Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

After almost 15 minutes of wrangling between Tobi, Deidara and Hidan, the car broke free with a clear conscience, but with small dents from hitting the concrete of the pit. But me and Priora will survive. In general, how they pulled it out, or rather pulled it out. While they were yelling at each other, I used boards to make a “gangway” for the car. Obito, or rather Tobi’s trouble-free personality, forced him to be put under the wheel. After some suffering, the car was outside. **** Deidara — So where? V — In the field. Deidara — Why do we need it? V — I don’t want you to drive into the nearest pole. I still want to see my car alive. Even one half-dead one is enough for me. Deidara — I see… After about half an hour we arrived at a more or less deserted section of fields. Yes, the Rostov region can be called a field desert. Wherever you spit, there is a field and a steppe. V — So, you’ve already seen how I drive a car and now try to repeat it. Here are your keys. The flag is in your hands and forward and with a song. Deidara — Just giving them to me like that? And what will you do? V — I’ll collect pine cones here on the grass, smoke, and not bother anyone. In short, a cultural holiday… Deidara — I didn’t know you smoked. V — You won’t understand my simple soldier’s humor. Now go ahead, El Day… Deidara — L Day? What does it mean? V — Nothing special, just expressing respect to the master of his craft. The great and terrible Deidara no Danna, in terms of the art of explosion. It’s a white lie, but this name… I didn’t think I’d find its bearer… Deidara — Don’t… Don’t call me that… V — How? Is Deidara a senpai? Deidara — That’s all I needed… V — Okay, stop pulling the cat by the tail, Al Day. Everything must be completed strictly before nightfall. Otherwise I will feel bad… Deidara — In what sense? V — I have problems with my breathing. Small lung capacity, but that’s not what I’m talking about. I’m talking about something else. I’m, how can I say, transitioning into a sleepy state and at this moment I urgently need to sleep, because breathing is, well, uncomfortable for me, a strange sensation appears… So move your hooves! Deidara — I’m already leaving. Now they won’t let me sleep at night with this information. But as we know, when there is a shot, there is a recoil. Everything that was said will be used against you. About two hours passed. It’s already evening, time to break up camp. By the way, he is doing well. It’s immediately obvious that he didn’t take his eyes off him. V — Deidara! All! Finish. Deidara — How’s it going? V — Not bad for the first time. Let’s go home. They’re probably already waiting for us, and your fiancé is definitely… Deidara — Are you on your own again?!!! V — Well, well, that’s it, don’t be offended, otherwise I won’t survive such cuteness. I was confused and didn’t understand what was happening. V — You’re cute when you’re angry… Haven’t you noticed? Deidara — Are you kidding me? We’ve made it red, now we’ll finish it off. V — Well, why am I kidding you? No one will praise you or give you a compliment, well, except yourself. And I’m silent about your art. This is the pinnacle of everything. The apotheosis of all Art. The only thing that can be compared and at the same time cannot be compared with eternity. A fleeting moment, an instant — an explosion, in the end. Which I like…” we say the last part barely audibly. Deidara — Do you like explosions? V — There is such a thing… Deidara — So you agree that art is an explosion? The devil is crushing his face. V — Before I answer the question, it’s a pity Sasori is not with us. I would say right now that it would be interesting for him too. So let’s put this question aside for later. Now come on, start the longboat, we won’t explode, and set off for Berlin. Deidara — You won’t get bored. V — Well, you bent it… An hour later we reached home. It was almost night outside. I won’t sleep at home. I’ll sleep in the car if they let me…