smiling because Slendernoid hadnβt caught him.***
Glimmerkin was alive and kicking again. He stretched his arms. β I was pleasantly surprised to learn that one of the patrols was a woman named Label and that it turns out she was secretly in love with me. Now Iβm forever in her debt for waking me up. β the commander said. β And me? β the strong woman looked a little sad. β Oh yeah! Thank you too, Ripov. You didnβt leave me to sleep forever. β The commander lifted his lower eyelid in affection. β Iβm glad youβre both okay. Now the seventh tray awaits us. β Skully said and opened it. Inside was hidden the arachnomorph Captain Tim. β Captain Tim? β ENEMY!!! β Ripov screamed and, looking at him angrily, pulled out a gun and aimed it at Captain Tim. β NO, STOP!!! β the skeleton screamed and hugged the arachnomorph. The woman laughed, put the gun away and said: β I was joking! I would never dare to kill such a cute creature. Especially since it once saved my life and helped open my eyes to the fact that not all arachnomorphs are such soulless creatures. Captain Tim smiled with his big lips. β Don't ever scare us like that again! β Skully said sternly and all four looked up. "Nothing!" appeared above Ripov's head, "Lick!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Bite!" appeared above Starers' eye. β I'm first. β Skully stuck out his tongue and just ran it along the arachnomorph's upper lip, when suddenly Tim himself jumped onto Skully's skull and kissed him. Peepers covered his eye and covered it with his palms, and Ripov grinned, took out her cell phone and took a photo as a keepsake. The skeleton threw the thick-lipped spider away from himself and began spitting to the side. β Ugh-ugh-ugh! Disgusting! Ugh! Captain Tim, why are you doing this? But Captain Tim only calmly looked at the skeleton and stuck out his tongue like a dog, catching his breath. While Captain Tim was not looking, the commander leaned over him from behind. His eyelids stretched and, like a mouth, grabbed a piece of fur on the arachnomorph, after which he chewed it and spat it to the side. β What a disgusting thing! Captain Tim, you are long overdue for a bath. You are so dirty. Captain Tim didn't like what the commander said and he turned to him, growling, gritting his teeth.***
β And here is the eighth tray, β said the skeleton and took it down. Inside this tray was Scrooge McDuck's top hat. β Top hat?... Apparently Saroudj McDuck wore one. Look up! β The three of them raised their heads. "Lick!" appeared above Ripov's head, "Bite off!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Nothing" appeared above Peepers' eye. β Well, Ripov, lick the hat! She leaned over, ran her tongue along the top of the top hat, and suddenly something changed in her. Her hair turned gray and white. β So. This studio is mine now. I'm buying it from you and I'm going to make a lot of money from it. β she said sternly, but then shook her head and grabbed it with her hands. Even her hair turned black again. β Oh, what did I just say? β Holy shit! If the top hat affected her like that, what will it do to me? β Skully leaned over and bit off a piece of the side of his top hat. Suddenly he, too, became serious. β What am I doing here, exactly? I should be looking for adventure and gold, not filming some nonsense. Ripov, Peepers, get ready! We're going to make money. A second later Skully was tied to a chair, and Ripov and Peepers stood to the side, arms folded. β What kind of joke is this? Untie me immediately! I order you! β How long will he behave like this? β the woman asked. β I don't know, we'll have to wait! But I think I figured out what the matter is. Scrooge McDuck has gold fever, and the hat got infected from it and passed it on to you and him. That's why you started acting like capitalists, too. But fortunately the effect was temporary and you were cured. So Skully should be cured sooner or later, too, β the commander explained.***
β I think Iβm okay now. Just two more trays left. Hang in there, guys. β Skully says and opens the tray. Inside were hidden Plutonian gut chunks. β Yeah, thatβs some goo! It doesnβt look very appetizing. But most people say that this delicacy is very appetizing. I think theyβre called Plutonian gut chunks. β Iβm definitely not eating that. β Ripov said and covered her mouth. Her cheeks puffed out and her purple head turned green. β Sorry, Ripov, but thatβs not your decision to make. β the skeleton replied and the three of them looked up. βNothing!β appeared above Ripovβs head, βBite off!β appeared above Skullyβs head, and βLick!β appeared above Peepersβ eye. β Ripov got lucky this time, but the commander will have to lick this crap. β I hope I donβt throw up after these? β He said to himself, twitching his fingers. He leaned over, closed his eye and stuck his tongue out between his eyelids. Then he ran his tongue over one of the pieces and the purple mucus. Standing in place, the commander tasted it and said: β It's more like slightly raw meat, but... It really does taste like chips. β Wow. Okay. Now I'll try it. β The skeleton said, taking another piece in his fingers and putting it in his mouth. Judging by his smile, he liked it and tasted it with pleasure. Unable to resist, he took the whole plate and ate all the remaining pieces. β Hey, can't you leave me at least one piece? I want to try them too. β Ripov asked. β You wanted to get "Nothing!" and didn't want to eat them. A deal is worth more than money! β Skully answered and ate all the remaining pieces, leaving none. Ripova raised the index finger of her left hand, her eyes widened and her mouth opened, not knowing what to answer to this.***
β And here is the finale! Or rather, the last tray. β Skully said and opened it. Inside was hidden a bottle of sour milk. β Ugh! Damn! Expired milk! What did you give us? Do you want us to sit in the toilet with diarrhea for the rest of our lives? Look at the scoreboard! β "Bite off!" appeared above the Ripovs' head, "Nothing!" appeared above Skully's head, and "Lick!" appeared above Peepers' eye. β Oof! I'm lucky! Well, daddy, are you going to lick the sour stuff? β Never! I'd rather go fight Slendernoid! β the commander replied, took the blaster in his hands and left. He left the skull ship, went out into the forest, found a cave, jumped up and pressed the button. Tentacles appeared from the cave, grabbed the commander and dragged him into the cave. There were screams, gunshots and sounds of beating. In the end, the commander with a black eye was thrown out of the cave. β VICTORY!!! β he shouted, raising his fists up.At the same time
β Well, Ripov, are you going to drink this crap or are you going to go to Slendernoid? β asked Skully. β No. It's better to sit in the toilet all day than to be beaten to death. β she said sternly, took a bottle of milk and drank it all. Despite the disgusting taste, she endured like a real fighter and drank everything to the last drop. Then she began to spit and felt her stomach growling. Then she ran away too. β Run, Ripov, run! β he shouted at her goodbye and, looking at the camera, began to address the viewers. β Well, if you, dear viewer, liked how we bite or lick various dishes and objects, then write us letters with advice, complaints and suggestions! Bye everyone, and see you in the new episodes! β he waves goodbye.
