Paranoid Parrot – Fanfiction & Original Stories

A Soft and Tender Bite

Het

PG-13

Finished

5

Author:: Paranoid Parrot

Fandom:: EPIC: the musical, Greek mythology (crossover)

Pairing and characters:: Poseidon/Circe

Size:: 4 pages, 1,519 words, 1 chapter

Date of completion:: 14.04.2026

Tags: AU Crackship Established relationship Gentle sex Gods Hickeys/Love bites Magic Myths and mythology Rarepair

Circe discovers a new and unexpected pleasure... thanks to her cat?

Watch where the birds fly

Gen

R

Finished

7

Author:: Paranoid Parrot

Fandom:: EPIC: the musical

Pairing and characters:: Odysseus, Polites, Eurylochus, Polyphemus, Poseidon, Penelope, Telemachus

Size:: 11 pages, 4,847 words, 1 chapter

Date of completion:: 25.03.2026

Tags: Angst Antiquity AU Blood and Injury Canon Divergence Canon-Typical Violence Drama Gods / Divine Entities Grief/Mourning Magic Mentions of cannibalism Myths and mythology Nobody is Dead

Somebody took the blow for Polites...

The Parting Gift

Het

PG-13

Finished

9

Author:: Paranoid Parrot

Fandom:: Myth & legends, EPIC: the musical, Greek mythology (crossover)

Pairing and characters:: Odysseus/Penelope, Odysseus, Penelope, Poseidon

Size:: 4 pages, 1,741 words, 1 chapter

Date of completion:: 06.02.2026

Tags: Angst AU Canon Divergence Curses Doomed relationships Drama Gods Pre-canon Prophecies

He yearned for what he could never have. That smile. That clear gaze. Her gentle palm in his strong hand. A child with her eyes.

Making amends

Slash

PG-13

Finished

8

Author:: Paranoid Parrot

Fandom:: Myth & legends, EPIC: the musical, Greek mythology (crossover)

Pairing and characters:: Odysseus/Poseidon, Odysseus, Poseidon

Size:: 6 pages, 2,594 words, 1 chapter

Date of completion:: 06.01.2026

Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence AU Drama Fluff and Angst Gods / Divine Entities Humor Magic Mentions of violence Myths and mythology Pre-Relationship Pre-slash

Hand in dark

Gen

G

Finished

7

Author:: Paranoid Parrot

Fandom:: EPIC: the musical

Pairing and characters:: Athena, Polites, Odysseus

Size:: 2 pages, 712 words, 1 chapter

Date of completion:: 31.10.2025

Tags: AU Drama Gods / Divine Entities Monthly prompts Murder

What if the death of Polites was no accident?

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Recent works:

A Soft and Tender Bite

Watch where the birds fly

The Parting Gift

Making amends

Hand in dark