Four lives and 10+ strange personalities

12 people stood in front of four girls. 12 killers… The appearance of some was very surprising. - Pain, Konan, Uchiha Itachi, Hoshikage Kisame, Akasuna no Sasori, Deidara, Kakuzu, Hidan, Juzo Biwa, Orochimaru, Tobi and Zetsu… I listed them all, but I can’t understand why Juzo and Orochimaru are here. Probably just because they were in the lineup. Then why is there only… Uh… Pff… Nagato in Yahiko’s body, and not the two of them. Probably due to the fact that Yahiko has been dead for a long time, but in general, I don’t know. Payne — You know who we are. This already simplifies a lot… Where are we? Nastya — In the Shakhty… Payne — And if there are no jokes. Sasha — You are in the city of Shakhty, Rostov region, country Russia, Planet Earth, in the Solar System, Milky Way galaxy. A silent pause hung over us. Sasha… Eh… Sasori — Russia? Hear it for the first time… Payne — Itachi… This is already bad, but fortunately this is not their world. Itachi approached us and activated his sharingan. Itachi -… Payne — What’s the matter? Itachi — Sharingan… Doesn’t work. Deidara — Ha, have you forgotten how to use your eyes, hm? Itachi — No. It just doesn’t work, like there’s no chakra here. Kisame — No chakra? Are you sure about this, Itachi-san? Itachi — Absolutely. Payne — What do you have to say in your defense? Well this is expected… Katya — What excuse? You are anime characters who find themselves in the real world, where there is no what’s-her-name chakra and other things! Orochimaru — Anime characters? Sasha — Well, this is… How can I tell you… A moving drawn picture, combined into a plot… Damn, Luda, don’t they have anything like that? V — No, they have something between our time and medieval Japan. Kakuzu — Maybe just kill them? Hidan — Fuck, at least I agree with this fucker on some things. Jashin-sama needs sacrifices… Katya — No, you can’t kill us! Payne — No, Kakuzu, we need them. We don’t know this world. We don’t know how to go back. Juzo — Do you think they know? Payne paused for a moment. Payne — There is no choice, as I said. Nastya — Girls, let’s go away for a few words. Hidan — Hey, where are you going?! Sasha — To the meeting. We won’t be long. We moved a couple of meters away from them. Nastya — Well, what are we going to do? They won’t leave us so easily. Sasha — Wow, we just moved away and are already considered an escape. V — It turns out that you need to divide them. Katya — I’ll take Itachi’s Chur for myself. V — I’m taking these crazy ones. I’m talking about Deidara, Hidan and Tobi. What? I live in a field, there are no people there except neighbors. Sasha — Again about the field… Katya — Okay, girls, let’s continue dividing the guys. Nastya — Well, I live with Sasha and it turns out that there are six of us, and three of you? Sasha — Well, it doesn’t turn out nicely… Katya — Okay, let’s do this: I’ll take — Itachi, Konan, Snake and… Uh Nastya — Let’s take Aloe. Katya — Well… Okay, I’ll take the plant for myself. Sasha — Just don’t forget to water. Katya — Fuck you, Sash! Nastya — Lada, we’ll take — Payne… Sasha — Sasorka and Rybka, but let’s not say that he wanted to kill us. Nastya — Okay, that means — uh… V — Juzo… Katya — So we agreed! I got a great set: Big Baby Tobi, or rather Obito, Fanatic — Hidan, ATM — Kakuzu and Demoman — Deidara. Can I be first in line for the Guillotine…?