Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

On the way back, the duo of “immortal art” was silent. Remembering the anime, it’s impossible to believe that these are the same Hidan and Deidara. So unusual and a little annoying… The trip turned out to be boring and uninteresting. Upon arrival home, we were greeted by Kakuzu, sitting on the steps at the entrance to the house—that look was still there. It made me shudder. And Obito sat next to him on the ground, like in the ult from the game when you choose a team — Iruka Umino, Konohamaru Sarutobi and Naruto Uzumaki. Everything would be fine, but I noticed a dent on the garage door — on the second one. And this is not a sledgehammer. V — I see you had fun in our absence… — Quickly glancing at the treasurer — You don’t have to answer. Here you can see everything… There is more work. But that was to be expected from these two. Luckily he didn’t kill the Uchiha. V — You two take your boots off and you can go about your business. Don’t touch me. I’m going to the garage to work. Hidan — Don’t boss me around. V — What then? Will you sacrifice Jashin? You know this is no longer relevant… Where is that damn chainsaw? But I found it! Mentally we turn on the Gaza Strip — Night of Fear. V — Paganism is prohibited. Sacrifice and worship of false gods are punishable by law, Hidan. Do you dare? “The old dark forest is terribly annoying, The full moon was saddled by a crafty demon, And the evil church glows with mystical fire, On its domes there is a dark inverted cross.” Hidan — You! Call Jashin-sama a false god! We’re all getting ready! I give instructions… Berserk mode is activated. V — It’s bad to scratch your tongue! Attack… “Hurry up and load your silver bullets, Get out the aspen stakes quickly, Is there holy water? (Eat!) Are the holy crosses here? (Here!) Hurry to the sacred circle — And stand up back to back!” Hidan — Die infidel!!! Let’s start the saw. V — Let’s go! The distance between me and the old woman with the scythe was at the level of a blow. He swung his scythe. I’m a chainsaw. The instruments of death had almost come together in battle when we were abruptly pulled into the corners. Kakuzu threw Hidan into the car — the glass was broken, there was a large dent on the door and an obscene yell. Deidara pulled me from behind. Almost sawed off his hand. Deidara — Enough! You’re acting like two idiots… Kakuzu — In my opinion they are idiots. One brain for two. Tobi — Hidan-senpai, aren’t you in pain? You flew so well! Hidan — Fuck off, Tobi… Bitch. Kakuzu, you probably broke my ribs. Deidara — You’ll yell less. Hidan — SHUT UP THE FUCK…!!! Fuck! It hurts… V — That means one brain for two, right? You would know what I had to go through! Those whom I considered my friends turned their backs on me, I was oppressed all my life because of my appearance! You see my murderous impulses — this is what this pathetic insignificant world did to me… How I want to drown it in blood, but I can’t… Move away, Deidara, I’ve had enough of being surrounded by you. Need insulation… I slammed the garage door and stopped hearing this world. Only your thoughts. We need to suppress these impulses… **** Toby — What was that just now? Eh, senpai? Deidara — You could say confession and the appearance of a second personality… Hidan — Fucking awesome personality… How painful it is… Kakuzu — What did the leader tell you? Toby — What about Luda-chan? Kakuzu — I don’t care about some small fry who wants to push for pity. So what did he say? Deidara — So that we don’t take our eyes off her. And, as you can see, she seems to know a lot of things, since she constantly avoids the conversation. Toby — Information? Hidan — Fuck, you’re smart… Kakuzu — In that case, that’s what you’ll do. Hidan — Stop, bitch! And you… fuck… What are you going to do all this time? Kakuzu — I’ll make sure she doesn’t run away…