Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

Kakuzu — Why the hell are you making noise here? Hidan — THIS CREATURE SCREAMED IN MY EAR WHEN I WAS SLEEPING!!! Kakuzu — And why? V — There was an alternative option with a sledgehammer, but I dismissed it immediately. And I woke him up, by the way, I was just following Deidara so that they could meet the leader and the others. It’s something like a small samet. Well, at the same time, roughly speaking, humanize them as locals. Tobi — Why only Hidan and Deidara-senpai? Fuck, I already jumped away from his unexpected scream. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed Hidan’s grin. V — Will you take off your mask? Negative nod. V — That’s all. The question is closed. You two are behind me. Toby, open the gate! **** I will not describe our trip in detail. Very boring and uninteresting. True, Hidan never wanted to part with his foreign body — the scythe. So we arrived at the square. The girls with their security guards were already standing and waiting just for us. There was practically no free space. Today there is a large concentration of pathetic, insignificant individuals who just want to bleed. Shut up, V! I still missed you here! The second personality is still trying to break free. Damn Johnny Silverhand… While we walked to the nearest clothing store and other things, Akatsuki looked around the city. In one word — MU-RA-WAY-NIK. Kill… GET THE FUCK OUT!!! In general, while they walked, Katya chatted incessantly, and the six talked about their own things. But in the back I felt gazes on my person. I just want to poke their eyes out. How are you pissing me off… In short, as practice shows, I did everything so that the organization was interested in me, and not in these stupid chickens. Now you need to casually show your trump card. Royal Flush is on my side, for now… Having reached the nearest store, we split up. In my back, right in my spine, I felt a boiling rage. I need to do everything quickly, otherwise I will feel worse. At these moments, games such as GTA and FREE FIRE successfully help me. Although the latter began to have the opposite effect — there were too many motherfuckers there. V — So, basota, take what more or less suits you. You’re only here for a short time anyway, so don’t show off. And I’ll wait here near the fitting rooms. Expenditure! They left without further ado. I don’t know what Nagato told them, but it’s clear that I might be hiding something. Here is a diamond eye, a beastly ear. A two-hundredth Kruzak is flying, with bass screams behind. Fires at something again, loads someone again… After half an hour, they chose what they liked. And almost everything is in black… A pair of sweaters — sports and regular, pants of the same shade and sneakers. And that’s just Hidan. And the demolition man also took a couple of sweaters, a shirt, and, in the classic style, trousers and sneakers. The rest had about the same set. Only Katya made us wait a long time. Until she dresses Conan up, she won’t calm down… V — Payne, when are you planning to hold the next alumni meeting? Payne — I’ll tell you. V — I advise you to warn an hour before the event. It may take forever for me to get here. Payne — I’ll take into account… In response, we thank him with a gesture and a bow of the head. Fuck, maybe something from prose, while there’s a bazaar station here? Exactly! Shakespeare! Performed for the first time by me: Shosh, you’re not coming, are you listening, my friend? Toby, two glasses of vodka aren’t enough? Have you prayed for the night, Demona? I don’t understand something. Where does this shine on your face come from? Did you secretly eat lard back? Yes… I prayed at about half past seven. And an hour ago the lard was back! Duplica lard — THIS IS IMPORTANT!!! This won’t help! I have decided everything — the end has come for you! Did you spare me the bacon? Don’t look at the fact that I don’t look good on the outside… But inside I’m the best candidate! Handkerchief. Dear heart, where is the scarf? What kind of scarf is there? What are you doing? Have you forgotten?! This is an orange one to tie on your head. Well, I remember a little. There was something… But not specifically! Kolya, where did my handkerchief go?! I know everything! Think about the sins! Oh my God! My only sin is love for the people. With an orange scarf on our heads, we stood with the people on the Maidan. But I don’t remember you there… But I didn’t go! What are you doing? Otherwise! But of course! And then Katya appeared. With two packages… Yomayo… Having paid, we moved somewhere.