Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

V — Move your hooves, Senya! Deidara — I’m Deidara, not Senya. V — Don’t pick on my words if you don’t understand them! An hour later, his pursuit of Obito ended. The time has come for him to know the pain of the reign of the crest in uniform! Deidara — So what did you want to talk to me about? Especially in private… — he said this phrase with mockery mixed with some excitement in his eyes. V — I will upset you beyond belief… Deidara -? V — Alas, I cannot provide you with a private, intimate atmosphere with your beloved Toby… Deidara — ARE YOU FREAKING OUT?! We slap him in the face, and in a big way. V — Don’t interrupt when elders speak! Deidara — Seniors? If anyone is older, it’s me. V — How old are you? Deidara — 17. V — And I’m 19, so close your mitten and listen! Deidara — Nineteen? You won’t get more than fourteen! V — You can’t imagine how pleased I am to hear this… I don’t get told this very often, and especially men… Words of flattery from women’s lips break the fragile child’s psyche! He was a little embarrassed and tried not to show that he was blushing a little. Break or regret? Or better yet, remember games like Mass Effect or Dragon Age — there are romantic characters to choose from. In our case, the choice was Deidara and Obito. Let’s see who breaks first, but the answer is clearly obvious… Deidara — S-So what did you want to talk about? But here you need to be careful, otherwise he won’t stand it. Not in this sense… V — In general, I decided to teach you how to ride this trough with wheels and a motor. Deidara — Why? V — What do you think? Deidara — Don’t you want to see Hidan? V — I would love to, but you have to be patient. And he himself will be happy about it. Do you remember the road? Deidara — Like… Yes. V — Great! Go and take on the primitive human form of this world. And I… How can I get you out of here? Deidara — Who have you already decided to kick out? Me or Hidan? V — This is a bucket! I hit the hood of the Lada Priora with my palm. Lada sedan! Eggplant! — here to the place. Deidara — Any problems? V — So you can help me solve them. Now go and take on human form, five-canthropus! Deidara — Well, what if I don’t want to ride this thing? V — Out there! I still need to drive the second one into the garage. Thank you, Kakuzu… May Kamaz run over you… Deidara — Before I go, tell me what art means to you? V — It’s too early to ask me this question. Not yet up to my level! And now — Run! With an undisguised grin, he finally left the mortal world of my garage. Now we need to drive away the second one. The dent is good. You need to buy new glass, but it’s better to go with the whole door at once… Now we need to kick out Priora. The only problem is that it is standing in a hole. If you turn the steering wheel wrong, it will fall down. So, where is this explosive blonde? It’s coming. Fuck, I just noticed that he looks like the rap artist Eljay. If it weren’t for this person, I would never have known about the existence of Free Fire and Naruto. V — Well, are you ready? Deidara — As you can see. V — In general, your task is to prevent the wheels from falling into the hole. Understood? Keep your eyes on the wheels! I was almost out, only the hood was left, when suddenly… Tobi — DEIDARA SEMPAI!!! Deidara got distracted and the left wheel fell down… V — WHAT DID I TOLD YOU TO DO, YOU UNFORTUNATE DEGENERATE?!!! Deidara — Why are you yelling at me?! It’s all this idiot! V — I don’t give a fuck!!! Now pull it out! Hidan — What are you yelling at? Fucked up. Tobi — Tobi wanted to ask Deidara-senpai what they were doing, and then Luda-chan’s car fell down. V — I’m waiting!