Scrapbooking

       Miche the Magnificent, Overlady of All Elements, Supreme Witch of the Magic World, Savior of the Seven World Spheres etc., was holding a letter and bristling with sparks of all fire elements, barely keeping from incinerating the offending piece of paper. “Dear Ms Michelle Jones,” the letter stated in regular printed lines (Times New Roman, 12). “Interuniversal Fate Committee offers its most sincere apologies. The previous Notice of Chosenness and a key to another world (hereinafter the Isekai) in the form of a brickfall onto the head of the Chosen One’s were delivered to you by mistake and were intended for your neighbour Mrs. Miranda Johnson, born 1952 in Southhampton. Please scan the QR code apttached to return to your initial chronotope. As a compensation—" Miche the Magnificent hissed, and the letter disintegrated into fine ashes. By mistake! And then they dare!.. Oh yes, if she received this bullshit in the first six or eight months of her displacement from the cozy home world of Manchester, she’d have cried with joy! But now, after all she had been through and all she had achieved, she was not going to give it back to her half-senile gossiping neighbour. She’d fight for it all even if the mysterious Committee declared Miche the Magnificent an usurper and villain and assigned a next Chosen One to fight her. "Oneris!" she summoned one of her demon aides. "I command all my servants to look out for otherworld travelers. All of them shall be detained and brought to me in chains. Go."