Chapter 4
July 12, 2024 at 3:23 AM
*Insert epic music here*
THE SECRET OF KAITO'S FRYING PAN. PART FOUR. INTERROGATION OF LEN
And so, four Vocaloids saw Len.
And Gakupo says:
-Who will distract him?
And Oliver answers:
- I! I know how to distract people like that..))
Oliver approached Len and began to speak fiercely:
- Leen, aren’t you tired of dying IN EVERY SONG? What are you, the local Kenny McCormick?
- Ollie, stop joking about it!
- Otherwise?
- Otherwise... - Len didn’t have time to finish, because Flower came up from behind and knocked him down.
- Knit him)) - satisfied Oliver said after which the remaining three did it and dragged him to the already familiar basement...
And so, this idiot sat tied up in a basement as dark as Oliver’s songs. Suddenly the light of a lamp was directed at him, causing him to close his eyes.
- Kagamine Len... We need information.. - Gumi said.
- What information?! What's happening?!
Oliver looked at him seriously (even too seriously for a twelve-year-old child).
- Tell us... Did you quarrel with Fukase because you didn’t share the dumpling that Megurine Luka cooked for you?..
- Well, yes.. Was it necessary to tie me up for this?!
- Be silent! This is where we ask questions! One more question and we'll have to use heavy artillery...
Len swallowed nervously.
- o-okay..
- Tell us, did Kaito hit Fukase with his frying pan?
- Y-yes...
- Did Fukase start the fight first?
- Yes...
- Why were you quarreling over some dumpling?!
- We wanted to eat..
- Are you saying that Megurine Luka cooked you only ONE dumpling?!
- Y-yes..
- Why only one?!
- According to Luka...
- Could you specify?!
- A-according to Megurine Luka, we eat more than others, and she decided to save money on us...
- BUT why didn’t I know about this?!! So, when you asked me to cook food for you, you didn’t follow Megurine Luka’s rules?!” Gumi asked.
- I don't know!!
- Who knows?
- ...
- Okay, no matter. Len, we need you in our investigation. Call your reflection and you'll have to crawl into Kaito's room, in case there's something important there that will help us find out why everyone is afraid of his frying pan...
- What?!
- Go call Kagamine Rin! Flower, untie him!
- Tell Kagamine Rin that we will give her oranges if we agree..
-Will you give me some bananas?
- We'll hit you in the ass.
- ok-ok!! I understand..
And so, Flower untied Len and kicked him out of the basement with a kick in the ass, after which everyone began to wait for him to return with Rin.
To be continued.