What’s worse than waking up in a coffin? Waking up in a coffin next to a half-dead pretty boy. Most awkward. Rescue mission. Ever. That iconic moment when the Noblesse awakens? Spoiler alert: it all went wrong. No dramatic silence. No graceful rise. No red wine eyes opening with ancient wisdom. Hey, don't blame me! I’m a victim here. And somehow the only responsible adult in this mess. So wish me luck.