Scrapbooking

       "Do you see it? Those monsters will put dinosaurs to shame! A running Palaeozoic! For example, the boar-like monsters behind those carpet fibres are dust mites, and those armoured trains with vibrisses and killer jaws are silverfish bugs. They, and many other critters, live in your carpet, which you clean twice a week with a common vacuum cleaner. Our patented quantum minimizer helps you witness it firsthand, and our patented quark-gluonic determinator will free your home of those abominations. With the Trademark determinator, you will live in a truly sterile and safe home." "Ermmm…” "No, darling, it’s not an ‘ermm’ matter, we buy this determinator!” “Hrm!” "Don’t worry, I’ve made all the calculations already. Next month, we’re closing the loan for cryochamber and will be able to draw a new one. Safety is worth it.” "Excellent choice, ma’am. And our tailored consumer-purpose loan programme—” "Right, sure, I have already read your leaflets, and now would you mind switching that minimizer thing of yours back, please? I’d be happy to return to my real size; those creepers watch us, it’s uncanny. What do they eat?” "Actually, ma’am, silverfish eats crumbles, dust, that is, particles or textile, human, er... skin..." "Um?” “Just a sec, field minimizer is a failsafe modern technol… Activate, you stupid piece of junk! Sorry, ma’am, a tiny delay, it will be alright in a second. Sir, would you mind driving our car to the sun spot? Silverfish prefer shadows. And meanwhile, I’ll—" "You know what? If your determinator is as reliable as your minimizer, I’ll think twice before—Oh, I’ve just thought—Darling, I hope you haven’t forgotten to lock our cat in the bathroom?” "Eh? Me? Oops...” "Excuse me, ma’am, isn’t your cat of ginger colour? Because at the left, I glimpsed—” "Aaaa!!”