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December 13, 2023 at 3:30 AM
Notes:
: Partially taken from generation AI. And so, the verse was mainly invented by me. There are repetitions, but specially allowed. The author does not troll readers in any way - black humor confirms this Enjoy it 😸💕
So: why shouldn’t we be a ficwriter?
Write your own fanfiction, unreal stories?
What's the matter? What is the reason? What is the essence of what happened?
Let's figure out what and how...
In short, get to the point!
In general, it’s time for us to learn more about ficwriters,
About those who write stories, works, poems,
Fairy tales and stories. Well, okay, what's special to hide?
It's time to tell who these people really are.
Ficwriters are those whose nerves are on edge,
They also write fanfiction using fantasies,
On Fikbook and Fanfikshin, as well as on Fikfan,
They publish them, wasting their time and living their lives in vain.
But why does this happen? And what makes
Are all our ficwriters trying so hard in vain?
After all, hard work lies ahead for them for their creativity,
Maybe this is a science - writing stories?
Actually, people, it's very, very simple:
Ficwriters themselves do bullshit
At your own request, at your own discretion,
Developing plots, making characters at their worst/best.
They do it just for popularity
Just for fun, to the reader's taste.
A ficwriter who creates his stories on Fikbook,
Basically, he grins brazenly at the life of society,
He's also very daring this time.
Creates another yaoi or (fem)slash on BTS,
By Bungoy Stray Boys, by ITZY and even by Wednesday!
Well, that's it, my dears - it looks like we're finished,
Especially in the case when the geth ceases to be good,
High quality and with a touching story for readers.
Now we need something spicy, now we need something new,
And that’s why most ficwriters mainly write only slash.
On the one hand, it’s good that there are only slashes,
And then there are illiterate works, inappropriate
For Fikbook and Fikfan. In general, here - for everything!..
There’s just one thing ficwriters don’t take into account.
Sleep, study and nutrition are important to us,
But ficwriters forget to do these things too.
This kind of life is a prison. Where the ficwriter is a prisoner,
Condemned both by people and by reality as a whole.
Here, every line in his fanfic is suffering;
Here the fictional character displaces the real world;
Here the problems that all ficwriters have are forgotten -
How they suffer from the patient’s imagination!
While fic writers clutter our minds with stories,
While readers wander through the open spaces
Ficbook, Internet, Ficfan and Fanfiction,
Wattpad..
And they are surprised at the illiteracy, the confusion of the plot, the vulgarity.
At least the readers are very lucky,
Especially when they are just
Read fan fiction, stories, poems; not registered
On many sites, like Fikbook, they are questionable for them.
But even readers can be wrong:
They condemn the “carelessness” of ficwriters and hurt their souls.
They turn into people-haters and get really annoying
With your “condemnation”, with your “harsh criticism”...
Damn, how did you get it?
They!..
..But that’s not the point, because now it’s time to get closer to the question:
Why is being a ficwriter not worth it for many people?
Calm: my poem will not be about that at all,
He has black humor, yes, that’s it - that’s it, don’t panic!
Creativity is important for different levels of society,
As well as new information - from Jen to the article,
From ratings G, PG-13, even NC-21...
Anyway, don't panic, ficwriter!
I come from the illiterate
Also :)
Notes:
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