Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

The question of who will live with whom has been resolved, all that remains is to announce the results. The four of us stand in front of Akatsuki in the park as if awaiting the verdict. Jury decision: Katya — Well, in general, we decided to divide you and are ready to voice our decision. The Akatsuki listened attentively, because they understood that they could not cope here on their own: an alien world, culture, speech. Only in our conversation we have already heard a bunch of incomprehensible words. What will await them next? Sasha — In general… With me and Nastya they will go — Sasori, Payne, Kisame and Juzo, with Katya — Orochimaru, Zetsu, Konan and Itachi, and with Luda — Tobi, Kakuzu, Deidara and Hidan. Deidara and Hidan — I’m against it! Tobi — Tobi is happy that he will be with Deidara-senpai, but why is senpai unhappy? Deidara — Shut up, Tobi, before I blow you up, hmm! Hidan — Why the fuck should I be with this walking ATM, the stupid guy in the mask and this idiot?! Deidara — I’ll blow you up if you call me that again! Payne — Silence! You’ve been told everything. Zetsu — URGH! I WOULD GET OUT OF HERE ASAP. THIS FUCK IS ALREADY PISSING ME OUT. V — In that case, let’s not waste time and go our separate ways, otherwise we’ll attract too much unnecessary attention… My group is behind me. Katya — How are we going to take them home, by bus or something? V — I can spread it, but it will take me about an hour to get back and forth. Nastya — We’re not far away by bus. Sasha — Lud, you hang in there. V — No passaran! Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara, Obito… The main thing is not to piss off Kakuzu — in fact, it’s easier than ever, but in practice we’ll see. Hidan and Deidara — they will fight with each other, but they won’t touch art and religion. And Obito… That’s the rub. He needs to straighten his brains out, thanks to Zetsu and MADara… Okay, I’ll think of something. Now we are already close to the car. There are no problems with the three of them, but Kakuzu… V — Hidan, give me your scythe. I’ll put it in the trunk so it doesn’t get in the way. Hidan — Fuck you, you can’t wait! V — Uh-huh, what was to be expected… Three back, Kakuzu in front. If it fits in…” I said the last part, barely audible. Everyone got in, but it was really uncomfortable for a couple of people in the back. Tobi sat down in the middle so that Deidara practically merged with the door, and Hidan cursed everything he could. But she said to put the scythe in the trunk… And Kakuzu… More or less fit. A little big, but tolerable. V — I’ll tell you right away: I don’t have a license, I drive like crazy, and I don’t expect any problems along the way… Do you have any questions? Deidara — And how does this thing work? Vt- But now you will see it… The second time the station wagon decided to start. There was surprise on their faces, well, half of them were visible, the rest were hidden behind masks. Deidara — Danna would appreciate this mechanism, hmm. V — I have no doubt, Deidara. He would probably dismantle my car for parts. And they are so expensive… Kakuzu — And a lot? V — It depends on the model and brand. This one will cost around 50 thousand, while others could cost up to half a million, or even a million. Kakuzu — I see… Hidan — Well, how long do we fucking have to squirm in this trough? V — 20-30 minutes. The main thing is not to get noticed by the cops… Toby — Who? V — As we drive by, I’ll show you who I’m talking about. We drove in silence for the remaining 10 minutes and were already approaching the exit from the city. Deidara — Are we leaving the city? V — I don’t live in the city. I live in a village on the other side of the highway… In short, you’ll see for yourself… (Sound of siren and flashing lights)…those. Hidan — What the fuck is this? V — A military convoy with an escorted Mentavi vehicle. The white UAZ is the cops, that is, the police, police, cops, cops, etc., and the trucks are already military. Kakuzu — Are they military? V- Ninja or shinobi in your opinion. Toby — Do they use techniques? V — Yes, they do, but not like yours. You have seals, kunai, shurikens and so on, but we have machine guns, tanks, planes, missiles, ships, submarines and everything like that. We’ll come and show you if the laptop works properly. Toby — I see. Deidara — Tobi, motherfucker, move, there’s no room for me! Tobi — Sorry, Deidara-senpai, but Hidan-senpai is sitting here. Toby can’t… Hidan — Shut up already, you’re both fucked! Deidara — Shut up before I blow you up! V- Kakuzu, there will be a sudden stop right now. The car stops abruptly. The trio have already received a couple of bruises, that’s for sure. V — So, if the three of you don’t shut up, then I’ll drop you off here and you’ll walk along the road all the way to Ayuta! Am I making myself clear? Deidara holding his head — More than… I think I hit it hard. V — That’s good. We continued the rest of the way in silence. I only briefly noticed the glance of Kakuzu and Deidara with Obito on me, and Hidan… Well, what else could he do except pray to his Jashin and look out the window?