Strange soulmate

      I woke up tomorrow is the very day! It’s my birthday, that’s when his long-awaited hair will appear in my underwear. Ask why not her? I’m not a lesbian. The day after tomorrow, every day I will find his hair, how romantic it is. If you do not agree with me, then I will come up to you at night and. It’s better not to know, ahah.       Maybe a day earlier will appear? No, it’s empty. And my mother had a year before coming of age, why I have the opposite. Mom said something might have happened. Hmm, it’s interesting. Where did we get someone else’s hair in our underpants? This question will remain eternal, no one can give an answer to it.       I started going to college, I’m studying to be a translator. I’ve always dreamed of being, and I finally succeeded! At first I didn’t like English, but for this I learned it. “Good morning,” she said to the cat, guess what breed. You probably can’t guess, the British shorthair. That’s why I love talking to her in English. Be sure to stroke the Brit. That’s what I called her, I went to the exit.       Oh, you don’t know my name. My name is Emily. To be honest, it’s difficult to write on the go, so I’ll continue to write when I get on the bus. I’m here, as a result, I got on an old minibus. I don’t like to ride them, it’s crowded and crowded. I have almost reached it, it takes 10-15 minutes to go. See you. I’ll write after school.       I’m going home, the time is 15:45. I’m so sleepy, I’m ready to fall asleep everywhere. Even if you just lie down in the snow and pass out, but to celebrate your birthday… Definitely not necessary, it’s still such an important day! There are only a couple of steps left. I’ve reached it, now I’ll have to change my clothes and I’ll go to bed. Tomorrow is Sunday, I’m not going anywhere. Inhale, exhale. Good night.       I didn’t write in the morning, I cried. There was nothing, I don’t have a soulmate. Of course, it was possible to marry someone else, but it’s not so cool, is it? To the child’s question: “How did you meet?” I would answer: “It was in winter, on my birthday. I found his hair, and he’s mine. That’s how we found each other, how wonderful he was, and now, my dear.”       And in the end? In our family, everyone marries a soulmate, it’s already like a tradition. Probably for more than 500 years? From the very beginning of this story with soulmates. Well, if we were then, I do not know when our family was born, our surname, if you got it. Then you will never change, conscience will not forgive you.

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      Good morning, it’s not morning anymore of course. I forgot to write it down unfortunately, I came with couples. I am very glad, I have a soulmate! Although, this is not a handsome guy, but a girl from the last year. Well, I’ll just have to put up with it. She came up to me and showed me a lock of my hair. I have them painted blue at the end, so it was clear that they were mine. And why didn’t I have hair? Because she’s fucking bald.